# Funny Donald

> A collection of quotes from a prominent public figure for entertainment. (iPhone/iPad app by The Ritz Acme Ltd Liability Company.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/funny-donald/id1044961568 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [The Ritz Acme Ltd Liability Company](https://appshunter.io/developer/952868106)
- Category: Entertainment, News
- Price: Free
- Rating: 3.00/5 from 4 App Store ratings · 7 written reviews indexed
- Age rating: 9+
- Requires: iOS 8.0 · 26 MB
- Languages: English
- Released: 2015-10-29
- Data updated: 2026-06-10
- Monetization: free
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/funny-donald/id1044961568/reviews.md

## What is Funny Donald?

Wanna keep "The Donald" in your pocket?

Trump all your friends with all the best quotes from your favorite billionaire!

Then get "Funny Donald!"

60 awesome and funny quotes from our next president!
(When I wrote that line it was a joke!)

Includes:

1. I'm really rich.
2. You're fired.
3. They’re losers.
4. I don’t wear a toupee.
5. We will make America great again.
6. I'll build a great great wall on our southern border and I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
7. I will be the greatest jobs President that God ever created.
8. She has blood coming out of her whatever.
9. He's low energy.
10. I am the least racist person.
11. Weak pathetic baby.
12. I have a great relationship with the blacks.
13. Mexico, guess what?
14. They're bringing drugs and crimes and they're rapists.
15. I love the Mexican people.
16. He's not a war hero. He was captured. I like people who weren't captured. 
17. Bigger than everybody, and everybody knows it!
18. Hey Folks! Come on! Help out!
19. Politicians are all talk and no action!
20. Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump!
21. I beat China all the time!
22. I like China!
23. The new China!
24. I think I am a nice person.
25. We have losers!
26. Thank you darling
27. He put glasses on so people will think he’s smart. 
28. We’re dying, we’re dying, we need money.
29. Mexico is not our friend.
30. What a stiff!
31. Nothing beats the bible.
32. That means I’m a star.
33. Trust me Mexico will pay for it.
34. Our country needs a truly great leader. 
35. The American dream is dead.
36. Nobody loves hispanics like I do.
37. I have great friendships in Saudi Arabia. 
38. We get nothing.
39. And by the way..
40. I wrote the art of the deal. 
41. Checkers child...
42. Everything beautiful.
43. I’m actually a nice person.
44. The latinos are going to be able to work, and make good money.
45. When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?
46. Give me a break!
47. You know he’s a nasty guy!
48. I don’t need anybodies money, it’s nice!
49. Mexico does not like us.
50. I dunno? give it a shot!
51. One of the great sleaze bags of our time!
52. They’re great people.
53. Very nice guy.
54. The most beautiful I’ve ever seen in my life.
55. Oh look, ohhh.
56. We need a leader that wrote. The Art Of The Deal”.
57. I like people from China, they love me.
58. I won’t be doing that.
59. They’re laughing at us. 
60. When I drink my little wine, and have my little cracker.
61. They’re making a fortune.
62. I win Mexico pays!
63. Obamacare.
64. I am officially running for President of the United States.
65. Rick Perry should have to have an IQ test.
66. We have people that are stupid. 

Get it now!

Great fun! Annoy your friends!

And don't forget to click "BrennanMoyMedia" above to download some more of our great fun apps!

This is a self contained app, no internet connection is required to annoy people!

DISCLAIMER: This app is a novelty app, like for fun, to mess with your friends and family. Please do not use it to harass and terrorize people! Also it is advised that you do not connect it to an external speaker device (or if you do keep it low). If you blast some of these quotes really loudly, as with any sound, you could really damage your hearing and intelligence!

Don't be an idiot, and don't hurt yourself or others.

BrennanMoyMedia assumes no responsibility to damage you cause yourself, others, or to property!

We warned you, don't be a moron!

Thanks and have fun with it!

## Key features

- Collection of 60+ quotes
- Offline functionality
- Shareable phrases
- Novelty entertainment app
- No internet required

## Recent user reviews (7 of 7)

All indexed reviews: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/funny-donald/id1044961568/reviews.md

### 1/5 — Terrible do not buy doesn’t work

*2020-08-27, version 1.2*

Terrible do not buy doesn’t work

### 5/5 — Good app

*2018-11-08, version 1.2*

🤷‍♀️.

### 1/5 — Doesn't work

*2017-03-28*

No sound even with the volume all the way up. Sad!

### 5/5 — 55555 STAR

*2017-01-21*

THIS APP IS 5 STARSSSSS

### 1/5 — Doesn't even work

*2016-10-28*

I can't hear any of the quotes all I can hear is static, please fix this.

### 5/5 — I love it

*2016-01-17*

This app is like a small loan million dollars

### 5/5 — 10/10

*2015-12-15*

I'm surprised this not at the top of the charts.

## Frequently asked questions about Funny Donald

### What is Funny Donald?

Funny Donald is a novelty entertainment app that features a collection of over 60 quotes from a prominent public figure. It is designed for fun and to share with friends.

### Does Funny Donald require an internet connection?

No, Funny Donald is a self-contained app and does not require an internet connection to function. You can use it offline to annoy people or share quotes anytime.

### What kind of quotes are included in Funny Donald?

The app includes a variety of quotes from a well-known public figure, covering topics from wealth to political statements. The description notes that some quotes were intended as jokes.

### Is Funny Donald suitable for all ages?

Funny Donald has an age rating of 9+. While intended for entertainment, users should be aware of the nature of the quotes provided.

### How often is Funny Donald updated?

The app was last updated on November 29, 2016, to version 1.2. Future updates are not guaranteed but it remains functional for its intended purpose.

### What devices can I use Funny Donald on?

Funny Donald is available for iPhone, iPad, and iPod devices. It is designed to run on Apple's mobile operating system.

### What is the user sentiment for Funny Donald?

Based on the available data, Funny Donald has a rating of 3.0 stars from 4 ratings. This suggests a mixed reception from its user base.

### Does Funny Donald have ads?

No, Funny Donald does not contain advertisements. The app is free to download and use without any ad interruptions.

## Version history (last 3 releases)

### 1.2 — 2016-11-29

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

- Updated for iOS 10
- Updated for iPhone 7 and 7+

### 1.1 — 2015-12-03

- Now Free!

### 1.0 — 2015-10-26

No release notes.

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