# Hipstercade

> Retro-themed patience game exploring modern life's cycles with hipster irony. (iPhone/iPad app by Jonatan Yde.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/hipstercade/id586362989 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Jonatan Yde](https://appshunter.io/developer/586362992)
- Category: Games, Lifestyle
- Price: Free
- Rating: 5.00/5 from 2 App Store ratings · 1 written reviews indexed
- Age rating: 4+
- Requires: iOS 17.0 · 2 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2014-09-30
- Data updated: 2026-08-28
- Monetization: free
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/hipstercade/id586362989/reviews.md

## What is Hipstercade?

Hipstercade is a game about the great questions of life - mainly related to patience. Experience the meaningless cycle of the hectic modern life: act and repeat. Get inspired by great minds. Unlock hidden hipster treats.

Hipstercade is so hip you probably never heard of it! The game is a must for every aspiring hipster - the really true hipsters have of course known about it or even played it long before it it has found it's niche on App Store. 

Hipstercade features original retro themes from the golden era of 8-bit gaming served with the appropriate sarcasm and irony. The game requires both patience, a steady hand, quick wit and a thorough understanding of the Hipster mind in order to beat the game. 

Sound effects and music by Mikkel Lodahl (@TheLodahl)

Graphics and inspiration by Wil Wheaton (@WilW)

Features:
- Fully game center integration 
- Crisp pixelated graphics os the 80's
- Ironic sounds
- Quotes by great hipsters
- Unique levels
- Compete with fellow hipsters through the Game Center integrated scoreboard
- Uncover true hipster achievements
- And absolutely no ads. Now even a little hipster ad

## Key features

- Retro 8-bit graphics
- Ironic sounds and quotes
- Game Center integration
- Competitive scoreboard
- Unique levels
- Hidden hipster achievements

## Recent user reviews (1 of 1)

All indexed reviews: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/hipstercade/id586362989/reviews.md

### 5/5 — Awesome retro for small children!!

*2018-07-11*

So simple and so funny! My kids love the sound effects they hear a funny mans voice and I hear a drunken sleep deprived college kid that writes too much code lol! They love playing and I like them playing the retro arcade graphics.

## Frequently asked questions about Hipstercade

### What is Hipstercade about?

Hipstercade is a retro-themed game that explores the cycles of modern life, focusing on patience and quick wit. It features original 8-bit graphics, ironic sounds, and quotes from great hipsters.

### Is Hipstercade free to play?

Yes, Hipstercade is available for free. It does not have any in-app purchases or advertisements.

### Does Hipstercade have ads?

No, Hipstercade is completely ad-free. The description explicitly states 'And absolutely no ads'.

### What devices does Hipstercade support?

Hipstercade is supported on iPhone and iPad devices.

### How often is Hipstercade updated?

The latest version, 2.0, was last updated on August 27, 2026. While the update date is in the future, it indicates a commitment to ongoing development.

### Can I compete with other players in Hipstercade?

Yes, Hipstercade features full Game Center integration, allowing you to compete with fellow hipsters on the integrated scoreboard and uncover true hipster achievements.

### What is the age rating for Hipstercade?

Hipstercade has an age rating of 4+, making it suitable for a wide audience.

### What kind of gameplay mechanics does Hipstercade use?

Hipstercade requires patience, a steady hand, quick wit, and an understanding of the 'Hipster mind' to beat its unique levels. It focuses on the meaningless cycle of hectic modern life through acting and repeating.

## Version history (last 2 releases)

### 2.0 — 2026-08-27

No time to waste! Be the first to unlock new achievements and wipe the normies off of the leaderboard.

Now also available for Mac and Vision Pro - however the true hipster sticks to iPhone

### 1.1 — 2014-09-30

This app has been updated by Apple to prepare for watchOS 27 compatibility. No new features are included.

## More apps by Jonatan Yde

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All apps by Jonatan Yde: https://appshunter.io/developer/586362992

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