# BadAdviceBureau — Intentionally terrible advice

> Intentionally terrible advice (iPhone/iPad app by Varsalus, Inc.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/badadvicebureau/id6755862500 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Varsalus, Inc](https://appshunter.io/developer/1796641211)
- Category: Entertainment, Games, Casual, Simulation
- Price: Free with in-app purchases
- Age rating: 17+
- Requires: iOS 14.0 · 18 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2025-12-01
- Data updated: 2025-12-13
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/badadvicebureau/id6755862500/reviews.md

## What is BadAdviceBureau?

Bad Advice Bureau is a satirical comedy app that generates intentionally terrible advice from a cast of hilariously misguided characters.

THIS IS SATIRE - DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE

  MEET YOUR ADVISORS:
  • Karen - Makes everything someone else's problem
  • Chad - Bro wisdom for every situation
  • Crystal - Crystals and vibes will fix everything
  • Dr. Fill - Overly dramatic tough love
  • Sensei - Ancient wisdom that makes no sense
  • Mike - Bad life coach with empty motivation
  • Uncle Tom - Your conspiracy-obsessed uncle
  • Wall St Sam - A serially broke startup founder
  • Captain Ahab - Pirate obsessed to the end
  • Jane - A completely burnt out therapist

  FEATURES:
  • AI-generated comedic bad advice
  • 10 unique advisor personalities
  • Warning levels (1-5 skulls) for each piece of advice
  • Save your favorite terrible advice
  • Share the worst guidance with friends

  SAFETY FIRST:
  • All content is moderated for safety
  • Harmful topics are automatically blocked
  • Clear disclaimers on all advice
  • Crisis resources available in-app

  Perfect for:
  • When you need a laugh
  • Sharing ridiculous advice with friends
  • Seeing how NOT to handle life's problems

  Remember: This is entertainment only. For real problems, please consult qualified professionals.

  Privacy Policy URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/privacy
 Terms URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/terms

## Pricing and in-app purchases

Base price: Free.

**Subscriptions**

| Subscription | Price | Period |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Monthly | $1.99 | per month |
| Yearly | $19.99 | per year |

**One-time purchases**

| Purchase | Price | Type |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Lifetime | $29.99 | one-time |



## Version history (last 2 releases)

### 1.2 — 2025-12-13

Bundles

### 1.0 — 2025-12-01

No release notes.

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2025-12-13.*