# Cursed Timer — Absurd stopwatch units.

> Absurd stopwatch units. (iPhone/iPad app by Konrad Kern.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/cursed-timer/id6777128058 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Konrad Kern](https://appshunter.io/developer/6775921733)
- Category: Utilities
- Price: Free
- Age rating: 4+
- Requires: iOS 17.0 · 56 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2026-06-29
- Data updated: 2026-07-03
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/cursed-timer/id6777128058/reviews.md

## What is Cursed Timer?

Cursed Timer turns elapsed seconds into deeply unreasonable time units nobody asked for but everyone understands: first beers after work, uncomfortable parent conversations, loading spinner eternities, forgotten laundry eras, and many more.

Every absurd unit has its own image, copy, and result text. Start the timer, pick a featured unit, save favorite readouts, share results, or export a square social-media image. Customize the name and situation, then post through the iOS share sheet to apps like Instagram, WhatsApp, X, or Facebook.

No ads. No tracking. Favorites stay local on your device.


## Version history (last 1 release)

### 1.0 — 2026-06-30

No release notes.

## More apps by Konrad Kern

- [Cursed Converter](https://appshunter.io/ios/app/cursed-converter/id6776692352)
- [The Kardashev Initiative](https://appshunter.io/ios/app/the-kardashev-initiative/id6781195701)

All apps by Konrad Kern: https://appshunter.io/developer/6775921733

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