# Cthulhu Diet

> Cthulhu-themed parody app for calorie tracking with dark humor. (iPhone/iPad app by Weekend Panda.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/cthulhu-diet/id1536475235 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Weekend Panda](https://appshunter.io/developer/1370012106)
- Category: Games, Adventure, Casual
- Price: Free with in-app purchases
- Rating: 4.65/5 from 20 App Store ratings · 11 written reviews indexed
- Age rating: 12+
- Requires: iOS 11.0 · 151 MB
- Languages: English
- Released: 2020-10-27
- Data updated: 2026-06-04
- Monetization: free with in-app purchases
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/cthulhu-diet/id1536475235/reviews.md

## What is Cthulhu Diet?

The nightmare beyond the deep Cthulhu has arrived to become your personal trainer! 

Enter your weight-loss goals (he will mock them) and keep track of your daily calories (or don’t, you are doomed either way). Log your meals (did you eat an entire bag of sugar for lunch? Maybe *two* bags of sugar? You can be honest here) and get helpful (NOT helpful - not at all) life and dieting tips from Cthulhu himself. Why not give it a try? The only thing you’ve got to lose is “all your hopes and dreams!”

The Cthulhu Diet is a dark-humor parody app which you could technically use to count calories and become a healthier person but really who is going to actually do that? Just download it and get a few laughs as you hurl through the darkness of space and time towards the heat-death of the Universe. Whee!

## Key features

- Cthulhu-themed personal trainer
- Weight-loss goal tracking
- Daily calorie logging
- Dark humor dieting tips
- Parody gameplay

## Pricing and in-app purchases

Base price: Free.

**One-time purchases**

| Purchase | Price | Type |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Developer Support | $4.99 | one-time |


## Recent user reviews (10 of 11)

All indexed reviews: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/cthulhu-diet/id1536475235/reviews.md

### 5/5 — Greatness

*2026-02-28*

I didn’t need a diet for any reason I’m 6 ft 2 and 200lbs not super solid but ok for me. But I liked the idea of this so I did it. Started out putting in my real food and cal. After about 2 weeks I said you know I’m going to use the choices. And then I died! Lol I was like wtf! 👍👍  I started laughing! So I restarted it and used nothing but the choices and then I got another death! Yes! 👍👍👍👍👍 not going to tell you how but this gotta click on something u can’t tell it’s going to kill you sooner or later. Lol! Then I got the coins up to 1000, just like he said it’s done, it’s not a glitch like some ppl think it’s part of the app. Just restart it and there you go! End!

### 5/5 — 5 Stars

*2023-11-21, version 1.0*

My ed really likes this thing

### 3/5 — funny app but not very practical

*2023-06-27, version 1.0*

made me laugh but it’s not a great app to actually track calories with since you can’t edit what you put in or add additional foods to meal times. other than that, it’s a fun quirky little app and is useful for tracking weight loss and having an overview of what you ate.

### 5/5 — I know what you are

*2023-06-27*

👁️👁️

### 3/5 — i love this app, just one issue

*2023-06-03*

this app is so fun i love it, but when i got 1000 coins, it got stuck on a screen that just said dialog text and didnt allow me to click past it. please fix this because i love this app so much!!!

### 5/5 — I just got this but..

*2022-06-03, version 1.0*

So far its rlly good, the character keeps it fun and motivates me to keep up with tracking my entries only slight problems u cant edit what you've eaten so if u mis click on the sugar or the other option then ur stuck with 800+cals on the entry and not what you’ve actually eaten. Other than that I'm really happy with it !

### 5/5 — Glitched :c

*2021-09-19*

I love this app, but I as soon as I got 1000 coins it glitched. I think I was about to get one of the endings, but a box that said “dialogue text” appeared in front of my screen and doesn’t allow me to press continue or anything like that. Pls fix I love this app!!

### 5/5 — Noice

*2021-06-29, version 1.0*

My ㅌD approves this!

### 4/5 — Great app!! Just one thing

*2021-05-03*

I really like the app in general! It’s very cute and I love the dark humor. However, I think being able to enter more than just the set 4 things (breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack) would be amazing!

### 4/5 — Good Diet App, One thing though,,

*2020-12-31*

This is a really good app with counting calories, although i wish we can remove the buttons for the suggestions. I keep pressing the suggestions for what i 'ate' so it adds up to like 1,800 calories a day bc all of the suggestions are 300+ calories:/

## Frequently asked questions about Cthulhu Diet

### What is Cthulhu Diet?

Cthulhu Diet is a parody app that uses a Cthulhu theme to offer humorous commentary on weight loss and calorie tracking. While it can technically be used for fitness, its primary focus is dark humor.

### Does Cthulhu Diet have ads?

No, Cthulhu Diet does not contain advertisements. It is free to download and play.

### What devices does Cthulhu Diet support?

Cthulhu Diet is available on iPhone, iPad, and iPod devices.

### What is the age rating for Cthulhu Diet?

Cthulhu Diet has an age rating of 12+, suggesting it is suitable for users aged 12 and older.

### How often is Cthulhu Diet updated?

Cthulhu Diet was last updated on October 27, 2020, with version 1.0. There have been no updates since its release.

### What are the in-app purchases in Cthulhu Diet?

The specific details of in-app purchases are not provided, but the app does offer them, contributing to its monetization model.

### Can Cthulhu Diet actually help me lose weight?

While Cthulhu Diet includes features for logging calories and weight, its primary design is for dark humor and parody. Users seeking serious fitness guidance may find its tips unhelpful.

### What do users like about Cthulhu Diet?

Based on its 4.7-star rating from 20 reviews, users likely appreciate the unique dark humor and the unconventional approach to fitness tracking.

## Version history (last 1 release)

### 1.0 — 2020-10-27

No release notes.

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