# Coconut Horse — user reviews

> 41 indexed App Store user reviews of Coconut Horse by Chris Egerter, rated 3.60/5 from 7 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/coconut-horse/id288269590/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/coconut-horse/id288269590.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 4 · 4★ 0 · 3★ 1 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 2

## Newest reviews (12 of 41)

### 5/5 — So silly and dumb!

*2011-12-31*

It is so silly! It is fun. The only problem is that my pjs don't have pockets!;) When I here it it makes me think of a guy shaking them in a small cottage near an ocean in Hawaii. I wish there were settings were ether you could chose or depending on your speed, to walk trot and canter. Maybe even slow gait and rack! Think of all the gaits and possibilities! Make this worth something!!!! I bet you can!;-)

### 5/5 — Amazzziinnnggg!!! +

*2011-03-10, version 0*

Coolest app ever!  To that person who said that you should just tap it instead of shake it is lame! It is so awesome, it shouldn't be ruined by having to tap. Perfect for those times whenever you need some attention! My hat is off to the creator!
                          Love, happy costumer

P.s. Perfect for sugar rushes :)

### 5/5 — This is a good one!

*2011-03-07*

Found this app for free today and I got to say it's pretty fun! My wife laughed so hard at me when I told he I can ride a horse and galloped away with the sound.

### 4/5 — A review

*2011-01-05, version 0*

This is kinda cool!! I like going around and people hear it and are like what the heck?!? I say it's worth it!!

### 5/5 — Monty Python

*2010-12-31, version 0*

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate

### 5/5 — Fun!

*2010-02-21*

U actually sound like a horse!

### 5/5 — love it!!!!!!!!!

*2010-01-24, version 0*

this app is so cool!!!!!  if u want it on the whole time go to settings and push shut down and then never

### 5/5 — Hilarious!!

*2009-12-24, version 0*

Move over Monty Python! This app is hilarious; put it in your pocket and gallop away ;)

### 4/5 — ある趣味の人にはバカ受け？

*2009-11-15*

ココナッツの殻をぶつけて出す馬の歩く音を本体をシェイクさせる事で出させるアプリです。判る人には判るだろーな。映画「Monty Python's Holy Grail」においてアーサー王はもうこれでパッツィ(演:テリー・ギリアム)を必要としなくなる訳です。可哀想なパッツィ・・・

### 5/5 — Pretty cool

*2009-09-20*

It's fun to play with and I make everyone laugh... But it would be cool if when u stopped it neighed and if it could do more then canter beats but it is Fun all in all!!! :)

### 5/5 — AWESOME

*2009-05-26*

I LOVE this app it's really cool!!!! My only suggestion is that you should make it so that it doesn't turn off while ur running around like and idiot(trust me.....I've gotten some pretty weird looks) because then u have to stop and turn it back on...thus ruining from awesome horsey skills, please improve! I LOVE THIS APP 
                                U

### 5/5 — Stopping

*2009-05-22*

• When you stop needs the horse to neigh it would be cool (watch monty pithon and the holy grail)

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — Does not work on iPhone 16 plus

*2025-04-30*

Does not work on iPhone 16 plus crashes when app opens

### 1/5 — Doesn’t work.

*2023-10-31*

This app no longer works.

### 1/5 — Sound is all wrong

*2009-11-08, version 0*

Needs a whinny button.  Also I don't like the shaking- I prefer tapping.

### 1/5 — Does not sound like coconuts

*2009-07-30*

It doesn't sound like coconuts and you have to shake it really fast to make it sound like the beats in the canter
Don't buy it!

### 1/5 — Okay

*2009-06-11*

The app is alright. But it is really fun at first then you never even look at the thing again!don't get it, it is a waste of money.

### 1/5 — Awesome!

*2009-04-04, version 0*

Buy!! LOL drumby is right! Cocun...orse!                                            IT BEHS JUST A FLESH WOONDS!

