# Minga — user reviews

> 350 indexed App Store user reviews of Minga by Change Gamers, rated 3.00/5 from 7,707 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/minga/id1376350263/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/minga/id1376350263.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 3,484 · 4★ 355 · 3★ 154 · 2★ 113 · 1★ 3,601

## What do users think of Minga?

Overall sentiment: negative

**Pros**

- 👍 Great for school schedules and updates
- 👍 Helpful for students to interact with school

**Cons**

- 🐛 Glitchy and confusing interface
- 🔒 Invasive permissions and privacy concerns
- ⏱️ Overly restrictive time limits for bathroom breaks
- 🚫 Unnecessary and controlling for students

**Commonly reported bugs**

- Frequent crashes and loading issues
- Unreliable connectivity on school WiFi
- Inconsistent functionality across devices

**Most requested features**

- Allow more flexible bathroom break times
- Improve app stability and performance
- Provide more privacy and less monitoring of students

## Newest reviews (18 of 350)

### 1/5 — The horror

*2026-08-10, version 7.20.0*

This app as traumatized me so much I get ptsd everytime I hear the name ban this app

### 1/5 — Minga caused World War II

*2026-08-07, version 7.20.0*

what if minga had never made the bathroom pass 6 minutes

i actually think about this sometimes because people always talk about how history gets changed by huge events and important decisions, but i feel like nobody thinks about how something really stupid could have changed everything. like what if the entire reason someone ended up going into politics was just because a school app made their bathroom pass way too short.

imagine being a student trying to become an artist. you have been practicing for years, you have an important art exam coming up, and you're actually pretty confident that you can do well. you sit down, get your pencils out, start working, and then you realize you need to use the bathroom. normally this would not be a problem at all. you would just go, come back, and continue your exam. but then you remember that your school uses Minga.

so you open the app and request a bathroom pass and it gives you 6 minutes. at first you're thinking that's probably enough, but then you actually have to walk all the way to the bathroom, use it, wash your hands, and get back to class. suddenly you're watching the timer instead of thinking about your art. you keep checking it because you don't want the pass to expire, and the more you check it the more nervous you get.

now you're in the bathroom and you're thinking about your exam, you're thinking about the timer, you're thinking about how long it took you to get there, and you're wondering if you're gonna make it back in time. instead of taking a normal bathroom break and coming back relaxed, you're rushing because you feel like Minga is about to punish you for taking too long. by the time you get back to class you're already stressed out and you've completely lost your concentration.

you sit back down and try to continue your art exam but you can't focus anymore. you keep thinking about the bathroom pass and whether it expired and how much time you wasted. you try to draw something but it doesn't look right. you erase it and try again, but now you're even more stressed because the exam is running out of time too. eventually the exam ends and you realize you completely messed it up.

so you fail the art exam.

and that's where i start thinking about what could have happened if Minga just gave students a little more time. what if the bathroom pass was 10 minutes instead of 6? maybe you don't panic. maybe you get back to class without rushing. maybe you finish your drawing. maybe you pass the exam. maybe you actually get into art school and become an artist.

but instead you failed, and now you need to figure out what you're going to do with your life. you wanted to be an artist but that didn't work out, and now you need a job. you start looking around trying to figure out what you can even do, and somehow politics becomes an option.

so you turn to politics because you need a career.

and then i start wondering how different everything could have been if Minga just had a slightly longer bathroom pass. maybe you would have stayed in art. maybe you would have spent your whole life painting. maybe nobody would have ever heard of you outside of the art world. instead, according to this completely made up scenario, you ended up in politics because you failed an art exam after panicking over a six minute bathroom pass.

and honestly six minutes is not even that long when you think about everything you actually have to do. you have to leave the classroom, walk to the bathroom, maybe wait if someone is already there, use the bathroom, wash your hands, walk back, and get into class again. if the bathroom is farther away or there's literally anything slowing you down, suddenly you're running out of time. and if you're already stressed about an exam, watching a timer count down is probably the last thing you need.

i feel like whoever decided on the six minute limit probably just thought it sounded reasonable. they probably weren't thinking about someone being in the middle of an important exam and getting so stressed about the timer that they can't concentrate anymore. they definitely weren't thinking that the person might fail their art exam, give up on becoming an artist, and then decide they need to find another career.

that's why the whole thing is funny as a what-if. the person who made the Minga bathroom policy is just doing their job and has no idea that, in this completely fictional version of history, they accidentally caused someone to abandon their artistic career.

if Minga had given 10 minutes, maybe the exam goes better. maybe the person gets into art school. maybe they become an artist and never have any reason to go into politics. but because the pass was only six minutes, they panic, fail the exam, and suddenly they need to find another way to make a living.

so now they turn to politics because they need a job.

obviously this isn't how actual history works and there were obviously much bigger reasons behind someone's career choices, but as a stupid review of Minga i think it's pretty funny to imagine that the whole thing started with a bathroom pass. Minga was supposed to help schools keep track of students, but in this scenario it basically became the thing that ruined an aspiring artist's exam and forced them to start looking for a completely different career.

all because six minutes wasn't enough.

