# Barney Blinddarm — A very good-looking appendix

> Guide a disembodied appendix's fall to achieve a spectacular escape. (iPhone/iPad app by Jan Essig.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/barney-blinddarm/id959010296 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Jan Essig](https://appshunter.io/developer/446378172)
- Category: Games, Medical, Action, Casual
- Price: Free with in-app purchases
- Rating: 1.00/5 from 2 App Store ratings · 9 written reviews indexed
- Age rating: 12+
- Requires: iOS 8.0 · 35 MB
- Languages: American English, German (Germany)
- Released: 2015-02-18
- Data updated: 2026-08-24
- Monetization: free
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/barney-blinddarm/id959010296/reviews.md

## What is Barney Blinddarm?

WARNING!! This app is very bloody and probably one of the silliest games on the AppStore !!!

Barney is a young, dynamic and very good-looking appendix. But he's continually harassed by the small and large intestines on account of his size. One day he's finally had enough - he's all worked up and suddenly decides to break free ...

... shortly afterwards in the operating room:
His big moment has come at last. Barney's just left the lower abdomen and seen the light of day. The head doctor holds him proudly aloft for all to see. 

 ... and here you come into play ... 

To make Barney's first steps into freedom as spectacular as possible, your mission is as follows:

Attempt to time his fall so he collides with the rapidly approaching rubbish bin lid. If you open the bin too soon or too late, Barney will either slam full speed on top of the rubbish bin or fall into the bin full of… …eww – you can probably imagine.

1.) Wait till the doc's got Barney between his fingers 
     and is holding him to one side ready to throw.

2.) Tap the display once to make the doc push his leg 
      and let Barney fall.

3.) Barney now begins to fall without stopping.

4.) Tap a second time and try to get Barney to 
      hit the rubbish bin lid in mid-air. 

5.) If you succeed, Barney will be flung towards freedom
     in a huge arc.

6.) Packs of blood lie scattered across the floor. 
     If Barney lands on one, his flight takes longer.

Good luck to you and a good flight to Barney!!

This game is dedicated to my appendix Barney, who parted ways with me in December 1987 and has been kicking back in sunny Abuja / Nigeria ever since.

## Key features

- Timed tap gameplay
- Guide falling character
- Aim for rubbish bin lid
- Blood pack physics
- Humorous narrative

## Pricing and in-app purchases

Base price: Free.

**One-time purchases**

| Purchase | Price | Type |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Remove ads | $0.99 | one-time |


## Recent user reviews (9 of 9)

All indexed reviews: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/barney-blinddarm/id959010296/reviews.md

### 1/5 — Gross

*2021-11-03*

Archibald had his appendix removed after it was ruptured

### 1/5 — Archibald got his appendix removed

*2021-10-10*

Disgusting image if Archibald got this effect

### 5/5 — Ein genialer Klassiker

*2016-08-21*

Macht süchtig und Barney ist einfach der echt "Barney the Eagle"...

Prima. 5 Sterne sind nicht genug...

### 5/5 — Genial

*2015-09-19*

Super Zeitvertreib!!! 👍👍👍

### 5/5 — Genial

*2015-04-03*

Ein Spiel, das jeder Mensch auf dieser Erde in seinem Leben gespielt haben sollte! ;)
Ne aber ehrlich, alleine die Idee ist witzig, die kleine Story mit Widmung noch besser und der Sound lässt alte PC-Spielsound-Ohrwürmer wieder aus ihren Löchern kriechen :)
Und irgendwie spielt man es auch immer wieder ;)
Geiles kleines Game!

### 5/5 — Geniales kleines Game

*2015-03-14*

Witzes kleines Game für zwischendurch.

### 5/5 — Super Spiel. Macht richtig viel Spaß

*2015-03-07*

Ein echt kurzweiliges Spiel.
Macht Spaß zwischendurch zu zocken.

### 5/5 — It’s so silly, but it’s so much fun.

*2015-02-20*

You know who would have thought it would be so much fun to watch an appendix fly!

### 5/5 — Eeeeeeee

*2015-02-18*

Кто знает что за музон в игре!? 😩💏

## Frequently asked questions about Barney Blinddarm

### What is Barney Blinddarm?

Barney Blinddarm is a humorous and bloody game where players help a disembodied appendix named Barney make a spectacular escape. The gameplay involves timing taps to guide Barney's fall.

### How do I play Barney Blinddarm?

You play by tapping the screen at the right moment to make Barney fall and then tapping again to guide him towards the rubbish bin lid for a spectacular flight. Success depends on precise timing.

### What devices does Barney Blinddarm support?

Barney Blinddarm is available for iPhone and iPod devices. It was released on February 18, 2015, and last updated on November 28, 2017.

### Is Barney Blinddarm free to play?

Yes, Barney Blinddarm is free to download and play. It does not have ads or in-app purchases.

### What is the age rating for Barney Blinddarm?

Barney Blinddarm has an age rating of 12+. The game is described as very bloody and silly.

### How often is Barney Blinddarm updated?

Barney Blinddarm was last updated on November 28, 2017, with version 1.1.0. The game has not received updates since then.

### What do users think of Barney Blinddarm?

User feedback is limited, with the app having only 2 ratings. The current average rating is 1.0 stars.

### Does Barney Blinddarm have offline play?

The description does not specify if Barney Blinddarm requires an internet connection. However, the gameplay mechanics suggest it can be played offline.

## Version history (last 4 releases)

### 1.1.0 — 2017-11-28

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

- iPhone 8 Bugfix

### 1.0.3 — 2015-03-04

+++ Check out the brand new Apps +++
Agent Al Evator - a terrorist defense game: bit.ly/agent_ios
&
Garry the Blowfly: bit.ly/garryios

• Spelling mistake corrected ;-)
• Optimized adverts position on iPhone 5
• Optimized some fonts

### 1.0.1 — 2015-02-05

• 64-bit Support

### 1.0.0 — 2015-02-05

No release notes.

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