# Face Harmony by Clavicular — user reviews

> 34 indexed App Store user reviews of Face Harmony by Clavicular by Nathan Kest, rated 2.30/5 from 97 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/face-harmony-by-clavicular/id6781068829/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/face-harmony-by-clavicular/id6781068829.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 28 · 4★ 2 · 3★ 1 · 2★ 4 · 1★ 62

## Newest reviews (14 of 34)

### 1/5 — Bruh

*2026-07-25*

Saw this app trending for the wrong reasons so I became curious and downloaded it. I’m filling out the bs questionnaire and got to the end and it won’t even let me passed the phone number section. Probably a sign to not use this god forsaken app.

### 1/5 — Same same…

*2026-07-25, version 1.1.0*

Just another AI app that requires a payment for the full report. Do not buy / download.

### 1/5 — Don’t download it

*2026-07-25, version 1.1.0*

This app is a body dysmorphia speed run. It gives you a fake rating to make you feel good but desire that last little bit of “perfection” for a subscription. Most likely sells your data and face scan to ai companies or that one trusty country we all love!

### 1/5 — 4.99 gay

*2026-07-25*

Am not gay

### 1/5 — It’s fake unless you pay

*2026-07-25*

Basically gives u a fake score, and then makes u pay to give u a real score. Don’t download the app unless ur willing to pay a subscription.

### 1/5 — trash app

*2026-07-24*

100% trash app. Have to pay to even get any feedback. I was just curious so I installed it. People don’t pay for garbage like this, you are beautiful.

### 1/5 — Collecting data

*2026-07-24*

App is bad (as everyone says) because it doesn’t care whether it satisfies you or not— you just need to snap your pic with your name attached and move on. Like or dislike the data, it doesn’t matter. It is collecting that facial data for their databases, and being sent to you all know where. A Z-eye-o-nest run app, they want your close up facial data in their latest technology so that when they begin using it in the public, they already have everything on everyone ready. Have no doubt about this. For poison may lay hidden in your favorite food. Save yourself and stay away.

**Developer response:** hey there, face measurement happens only on your device. we do not store any face data on any server at all. in the future we may add a feature to track measurements over time, which would require us to save your before photo (securely) in storage, but right now as of July 25th , that doesn't happen. 

The latest update allows you to instantly delete any data we have , including your account permanently. Any other information you need regarding how data is handled is on the website http://faceharmony.org/privacy

### 1/5 — Trash Ai slop

*2026-07-24, version 1.0*

clavicular made this with Ai as a money grab. it is absolutely terrible and the results show nothing like what clavicular "teaches". it's just a scam.

### 1/5 — Amazed of the lack of features did not do what was promised

*2026-07-24, version 1.0*

I download the app get the same 91% everyone gets I buy the lifetime premium expecting to use this very often and guide myself but man was I wrong. After buying I get the full ratings of all available metrics and that’s expected, it’s when I get out of that there’s nothing else but a button to rescan your face or compare between 2 scans no profile button no detailed steps to improve in the metrics like promised in the description with pro. I’m stuck in a loop of scanning my face and looking at ratings of metrics I have not much of a clue on how to improve. There are no amount of words that can explain how mad and disappointed I am I know once this dumb purchase goes through bouta request a refund because this is straight BS. DO NOT RECOMMEND.

### 1/5 — I lost respect for you clav.

*2026-07-23*

I thought today was going to my best yet, sun shining, and then I see a clav app. We all want to mog like clav am I right so I download the app to do the scan and it gave me a fake score that my incel friend also got. He got curb stomped and somehow survived and he got the same score in everything. I took this lightly as it’s clav yk and then boom. 4.99 just to see my score. Clav thinks I have enough money for all of this. I even hoped and tried to but it hoping I had money on my card but when I was typing my card info in my dog took the card out my hand and got hit by a ice cream truck. I tried chasing him outside before that happened but he juked me out my shoes so I didn’t know where he went then I look on my front porch just to see my dog crushed. I couldn’t even hear it happened because of the jolly music that was playing. I then walk to my dog that was dead to move it out the road but the ice cream truck rolled down the hill it was going on because my dog’s intestines got wrapped around the wheels so it couldn’t move. And then when the truck rolled down it hit and pushed me to the curb and I got curbed stopped by the intestine wheel and now my incel friend mogs me.  10/10

