Screen locks up
The first time I loaded up the game, it brought up a screen about a VIP membership. My only options were to restore purchases and to purchase a free trial leading into a membership. I could not close it to play the game. I force quit the app and tried again. I got to play! It was fun! Getting forced ads sucks but I get it. Then, 3 rounds later, the same VIP screen came up and I was not allowed to exit the screen unless I agreed to a free trial of the paid membership. Horrible.
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Do You Have Anger Management Issues?
If you didn’t before, now you do! This game is just like one of many, carbon copies of an idea that was originally produced on an advertisement for an app that was never actually accomplished. However, this one comes pretty close, in the sense that it’s mostly empty of any actual meaningful gameplay beyond “tap on time.” Beyond that, I bit for the 3 day free trial for “premium” membership. I’m a conscientious consumer, and had no qualms signing my life away to Golf Orbit’s creators as long as I cancelled the subscription before I would have been heinously charged 8 American dollars a WEEK, for the pure benevolence Golf Orbit would bestow upon me. A cheap price for salvation one could hope. However, eternal gratitude was not in store for me. As I lopped and chopped many trees and branches in the proverbial tutorial of the Earth stage, I was greeted by the sense that I could overcome the most painful hardships, as long as I was accurate, my aim tried and true. I was correct, for the time being. Before long, the Lava stage, a reskin of the same map but maybe a little more bumpy? Appears before me. It’s the same map. I beat it again. I feel incredible. The next planet comes, ready to be besieged by my cunning reflexes. I was wrong. Every perfect swing I make is met with harsh retaliation, flying in the face of my hubris. For what is man, but a weak force between the impact of an impossibly fast golf ball and a 40 degree angle hill respective from original launch zone. It’s all a game. Meant to keep you here. Please Neo, remember who you are.
6/10 game, followed up on its premise but the premise was extremely boring.
6/10 game, followed up on its premise but the premise was extremely boring.
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90% Of The Time Perfect Shots Suck
90% of the time perfect shots either hit the water or hit some type of barrier that causes it to go back towards the players direction, losing distance. Also, there seems to be no more updates to the game or you can go to another world. Losing patients with this game and will most likely delete.
How this game got 4.7 is a mystery
Ads upon ads, ads every two swings, and they last longer than the game play…avoid like the plague
Hands down best game ever!
I started playing this game and I can’t stop! ITS SO GOOD! Everyone should download this game it’s goated. Take my advise to heart, Download this!
