# Big Sexy — user reviews

> 5 indexed App Store user reviews of Big Sexy by John Anthony, rated 5.00/5 from 21 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/big-sexy/id1489073663/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/big-sexy/id1489073663.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 21 · 4★ 0 · 3★ 0 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 0

## Most critical reviews (5 lowest-rated)

### 5/5 — Big sexy app

*2023-08-01*

I love the app…but whoever made this, we in the peggy community would love for this to just convert to the -46. If you could make an appv for the from scratch that’ll be fine also, but we need this app for the peggy, 135 is going away & the 10 is practically almost gone sadly.

### 5/5 — Real talk

*2020-11-06*

There have been 3 life changing events in human history: Inventing fire, Al Gore creating the internet, and Big Sexy. This app helped me circumcise a young man in need with only nail clippers and a rubber band.

**Developer response:** Weird flex but ok.

### 5/5 — Why find Jesus when you can embrace Big Sexy?

*2020-10-10*

The app really does do it all. Burns the warts off of mules, strips varnish off speedboats, even makes your dick bigger too. 6.9/5, would recommend to any crew dog. Warning: children should not partake in using this app with laces in their shoes.

### 5/5 — Go-to app

*2020-09-26*

I used to spend hours a day endlessly scrolling reddit, but now I just start every day with Big Sexy, check any updates around lunchtime, and then kill a little more time with it before bed. COVID-19 must-have app while we’re all cooped up at home.

### 5/5 — John Anthony comes through for the boys again

*2019-12-12*

Two years ago I was in the darkest time of my life. I was searching for a purpose in something, but nothing worked. Not school, not drugs, not my girlfriend; I even did alcohol, but that just left me feeling even more lonely. After that I thought I would branch out, so I got involved in a Jamaican dog fighting circle, but I soon learned that that was bad news. I was lost. But it was in this pit of despair that I discovered the thing that changed my life forever. I downloaded Big Sexy. At first, I was a casual Big Sexy’er, running SOE’s with my roommates for fun every once in awhile. But as time went on, Big Sexy began to take on a deeper meaning. A RGS calculation at 11 pm on a Friday night meant something completely different than a RGS at 9:30 on a Tuesday morning. It became something special, something meaningful. Big Sexy transformed my life. It taught me what it meant to be a pilot, how to take out a bank loan, even how to talk to people without violently vomiting. I would not be the man I am today if it wasn’t for Big Sexy. Now to you out there, reading this review, thinking to yourself, “How could this stupid app ever be useful?” Give it a try. I beg of you, take a chance. You won’t regret it. Thank you.

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