### 1/5 — Amazing app

*2026-07-23*

This app is amazing it told me that I had perfect skin and that I was gay and it also informed me that my lower Chin looked like Peter from family guy thank you clav

### 1/5 — Horrible

*2026-07-23*

This app is ai slop. Can’t believe someone like clavicular commissioned this

### 1/5 — Umax clone lol

*2026-07-23*

The app is vibe coded, no free trial.

### 1/5 — AI slop

*2026-07-23*

Looks like Claude whipped it up in an hour, hard paywall, and flatters tf out of you so it can upsell you. Save ya money

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — Pure scam by Clavicular

*2026-07-31*

DON’T BUY IT. Please don’t buy it. This has no value and metrics are biased. Also it does not provide any advice on what to do. This does not show how the stuff was calculated.

### 1/5 — Harvests Face Data and Lies

*2026-07-30*

despite claiming in the privacy policy that face data and face derived data never leaves the device. and also replying to reviews saying “face data doesn’t touch our servers” face derived data is sent to a developer controlled backend

a youtuber named dzuma proved this is the case when they did a MITM interception of the traffic and found that your facial derived data is sent to an API endpoint called /saveAssessment 

DO NOT INSTALL THIS APP AND REPORT THE APP THEY ARE LYING TO YOU IN THE PRIVACY POLICY 

-privacywatcher

### 1/5 — Horror💔

*2026-07-29, version 1.1.2*

Absolute rubbish btw😭😭

### 1/5 — Don’t work

*2026-07-27, version 1.1.0*

Won’t let you make an account 😭

### 1/5 — PAYWALL

*2026-07-27, version 1.1.0*

Ye there is a paywall for any rating so…

### 1/5 — Clavicular is my husband

*2026-07-27, version 1.1.0*

Daddy clav your the most beautiful creature to ever walk the earth I want to lick your toes pls ascend me

### 1/5 — Doesn’t allow me to use my phone number

*2026-07-27*

Can’t get past the phone number verification phase

### 1/5 — downloaded and got body slammed

*2026-07-26*

i used technological and scientific augmentation to enhance me to a super chad, only to be confronted by your literal average joe and he body slammed me. Brutal

### 1/5 — Garbage

*2026-07-26, version 1.1.0*

App doesn’t work - just a cash grab

### 1/5 — ts wasn’t made by clav

*2026-07-26, version 1.1.0*

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

## Most praised reviews (8 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Best app of all time

*2026-07-28*

I’m from Israel and this app is amazing! 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

### 5/5 — Love from Israel 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

*2026-07-26*

Sending my love from Israel 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱me and my Jewish family loved this app and we love you clav I just don’t like how it’s 25 dollars max 🇮🇱🇮🇱

### 5/5 — I’m from Israel and I love this app

*2026-07-22*

🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 molecule

### 4/5 — It won’t let me put my number

*2026-07-26*

Help me

### 4/5 — Israel Reviewer!! 🇮🇱

*2026-07-24*

I live in Israel and we love the big Yaho. All glory to Israel and we are watching you Clav.

### 4/5 — Good measurements, no actionable advice

*2026-07-23, version 1.0*

I loved how through the measurements were, however, the app does not, at least from what I can see, provide any actionable advice for how to fix found issues. It only allows you to re-scan and compare with previous scans.

### 2/5 — Can’t really try it

*2026-07-24, version 1.0*

Well the photos at the start worked, but the only way to actually get a rating is by paying either 6.99 a week, 11.99 a month or god knows how much for the year, also the 3 day free trial that is said to be available, is in fact, not available. Will change the rating once I can try it (so when the 3 day trial works).

### 2/5 — Great App

*2026-07-22*

I’m from Israel and this is a great app 🇮🇱🔥

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-08-25.*
