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Amazing!

I’m 9 years old am my mom gave me this dancing cactus toy and I put it up my hole and it was so good and eventually it wouldent move because of how much 💦 was in it, and I got it taken away after I got caught my my daddy and well I took my tablet and downloaded this game and ate Cheetos and thought hmm and started putting Cheetos up my whole and the used the app and kept on and on 💦 until I just couldn’t, and now I am 16 and I can’t have a sweet 16 because I’m not a vergin, but I’m so smol! SMOL BEAN!🫘
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Best explanation of my life

I 69 (F) had twisted my ankle and my 12 year old granddaughter had this app on her iPad and I wanted to get it for myself thinking it could help the pain in my ankle. As soon as I put it on my ankle I felt like it was working, but as I continued I started slightly drifting the phone up towards my inner thigh. I started moving my hips onto the vibrating phone and I started to shove it up my holes (if you know what I mean😉😉😍🤤) I then started to levitate off of my wheelchair..I started to cream all on myself and my phone that was now shoved all the way up my 😼. It felt so good that I started fingering the outside of my 😼and lifting my arm up and waving it around. I started ascending to the heavens and I saw my late high school crush and I creamed all over him as soon as I layed eyes on him. I lifted my legs and shoved his face onto my 😼 and I felt it puring and I was screaming “UGHHH DADDY DADDY MEOWWWWW UUUHHHH” I then started to foam at the mouth. That was a very good experience I rate this a 11/10 and I recommend it to all the granny’s out there😉🤤
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So amazing

Omg I had an orgasm everywhere

🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆

my and my husband were coming all night long and couldn’t stop and my mom walked in and she said to stop and we kept moaning and yelling daddy and mommy and then she joined and comed with us🥵♾️❤️😘🍆😏🥵🥵🫨🤤

Just what I needed

My neighbour keeps a phone on non stop vibrating because we’ve had rows over noise. It’s proper annoying as it rumbles through my walls. I sat for an hour with this on the radiator and wall today blasting vibes back. the face on the stupid fapper when I had to walk past them earlier was priceless. 2 can play beeeatch
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Good

Real nice

Amazing

Absolutely brilliant

Good

Its good

I hate this!

it went all over my bedsheets..

Vibrator app

Love this app helps a lot!

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