# Hipster Smackdown — user reviews

> 137 indexed App Store user reviews of Hipster Smackdown by Phase Two Games Pty. Ltd., rated 3.90/5 from 38 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/hipster-smackdown/id715396089/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/hipster-smackdown/id715396089.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 22 · 4★ 5 · 3★ 3 · 2★ 3 · 1★ 5

## What do users think of Hipster Smackdown?

Overall sentiment: positive

**Pros**

- 🚀 Classic mobile game
- 🚀 Satisfying gameplay
- 👍 Great graphics and animations
- 👍 Nostalgic and fun
- 👍 Entertaining and humorous

**Cons**

- 🐛 Crashes and compatibility issues
- 🔒 Requires in-app purchases to progress
- 👎 Repetitive and boring after a while

**Commonly reported bugs**

- Crashes on launch or after reaching certain levels
- Screen zooming issues on older devices

**Most requested features**

- Add Game Center or Facebook integration to save progress
- Implement more unlockable content and power-ups
- Optimize for older devices

## Newest reviews (14 of 137)

### 4/5 — Needs Game Center support

*2022-04-30*

This game has fantastic animations, visuals, and content — especially for an app that was released in 2014 and made by only 2 people.

I played the game a lot and even unlocked the final reward in the game — the Slick Hipster costume.

I just wish the developers would add Game Center or Facebook compatibility so my progress could be saved across devices. There’s no such feature like that yet. 🙁

### 4/5 — Very good game :) but not what i expected

*2014-09-16, version 1.4.54*

I downloaded the game thinking it was all about beating up hipsters or something, and i was a little let down when i first played it... if you could add a mode where we can endlessly destroy a hipster, that would be amazing, fulfilling, and maybe even therapeutic :D The game is still pretty enjoyable though, love the animation :)

### 3/5 — Game review

*2014-06-08*

The game is fun other then the fact of kicking a guy in the nuts, that is not cool, and you should no better but other then that good far

### 2/5 — Kind of good

*2014-04-20*

It is not that good but it has dome good parts

### 4/5 — Hilarious

*2014-03-31, version 1.4.54*

Yeah! First review this games awesome and hilarious

### 2/5 — Short term play

*2014-03-20, version 1.3.51*

Never played it more than 3 mins, after weeks of scattered attempts. Always just falling down & watching some hipster who can't fly. Like trying to train a bum to soar.

### 2/5 — Fix

*2014-03-15, version 1.3.51*

I love this game! But unfortunaly it keeps crashing out every time I try and play the game. PLEASE FIX IT! I WANT TO PLAY MORE!

### 5/5 — Fu... hipster

*2014-03-13, version 1.3.51*

Un juego entretenido, bastante cómico. Para desquitarse y liberar un poco de stress jeje

### 2/5 — Boring

*2014-03-13, version 1.3.51*

It's not very fun when you play it. Had this for an hour already board.

### 5/5 — Very pleasing

*2014-03-12, version 1.3.51*

Fantastic game

### 4/5 — Why I downloaded this app..

*2014-03-12, version 1.3.51*

I love special numbers, n the app size was 33.3 MB :))

### 2/5 — Could have been fun

*2014-03-11, version 1.3.51*

Could have been a fun little game but the constant crashing really detracts from the gameplay.

### 5/5 — Something you should fix

*2014-03-11, version 1.3.51*

I was playing this on my couch the first time I played it and my dad and my sister were watching sponge bob together so the guy starts talking to this girl,the woman shrieks then my sister has this scared look on her face and so did I. Scared for life dude.......SCARED FOR LIFE D:

### 4/5 — fun

*2014-03-11, version 1.3.51*

very fun and quick game

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — Ripoff

*2014-09-21, version 1.4.54*

Last upgrade made it impossible to continue without buying lives. After buying all the other options so I could enjoy. Do not waste your time!!!!

### 1/5 — Cool concept - way too difficult

*2014-04-14*

Game starts fun but escalates way to quickly! I'm guessing it's by design so you start buying their boosters in the store. You can't even make it out if the first level without a purchase. Don't bother!

### 1/5 — Fd up

*2014-03-28, version 1.4.54*

With this new update i go on store on this app and iet just quit its fd up

### 1/5 — Thought it would be fun can't even get to the end

*2014-03-14, version 1.3.51*

Bought this game- and the first time I played it exits out of the app. Terribly made good graphics but going to delete if fix isn't made within first 24 hours

### 1/5 — Doesn't work

*2014-03-13, version 1.3.51*

It zooms in and I can't pick a level or anything. I have Iphone 3gs and I crie everyday because I just want to smack down some hipsters

### 1/5 — I hated this game before everyone else hated it

*2014-03-12, version 1.3.51*

I think this is a disgrace to the human race that they hate hipsters so much being a hipster myself I think this if stupid and dumb

### 1/5 — Hipster smack down

*2014-03-10, version 1.3.51*

Would love this game except keeps crashing always in the start of the game then crash please fix

### 1/5 — Crash

*2014-03-10, version 1.3.51*

Always crashes after the checkpoint is reached on "how to play"

Maybe it's too mainstream to run like a normal app.

### 1/5 — Ugh!!

*2014-03-09, version 1.3.51*

This game doesn't work for iPod gen 4 it will load then it just force closes DON'T GET IT YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

### 1/5 — ☣

*2014-03-09, version 1.3.51*

I'm gonna make a game called red neck beatdown or norm beatdown or maybe even gay black beatdown and then swear to you that I'm not a homophobic racist then I'll see how you feel

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Classic mobile game!

*2024-01-19*

I didn’t realize this game was still on the App Store, but I’m happy to see it is. It’s a simple concept but it’s well done and something I like to dabble in now and then.

### 5/5 — Satisfying!!!!

*2022-05-19*

Hipster Smackdown can't be beat with a wooden ruler... The creator did such a excellent job, even down to the anemic guy in the veggie stand! Never get tired of it!

### 5/5 — Nostalgic

*2021-12-15*

Used to play this game when I was around 6-7 I’m so glad it’s back on the App Store, it’s addicting and fun!!!

### 5/5 — plz upgrade

*2020-11-21, version 1.4.54*

can u plz update it to the latest ios because i LOVE this game i used to play it all the time so plz update it

### 5/5 — Great

*2014-08-16, version 1.4.54*

This is a really great game I have no complaints other than the non needed violence. But apart from that the game is really good this company should make a sandbox game with this guy in it. :-)

### 5/5 — Very cool

*2014-04-09*

Fun / time passer

### 5/5 — Finally

*2014-03-28*

These guys are so unique they all look the same. Thanks for allowing me to send one airborne via a kick to his nuts. Now I don't have to take my Xanax today.

### 5/5 — Seriously good

*2014-03-15, version 1.3.51*

Great fun game. Like its style, humour and playability good without in app purchase. On Country level after City... I've burnt, electrocuted, dog attacked, rocket'd this urban veggie fool n luv'd it. Perhaps there cud b a 'blood' option u cud toggle on/off according to who's playing. Also like the chick breaking her shoe off in his hipster - hot girl... Bring me more grrrr

### 5/5 — Awesome

*2014-03-14, version 1.3.51*

But I have a iPhone 3gs and all of the stuff is to big. Fix please

### 5/5 — Spot the Hipster

*2014-03-13, version 1.3.51*

I love reading the reviews and playing Spot the hipster. 
Also it's a good game.

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