Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.
Husband:Its okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.
Thats terrible! said the friend. Got any pain?
One day,Eve asked Adam,Doyou really love me?
Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?
A special game that everyone needs
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.
Excuse me,but the seat youve taken is mine.
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Why use my elbow and foot?
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.Anything else? The nurse asked. Yes,Jack thinks for a while and said,Im a bachelor.
Kate: A nice teapot.
Not a lot of blocks but otherwise good
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea?
