# Milk The Cow — user reviews > 340 indexed App Store user reviews of Milk The Cow by Lemondo Entertainment, rated 4.10/5 from 481 ratings. - Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/milk-the-cow/id450733533/reviews - App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/milk-the-cow/id450733533.md - Rating breakdown: 5★ 313 · 4★ 52 · 3★ 38 · 2★ 27 · 1★ 51 ## What do users think of Milk The Cow? Overall sentiment: positive **Pros** - 🚀 Fastest milking experience - 👍 Highly addictive and entertaining - 🤩 Life-changing and revolutionary - 😊 Cured cancer and other illnesses - 🤯 Completely changed my life for the better **Cons** - 🤢 Disgusting and gross - 😴 Boring and repetitive - 🤬 Waste of time and money - 🤕 Caused physical injuries - 🤯 Negatively impacted my life **Commonly reported bugs** - Leaderboard not working properly - Frequent crashes and freezes - Unresponsive controls - Incompatible with newer devices - Incorrect milk physics **Most requested features** - Ability to milk different animals - Option to make chocolate milk - Multiplayer mode to compete with friends - Customizable cow appearances - Progression system with upgrades ## Newest reviews (19 of 340) ### 5/5 — The perfect game *2026-01-10, version 3.3* This game is absolutely perfect when j first got the game I was aw struck with the quality of this game the skill required is incredible but the multiplayer could be improved but never the least go to sleep at night and dream of the game the game is my life I LOVE MILK THE COW ### 5/5 — Greatest Game on the App Store *2025-09-18, version 3.3* I found this one day on the App Store and thought it looks funny, so I downloaded it, but now after playing for hours I realize just how masterfully crafted this game is. It isn’t just a funny little game. It is a journey through the life of a humble farmer who every day goes out to milk their cow. They live alone, a sad, lonely life with the only thing to talk to being their animals. Because of how boring their life is, the only thing they do for fun is to see how fast they can milk their cow. Such a beautiful story told with such little words, almost none at all. In fact, the story is so hidden most players would miss it completely on their first play through. I really recommend playing through this game multiple times and getting all the different endings. My favorite ending to get is the Milkiplier ending, where Markiplier shows up and drinks 10 gallons of whole milk, and then 3 containers of egg nog. 10/10 game ### 5/5 — Life changing *2025-09-03, version 3.3* Since the moment I first touch the otters I was in love the way the milk poured down. I could feel like coming out of me too. Don’t even get me started about multiplayer milking with my hobbies truly a life-changing game come milk with me ### 5/5 — Yes *2025-09-01, version 3.3* This is awesome tho my friends question why I’m still here, 5stars!!! Love it ### 5/5 — OMG I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH AND SO DOES ALEXA *2025-07-06, version 3.3* Me and my best friend love this game so much and love how realistic it is. Multiplayer is so easy to use ### 5/5 — It was the best *2025-04-20, version 3.3* Omg someone try to beat my score it is 12.62 ### 5/5 — fun *2025-04-09, version 3.3* its so funnnn ### 5/5 — Milk *2025-03-23, version 3.3* This game is milk ### 5/5 — Great game *2025-03-07, version 3.3* Best game I’ve played in a while ### 5/5 — Beautiful game *2025-01-15, version 3.3* My family had a terminal disease, and this game SAVED them all! (They still died, but it’s a good game.) ### 5/5 — perfect game *2025-01-08, version 3.3* perfect game 10/10 ### 5/5 — best milking experience i’ve ever had *2024-12-31, version 3.3* milk the cow is truly a masterpiece of a game. ### 5/5 — Very nice *2024-05-21, version 3.3* 😀 ### 5/5 — I love this game *2024-05-20, version 3.3* This is the coolest game ever. I like milking cows and this actually gives me an improvement. It’s so cool that I actually love it so much that I have it on my iPad forever. I’m nine years old and I love this game because it’s so cool. I love this game in bold letters ### 5/5 — Cows *2024-05-09, version 3.3* I LOVE MILKING MEN WOMEN AND COWS ### 5/5 — This game is rlly fun *2024-04-10, version 3.3* My gf has this game on her phone and its rlly entertaining she beat me by a lot but thats okay please download so your partner is happy with you :33 ### 5/5 — Milk the Cow *2024-03-20, version 3.3* I saw this game on the App Store, 3 years ago. My friends were over, having a few beers, looking at the App Store to find some fun games. Udders caught my eye. I saw a game called “Milk the Cow” and decided to give it a shot. This game got me hooked immediately. I couldn’t stop. It was a constant race to get a better, faster score. I was addicted. During work, I was milking. During mealtimes, I was milking. When I was supposed to be shopping, I was milking. I lost sleep. So much, in fact, that I got tuberculosis and polio. My wife couldn’t stand my obsession with this game. She left me and took the kids. But that couldn’t stop my addiction. I was fired from my job because I was milking instead of working. I stopped paying my bills because I was stroking those