# John's Love — user reviews

> 2 indexed App Store user reviews of John's Love by Pangea.app Inc, rated 5.00/5 from 10 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/johns-love/id1502334390/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/johns-love/id1502334390.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 10 · 4★ 0 · 3★ 0 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 0

## Most critical reviews (2 lowest-rated)

### 5/5 — Febreze for the Soul

*2020-03-19, version 1.0*

At 2.99, John’s Love is the bargain of the century. At the time of this writing, the dank miasma of COVID-19 hangs heavy over the world. As we lock ourselves indoors to escape its fumes, we necessarily make sacrifices: no more eating out, no more socializing with friends, no more love. 

John’s Love is not a cure. It would be irresponsible to claim that it is. However, since buying this app and allowing the purity contained within it to penetrate my being, I feel the stench of anxiety and malaise being cleansed from my soul. Like Febreze to stubborn malodor, this app doesn’t simply mask the problem. It BINDS to it and ELIMINATES it. 

Buy this app. Download it, use it daily. Now take a deep breath. Do you smell it?  It’s the unmistakable Fresh Linen scent.... of love.

### 5/5 — Best app on my phone

*2020-03-19, version 1.0*

Cutest app I’ve ever seen. Absolutely love it.

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