### 3/5 — Ehhhh

*2012-07-09, version 0*

On my Itouch it doesn't  sound like a horse at all. But what the heck, super silly like me!
🐎Neigh Neigh for now!🐎
—Horse lover🐴

### 3/5 — Ok, kinda fun

*2009-04-09*

This app is ok. I think it should be more realistic though, because it only has the sound of a canter. But other than that it was fun to run around with! I would recomend it to someone who's just buying it for the fun of it and doesn't care if it doesn't seem real.

### 3/5 — Should be free

*2008-12-28, version 0*

I like it but. It's a waste of money

### 4/5 — Great app, but...

*2012-01-07*

This has been really useful on my most recent quest. Would give it five stars, but I had to buy a separate app for minstrels.

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Absolute cinema

*2026-01-28, version 1.1*

Perfection

### 5/5 — JORCANUT JORSE IS JINCENDIBLE

*2026-01-26, version 1.1*

its not joever for me 🥹🥹🥹

### 5/5 — ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

*2026-01-26, version 1.1*

Super duper coconut and super duper horse. Wonderfully presented. Thank you.

### 5/5 — i am no longer marcuses cousin

*2025-11-10, version 1.1*

marcus

### 5/5 — Not what I was looking for,

*2024-08-29*

but definitely what I needed! Best App Ever! It does exactly what it says it does, and my wife died laughing when I came clipping across the yard to give her a kiss. Thank you Chris!

2024 update: iPhone 13 Pro. App still works great. Gets a laugh out of me and my wife when I open it up, toss my phone in my pocket, and ride my coconut horse to work xD

### 5/5 — Pretty good ngl

*2023-04-05, version 1.1*

This application is an odd concept, however, unlike many modern games it doesn’t rely on false advertising to lure an audience. The developer has been honest with the product he is supplying, he clearly states that the app just makes horse ‘clopping’ sounds when activated with motion, and that is exactly what he delivered. Do I think it’s the best app in the AppStore? No. Does it deserve 5 stars? Yes.

### 5/5 — User experience positive feedback

*2023-02-20*

Oh my goodness, let me tell you about the coconut app! This app may seem simple at first glance, but it is so much more than just a picture of a coconut. As soon as you open the app, you're greeted with a stunning image of a perfectly-formed coconut, with its rough, brown exterior and iconic three dots on the top.

The coconut app is a visual feast for the eyes, and I find myself constantly mesmerized by its simplicity and beauty. The colors are so rich and vibrant, and the image is so crisp and clear, that I feel like I could reach out and touch the coconut. It's like having a little piece of paradise in the palm of my hand.

But the coconut app is more than just a pretty picture. It's actually quite useful! I've found that when I'm feeling stressed or anxious, just looking at the coconut can help me calm down and relax. There's something about the smooth, round shape of the coconut that is incredibly soothing to me. It's like a mini meditation session, right there on my phone.

Plus, the coconut app is a great conversation starter! I can't tell you how many times I've pulled out my phone and shown someone the coconut app, and they've been immediately intrigued. We end up chatting about coconuts and tropical vacations and all sorts of fun things. It's amazing how a simple image can bring people together.

One thing I really appreciate about the coconut app is how well-designed it is. The interface is intuitive and easy to use, and I love that I can swipe left or right to see different angles of the coconut. There's even a little zoom feature, so I can get up close and personal with the coconut's rough exterior. It's clear that the developers put a lot of thought and care into creating this app, and it shows.

Overall, I can't recommend the coconut app enough. It's a delightful little oasis in the midst of a hectic day, and it never fails to put a smile on my face. Whether you're a coconut lover, a tropical vacation enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates simple beauty, this app is a must-have. Trust me, you won't regret downloading it.

### 5/5 — Not what I was looking for,

*2020-04-20, version 1.1*

but definitely what I needed!

Best App Ever!

It does exactly what it says it does, and my wife died laughing when I came clipping across the yard to give her a kiss.

Thank you Chris!

### 5/5 — Silly but GREAT !

*2012-01-19*

Kind of silly if all you try and do is walk for the affect . But as soon as you "ride" the horse it plays perfectly. Wife laughed so hard, can't wait to try it at work with all my nerd friends!

### 5/5 — Who lives in that Castle?

*2012-01-06*

You will have to speak up louder than my horse hoofbeats.

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