udders. I got kicked out of my house. I was now homeless. I turned to hard drugs. I looked on the Milk the Cow leaderboard, and discovered what I looking for. I found cocaine dealers, heroin dealers, even meth dealers. Every penny I made from begging on the streets went towards drugs. It was what I lived for. With one exception… Milk the Cow 10/10 would recommend! When sequel? ### 5/5 — It’s the best game *2024-02-07, version 3.3* I sent a 5⭐️ review because it is the best stress reliever and is fun to compete against your friends My best time is 6.71 secs do you think you can beat it ### 5/5 — WOW *2023-12-24, version 3.3* This is the greatest thing in the world ## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated) ### 1/5 — EW *2025-07-06, version 3.3* This game makes me throw up. It’s disgusting. AND I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ### 1/5 — Bruhhhhh *2023-04-29, version 3.3* So gross ### 1/5 — Great game *2023-01-19, version 3.3* I love this game so much but when I got my highest score of 4.75 seconds it didn’t count it on the leaderboard. I literally burnt the tips of my fingers for the score and I’m still at six hundred something on the leaderboard. Very mad about this and thats why the my rating is how it is. Other than that I play this in class, while driving, or while my mom is telling me she how she doesn’t love my dad anymore. Great game. ### 1/5 — Milkys Cows *2022-05-14, version 3.3* BAD 😭😭😭, I PLAYED FOR HOURS SND DAYS AND YEARS AND NEVER GOT MILKY COWS IRL I WENT ONTO INTERNET SND ORDERED 2 AND THERE WAS COWS AT MY DOOR I HAD TO MOVE THEM TO A FARM AND THE FARM SAID NO MILKY IM 50 TODAY AND THIS GAME HAS CHANGED MY LIFE NOW ALL MY FRIENDS HATE ME AND HUSBAND WE SIGNED DIVOCE PAPERS YESTERDAY😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 ### 1/5 — Ugh *2019-07-15, version 3.3* Very dumb and stupid ### 1/5 — Boring *2019-07-03, version 3.3* This game is sooooooooooooooooooo boring ### 1/5 — EEWWWWWWW *2018-09-17, version 3.3* This is so grossssss idk why people like this at all it’s nasty it’s rlly boring too Idek why downloaded this I might go puke 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 ### 1/5 — DUMB!!👎🏻 *2018-06-25, version 3.3* I love cows yet hate this game.Why?Well because all you can do is milk a cow.It’s sooo BORING. I don’t recommend getting it!😒👎🏻 ### 1/5 — U wot M8 *2018-05-03, version 3.3* Xixjdjrhfhfufjc ### 1/5 — Boring *2017-03-10, version 3.3* This app is sooooooo Sooooo Ssooooo boring DO NOT GET THIS APP ## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated) ### 5/5 — BEST APP EVER!!!!❤️❤️ *2026-09-06, version 3.3* I LOVE MILKING COWS!!!!!!🐮🐮🐮🐮🐄🐄🐄🐄🍼🍼🍼🍼 ### 5/5 — Milk *2026-09-01, version 3.3* Best milking game ever but wish there where free cow skins ### 5/5 — For some weird reason, it’s fun *2026-08-21, version 3.3* Apricot lemon pro ultra Max? ### 5/5 — My thoughts. *2026-08-17, version 3.3* I downloaded this game expecting everything but what I got. But this is not necessarily a bad thing. See I went into this game believing such a simulation could not be so simple as given by title’s instructions, yet I was wrong. It serves the perfect demonstration on how to milk a cow. What more could you ask for, seriously what more? I will never doubt Skye again. ### 5/5 — Happy happy fun times *2026-08-16, version 3.3* I’ve been playing this game for like over 15 years it was one of the first games I ever downloaded and every time I get a new phone it does my heart a lot of good that this is one of the few still in the App Store ### 5/5 — Play it *2026-07-12, version 3.3* Play ts game because you just will. ### 5/5 — Peak *2026-04-03, version 3.3* Spectacular great game ### 5/5 — Devious *2026-02-04, version 3.3* This game is whack ### 5/5 — Milk the Cow *2026-01-26, version 3.3* During my time with this game, I have felt nothing short of awe. The stroking of the speckled utters and the splash in the buckets made me feel so invigorated. But, with all good things, it had to end. I spent all of my time milking my precious utters. The people around me dubbed it obsession. My girlfriend told me that I was milking to hard, and thus she had left. By myself in the world I had no one to turn to, except of course, Milk the Cow. I love you cow game… ### 5/5 — The cow has been milked *2026-01-18, version 3.3* I downloaded this app 10 minutes ago, before starting milk the cow I had schizophrenia and was hooked on zyn. After playing for a short bit I progressed to milk the cow under 8 seconds. Unfortunately my dependency on calcium filled beverages has also progressed. My parole officer has forbidden me from entering a 50 foot radius of dairy farms because of my complex history of mental health episodes around cattle. My entire family has disowned me and I am now living in a small university in Massachusetts trying to make my way researching dairy harvesting technology. Although I still have schizophrenia, I am no longer addicted to zyn, just heroin, fentanyl, morphine, and meth. I hope they make a sequel, my friends at my side hustle who call themselves “MIT Engineers” disapprove of my calcium filled dream, due to my lactose intolerance --- *Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-09-09.*