# John Pork — user reviews

> 36 indexed App Store user reviews of John Pork by saki ramzi, rated 4.48/5 from 800 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/john-pork/id6448789910/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/john-pork/id6448789910.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 623 · 4★ 71 · 3★ 30 · 2★ 16 · 1★ 60

## What do users think of John Pork?

Overall sentiment: positive

**Pros**

- 🚀 Fun and scary game
- 👍 John Pork is a nice guy
- 🤩 Game is incredible and well-built
- 😊 Gave me strong emotions

**Cons**

- 🐛 Laggy with bad graphics
- 🤔 Confusing and weird grammar
- 😨 Game ends abruptly and unexpectedly

**Commonly reported bugs**

- Clipping through walls and floors
- Buttons not working properly
- Spawning issues and glitches

**Most requested features**

- Add jumpscares and hidden objects
- Improve game environment and polish

## Newest reviews (12 of 36)

### 5/5 — I love John pork

*2024-07-29*

I just love when John pork calls me and he tastes like bacon

### 5/5 — ❤️💋

*2024-07-09*

Love

### 5/5 — Im hard about John pork

*2024-06-25*

I LOVE THIS GAME my iPad screen is all white and sticky

### 5/5 — bu n  goofy 😜 and the only reason is because my friend was playing it yyy

*2024-06-19*

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### 5/5 — I don’t

*2024-06-03*

The first time you have a chance

### 5/5 — Loved it

*2024-05-11*

Liked this game, was fun, suspenseful would play again.

### 5/5 — BEST GAME OF THE YEAR

*2024-01-11*

This game….is vary good,its super funn and i definitely didn’t rage at all,i didnt struggle and i dint cry for help,HELP 

NO NNO NOOOO

ok,it is a very good game and i look foward to the game is it have any updates! Good game

### 4/5 — john pork review

*2023-07-29*

i love it so much. it was so entertaining to play and the way john pork looks so cute makes me sooo happy.

### 5/5 — John pork

*2023-06-28*

John pig can’t get over a curb I fell trough the floor

### 5/5 — It changed my life

*2023-06-28*

The John Pork game is so good after I played it my dog who had contracted cancer had reconnected his cells and had turned back to normal. My wife who has 800, 480 children said I love Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, my pig noises intensify bark bark the dog, bark wet bark bark. Everything went to Art. John pork has changed. My life is change my life because I want John Pork and John Pork to marry me Steve does the old husband I’m now homeless but it’s only matters because it’s. So I’m good I am in the oven I love John pork John pork is mine, John Portrait, John Pork, and John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork. John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork. John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork. John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork.  John pork John pork is mine, John Portrait, John Pork, and John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork. John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork. John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John Pork. John Pork, John Pork, John Pork, John PORKY

### 5/5 — Change my life

*2023-06-28*

I told John pork I had a concussion and my dog had stage five cancer and I thought it was 92,000 cancer and Auntie. I love when you pull me down daddy my husband Bart I love you my husband pull me down if you want to eat heard your daddy and I said OK Peppa Pig work can you put a noisy bark bark the dog won’t bark bark my wiener went bark bark everything wet in my. And I went over my art, art art art art art hello I am a daddy dairyAnd my daddy is John pork has changed my life because I humped him. I want John pork American to marry me instead of my crusty, dusty old husband he literally has the phone yesterday and now I’m hungry I’m hungry big Sean port so I’m gonna cook him up in the stirfry or in the oven

### 5/5 — This game is too scary

*2023-06-26*

I peed myself

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — BOOOHOOOOOOOO TOMATOP TOMATOOOO

*2024-06-30*

so BAD where is John PORK://// THAT THING DOESNT LOOK LIEK JOHN PORK Falze gMAE

### 1/5 — Stupid game

*2023-08-01*

Well there’s some bugs that u noclip on the second door floor up ahead and the doors don’t simply open once only 2 or 3 clicks and about John pork he doesn’t even look like him and when he spots me he just runs away and there’s no jump scares can’t believe I downloaded this game I thought I’ll be something goofy terrible game kill ur self

### 1/5 — Bad game

*2023-06-29*

Bad 👎

### 1/5 — This game is booty cheeks

*2023-06-22*

I’m just getting started and it won’t let me pick up the phone like huh????

### 1/5 — It’s bad

*2023-06-18*

Very bad hate it with all my heart

### 1/5 — Whh john why

*2023-05-14, version 2*

John pork came up to me and wentnhard

### 2/5 — weird asl

*2024-08-20*

laggy, plus really bad graphics. spawned in my room and saw a couch stuck in a wall. a lot of buttons just don’t work and the game itself is really confusing. when I came outside I saw John porks shadow doing the ishowspeed dance from far away, and when it said “John pork see you” the game just ended. the game would be less confusing if the developers would fix their grammar, cause “John pork see you” is really uhm.. how can I say? weird? idk.

### 2/5 — Very bad

*2024-07-27*

Nice I Guess

### 2/5 — Very bad game overall

*2023-06-07*

There's no music, there's no sound effects, there's no jumpscares, it's just a timer and the game ends

### 4/5 — Developments needed

*2024-01-19*

Aye man, I don’t wanna hate or yapp about this in any way, but hopefully you take your time to work on the game a little more with good environment, jumpscares, and maybe even on ‘John pork’. Hopefully you can get the game done, hoping you can brother 🤞🏾a little more effort, then maybe I can try to come back to this game once I find out about its real improvements, then once it gets good enough you’ll get there for sure!

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — it is so good

*2025-01-04*

it is so fun and scary and john pork came to my house and played it and he said it was good and he didn't kill me so thank you for saving my life!

### 5/5 — Ok hear me out this game makes me feel emotions I d never felt before so obviously 5 stars

*2024-12-15*

This game gave me aids for life trust this shi 🔥

### 5/5 — W GAME

*2024-11-10*

Please John pork 1 Hawk Tauk I beg you please I’ll do anything

### 5/5 — W game

*2024-10-28*

W game. Me and John go way back, such a nice guy! His acting was epic. W game, 10 billion stars (was too scared to go pee after)

### 5/5 — John bruhrk

*2024-10-05*

I’m

### 5/5 — Wow

*2024-10-03*

Amazing choice 🐖

### 5/5 — John pork Billy Bork

*2024-09-19*

John pork has changed my life forever, I let my son play this app and he died from heart attack. 5 stars tho W game fr

### 5/5 — “John Pork The Game”

*2024-09-12*

Realy well built and amazing if your looking for something scary but it would be a little better if there was jumpscares and a hidden object. It’s incredible no clipping through walls and floors and realy hard to escape the hoise 11/10

### 5/5 — Rizz

*2024-08-19*

Best game oat skibidi

### 5/5 — Wow

*2024-08-13*

This game is truly incredible I have never seen anything at this standard keep going John pork #1

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-06-10.*
