# Blag — For the messages you dread

> For the messages you dread (iPhone/iPad app by 鹭辉 白.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/blag/id6806084033 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [鹭辉 白](https://appshunter.io/developer/1887145749)
- Category: Entertainment, Productivity
- Price: Free with in-app purchases
- Age rating: 9+
- Requires: iOS 15.0 · 21 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2026-09-21
- Data updated: 2026-10-09
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/blag/id6806084033/reviews.md

## What is Blag?

Blag writes the message you can't face writing — and reads the ones you can't face answering.

TRANSLATE THIS
Paste something you've been sent and say who sent it. Blag tells you what they're actually asking for underneath the politeness, points at the exact phrases that give it away, and drafts three replies:

• Polite — safe to send to anyone
• Professional — protects your time without being rude
• Unhinged — what you wish you could say, clearly labelled do not actually send

The same sentence from a manager, a client and a landlord means three different things. Blag knows the difference.

MAKE AN EXCUSE
Pick what happened — running late, calling in sick, bailing on plans, missing a deadline — then drag the slider. At 1 it's boring and completely believable. At 10 it involves bureaucracy, wildlife, or the legal system, delivered with a completely straight face. Every excuse comes with a credibility score and a deadpan risk note, because the joke is in taking it seriously.

Written as a text message, not an email. Contractions, lowercase, the occasional "sorry!!" — it should read like you typed it on your phone, because you're about to paste it somewhere and send it.

SHARE THE GOOD ONES
Every excuse can become a card — the character, the text, the credibility meter — ready for wherever you put things you find funny.

FREE
Five a day for your first week, then one a day. Both tools, every situation, every relationship, sharing included.

BLAG PRO
• 30 a day
• Paste a screenshot instead of retyping what your boss sent
• Pick the delivery: sincere, panicked, indignant, poetic
• History and favourites, kept on your phone
• Four kinds of card: paper, sticky note, graph paper, kraft

Blag is for entertainment. Everything it writes is generated by AI — read it before you send it, and don't use it for anything that actually matters.

Blag Pro is an auto-renewing subscription: US$4.99 per month or US$24.99 per year. Payment is charged to your Apple ID at confirmation of purchase and renews unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the period. Manage or cancel in Settings.
Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://yapper-api.baiyingjie8.workers.dev/privacy

## Pricing and in-app purchases

Base price: Free.

**Subscriptions**

| Subscription | Price | Period |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Blag Pro Yearly | $24.99 | per year |
| Blag Pro Monthly | $4.99 | per month |



## Version history (last 1 release)

### 1.0 — 2026-09-21

No release notes.

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