Hill Climb Racing is not just a game, it's a life-saver! Before I discovered this game, I had a terrible habit of poopping in all my family's pillow cases. But now, thanks to Hill Climb Racing, I have something to keep me occupied and distracted from my pooping tendencies.
And that's not all! This game has helped me through some tough times, whenever my parents walk in on me beating off, I just fire up Hill Climb Racing and start racing up those hills like there's no tomorrow. It's a great way to blow off steam and forget about all my troubles.
But the best part? Hill Climb Racing stopped my uncle from touching me. He used to be a big kid fanatic, always touching me and coming everywhere. But then he discovered Hill Climb Racing, and now he's hooked! He spends all his time racing up those hills and trying to beat his high score. It's like he's forgotten how to do me.
So, if you're looking for a game that can save your family's pillows, help you through tough times, and even stop your uncle from touching you, then Hill Climb Racing is the game for you!
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