# Haywire Hospital — Hospital Management Game

> Hospital management simulation game with quirky patients and competitive elements. (iPhone/iPad app by Coconut Island Games Limited.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/haywire-hospital/id1017186083 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Coconut Island Games Limited](https://appshunter.io/developer/316049057)
- Category: Games, Simulation, Trivia, Entertainment
- Price: Free with in-app purchases
- Rating: 4.70/5 from 246 App Store ratings · 248 written reviews indexed
- Age rating: 12+
- Requires: iOS 9.0 · 335 MB
- Languages: American English, Japanese, Chinese (Simplified, China), Chinese (Traditional, Taiwan)
- Released: 2016-01-14
- Data updated: 2026-08-24
- Monetization: free with in-app purchases
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/haywire-hospital/id1017186083/reviews.md

## What is Haywire Hospital?

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (=￣ω￣=) !
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014

Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!

As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!

In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)

You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff

Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter：@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island

## Key features

- Hire galaxy's best doctors
- Cure wild illnesses
- Discover new patients
- Gather story fragments
- Expand hospital
- Compete with rivals
- Flirt with staff

## Pricing and in-app purchases

Base price: Free.

**One-time purchases**

| Purchase | Price | Type |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Special discount (2308 Sardines) | $24.99 | one-time |
| Stack of Sardines | $5.99 | one-time |
| Bag of Sardines | $9.99 | one-time |
| Tin of Sardines | $1.99 | one-time |
| Sardines Bucket | $29.99 | one-time |
| Starter Combo | $0.99 | one-time |
| Luxury Combo | $19.99 | one-time |
| Lunch Combo | $4.99 | one-time |
| Special discount (1440 Sardines) | $11.99 | one-time |
| Special discount (1030 Sardines) | $11.99 | one-time |
| Special discount (480 Sardines) | $3.99 | one-time |


## What do users think of Haywire Hospital?

Overall sentiment: positive

**Pros**

- 😄 Hilarious and quirky humor
- 🎮 Addictive gameplay mechanics
- 🎨 Creative and unique character design
- ⏰ Good time-killer/casual game
- 🆓 Free to play
- 📱 Offline play capability
- 🐱 Charming cat-themed content
- 💰 Not aggressive with IAP requests
- 🎯 Engaging unlockable content

**Cons**

- 🐛 Frequent crashes and freezes
- 🌐 Translation issues (Chinese/Japanese text)
- 📵 Notification system not working
- 💳 In-app purchase functionality broken
- 🔐 Authentication/verification problems
- ⚠️ Game won't load/stuck on splash screen
- 📊 Excessive ads and pop-ups
- 🎮 Confusing gameplay without instructions
- 💾 Excessive storage consumption
- ⏱️ Game progress resets after crashes
- 🐛 Persistent notification glitches
- 🚫 Blocked progression without friends
- ⚡ Performance lag on older devices

**Commonly reported bugs**

- Game crashes frequently during gameplay
- Loading screen freezes
- Game won't progress past splash screen
- Phone verification code not received
- Phone linking/login fails
- QR code scanning shows expired codes
- Persistent notification won't clear
- Game closes unexpectedly when clicking features
- Ads crash the app
- Game freezes on iPad/older devices
- Emoji/character rendering issues on install
- Lag and performance issues with many effects
- Game doesn't save progress properly

**Most requested features**

- Complete English translation
- Android platform support
- Sound and sound effects
- Improved notification system
- Better tutorial/instructions
- Graphics optimization for older devices
- Option to minimize visual effects
- Alternative progression without friend requirement
- More game content and updates

## Recent user reviews (10 of 248)

All indexed reviews: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/haywire-hospital/id1017186083/reviews.md

### 5/5 — good

*2026-03-03, version 2.7.11*

gabirl isgood

### 4/5 — 黑屏

*2025-11-12, version 2.7.11*

看廣告都會一直卡黑屏

### 5/5 — 病院玩家建議

*2025-10-03, version 2.7.11*

這個遊戲已經玩很久了，雖然斷斷續續的玩，但裡面的病症很有創意也很特別，所以會好奇想繼續玩。
近期發現bug 蠻困擾的，研究室或診室升級的時間每次打開來都不一樣，剛剛看剩幾分鐘，關掉過一陣子打開又變好幾小時🥲 是一種難以形容的遊戲憤怒哈哈。
建議近期可以再更新一下～

### 1/5 — 无法进入游戏

*2025-08-14, version 2.7.11*

实名认证页面信息填写没有错误但是一直显示信息错误，无法进入游戏。

### 5/5 — 好评

*2025-07-28, version 2.7.11*

🉑

### 5/5 — Insane fun

*2024-10-17, version 2.7.11*

This game is crazy haywire fun!

### 1/5 — 殘體中文

*2024-09-22, version 2.7.11*

玩不下去。

### 4/5 — 讚

*2024-05-03, version 2.7.11*

剛玩覺得還不錯

### 5/5 — GG

*2024-02-08, version 2.7.11*

It’s a very good game that makes me happy.

### 5/5 — 希能能有一種禮物一次開的按鈕！一個個開比較麻煩🥺

*2023-09-10, version 2.7.8*

🙏🙏🙏

## Frequently asked questions about Haywire Hospital

### What is Haywire Hospital?

Haywire Hospital is a hospital management simulation game where you act as Chief Administrator. You'll hire doctors, treat unusual patients with bizarre illnesses, expand your hospital, and compete against rivals.

### What are the key features of Haywire Hospital?

Key features include discovering and treating unique patients, gathering story fragments from a bygone era, expanding your hospital facilities, and competing against other hospitals. You can also flirt with the hospital staff.

### Is Haywire Hospital free to play?

The game is free to download and play, but it does offer in-app purchases and contains advertisements. This allows players to enhance their experience or progress faster.

### What kind of patients will I encounter?

You will encounter a variety of whacky and wild patients with unique illnesses. Examples mentioned include Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing, each requiring specific treatment.

### What is the goal of the game?

The primary goal is to successfully manage your hospital, cure patients, expand your facilities, and outperform rivals in the galaxy. You also have the opportunity to collect story fragments.

## Version history (last 5 of 5)

### 2.7.11 — 2023-10-16

Fix some issues.

### 2.7.9 — 2023-09-20

Fix some issues.

### 2.7.8 — 2023-08-25

Fix some issues.

### 2.7.7 — 2023-07-06

Fix some issues.

### 2.7.5 — 2023-05-12

Fix some bugs.

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