Rigged game 🤣
I’ve come to the only logical conclusion: this euchre game is 100% rigged against me personally.
There is absolutely NO other explanation for getting dealt complete garbage for 10 games in a row. Statistically impossible. Clearly the developers have built an advanced algorithm whose sole purpose is to identify when I’m playing and immediately remove every Jack, Ace, and remotely useful card from the deck.
And before anyone suggests this might have something to do with my own piss-poor euchre ability—let’s not get ridiculous.
Everyone knows the only important part of euchre is winning. Sportsmanship? Having fun? Playing better? Absolutely meaningless. Winning is everything, and this game is clearly cheating because it simply cannot handle seeing me succeed.
I’m assuming there’s an entire team at headquarters watching my games live:
“HE’S ABOUT TO WIN! QUICK—GIVE HIM THREE 9s, A 10, AND AN OFF-SUIT QUEEN!”
Meanwhile, my opponents apparently have a frequent-flyer rewards program for bowers.
So congratulations to the developers. You’ve successfully stopped a mediocre euchre player from reaching his rightful place at the top. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.
Would’ve given it 5 stars, but apparently I’m not allowed to win those either.
There is absolutely NO other explanation for getting dealt complete garbage for 10 games in a row. Statistically impossible. Clearly the developers have built an advanced algorithm whose sole purpose is to identify when I’m playing and immediately remove every Jack, Ace, and remotely useful card from the deck.
And before anyone suggests this might have something to do with my own piss-poor euchre ability—let’s not get ridiculous.
Everyone knows the only important part of euchre is winning. Sportsmanship? Having fun? Playing better? Absolutely meaningless. Winning is everything, and this game is clearly cheating because it simply cannot handle seeing me succeed.
I’m assuming there’s an entire team at headquarters watching my games live:
“HE’S ABOUT TO WIN! QUICK—GIVE HIM THREE 9s, A 10, AND AN OFF-SUIT QUEEN!”
Meanwhile, my opponents apparently have a frequent-flyer rewards program for bowers.
So congratulations to the developers. You’ve successfully stopped a mediocre euchre player from reaching his rightful place at the top. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.
Would’ve given it 5 stars, but apparently I’m not allowed to win those either.
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Not too bad
Not too bad
Excellent
Very good
Fun
Fast moving and time consuming
One flaw
Enjoy playing with and against the “computer” but why does my partner constantly go alone when they have terrible cards? I’m starting to wonder if the developers understand what go alone means. When you don’t have the second highest ace or jack, don’t go alone. Love everything about the game but this. It makes no sense.
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