### 1/5 — Minga Unleashed

*2026-08-07*

Minga is a savage cult. I remember when I was young and innocent I would watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood . That was until the day before my 8th birthday. I had just finished watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, and was literally so happy, that was until the Minga Police showed up. They broke down the door, shot the dog, and stabbed a tranquilizer into me. I was out before I even knew what happened. I suddenly woke up and what I saw was terrifying, me and hundreds of people chained to each other, all in one huge transmutation circle and suddenly remember what my  great grandpa always said, beware son of the all mighty minga the bringer of death and destruction, for they alone began it all. I as a 5 year old  thought my grandpa was telling one of his funny stories. However we would soon find out he had been murdered the very next day, i whispered “I should have told them. I could have stopped this.” When suddenly a great rumbling began and the transmutation circle began to glow. I heard chanting, a prayer to the old god of minga. Minga used to be an old god back in the days before man, my great grandpa would say. And now it seemed that these minga cultists are attempting to sacrifice us all to bring him back. All of a sudden you could hear they’re in here, but it sounded as if it a young boy and you could hear a metal suit of armor clanking its way to us. We suddenly the door fall down, and me and the prisoners saw him. Edward and his brother. Suddenly the leader of the cultists laughed as Edward had taken the bait. Now if he captured Edward then minga would be sure to return. However a long anime montage later, Edward frees us, but suddenly the transmutation circle activates however, while we were safely outside it, Edward and his brother were not. They suddenly were absorbed bringing minga the god of pain and suffering to this world.

### 1/5 — Our New Overlords

*2026-08-07, version 7.20.0*

I downloaded the app simply because of my teacher told us to, no further thought. I assumed it would be fine. Just an app to organize the school better. I was very wrong. It all started when they began setting up “The Minga Surveillance System” which involved hundreds of cameras around the school, including one in each bathroom stall (I can only wonder what they use those for). Then they started replacing our history, textbooks, and all the books in the library with the only ones that were “Minga certified.” Next, they were replacing the school cafeteria food with Minga certified slop, I don’t know what they put in the food, but everyone started going a little crazy afterwards. Then finally they fired every single teacher and replaced them with AI Minga robots. Now our school is under a Minga authoritarian regime. If your school has installed Minga, leave while you still can.

### 1/5 — Big brother is watching

*2026-08-06, version 7.20.0*

Minga is diddy

### 1/5 — Minga makes me goon💔

*2026-08-04, version 7.20.0*

I was on minga looking for my classes and then I gooned

### 1/5 — ts app sum buns

*2026-08-03, version 7.20.0*

genuinely how am i supposed to take a dump, goon, pee, draw on the walls, and vandalize the bathrooms in a timespan of 5 minutes. this app ruined my life, i do NOT recommend ts at all, students beware.

### 2/5 — It’s good but could use some improvements

*2026-08-03, version 7.20.0*

Minga is good but I might’ve gotten Evil Minga because everytime I need a pass Minga tells me to kick rocks and revokes my pass, not cool.

### 1/5 — Minga sold my information

*2026-07-22, version 7.20.0*

Minga tracked my location and sold it to Epstein. I did not know this but the girl on the same bus was invited to an island the first day we had Minga. I never saw her since.😭😭😭

### 1/5 — The Minga police harvested my organs 😔

*2026-07-02, version 7.19.0*

I was walking back to class after a good goon in the bathroom when my minga pass suddenly expired I was then hit in the head with a big wooden Mallot and put in a burlap sack a while later idk how long I woke up in an ice bath with scars all over my body and felt extremely lightheaded I decided to hit a quick goon to create a electromagnetic force field and dile in my gps coordinates and then was able to position my self through the power of the goon which then led my to find out I was in a basement on the outskirts of Mexico City so I then was able to crate a jet stream of bust to fly back to my home where I then put in spare organs. so yeah basically just goon in class or they will catch you

### 1/5 — This app caused me and my girlfriend to get chlamydia

*2026-06-09*

I have a condition that makes me constantly constipated. This means when nature calls it takes me 15 to 30 minutes to answer. One day in class, the bird’s song from my abdomen was so beautiful, the entire class was tearing up. My compsci teacher even had to ask me to leave just so they could recuperate from the music. I rushed to relieve myself, but Mr. Honkle, the assistant principal of Allen High School in Allen, Texas, took a break from harassing children for feet pics in order to ensure my compliance with the Minga Pass policy. I agreed to fill out the pass, blessing him with the scent of chocolate as I did so. Entranced by the elegance of the moment, he followed me to the lavatory. Before I realized my time was up, yet not a drop of my espresso was in the bowl. In my hurry to leave, a wave of my Nutella spilled on the ground. I swooned onto the floor as my body was drenched in coffee. 
“Excuse me, young man, but your pass is up. 6 months of ISS for you-“ the unsuspecting toe licker, Racist Honkle of Allen High School in Allen, Texas proclaimed as he, too, joined me in my liquid dance. Long story short we got chlamydia and so did the rest of my family and my girlfriend’s family. /s

### 1/5 — What’s with the blindness?

*2026-05-22, version 7.17.0*

Okay so you make a pass than for some strange reason.. your brightness goes to 1000. I hate this. I hate it so much. It makes me uncomfortable when I’m in a dark class just trying to use the bathroom than my face lights up because the screen is so bright. I waste a good 30 seconds of my Minga pass just trying to get my eyes to readjust to the screen. The idea of a hall pass like this ain’t the worst for schools. I just wish that they weren’t so short, especially for us females. Like I know people shouldn’t be biased. But it’s not fair for a girl to get detention all because she couldn’t find the damn string. I also don’t like that schools keep giving personal data to these random sites. Iready is already on a watchlist. Just wait, in a few decades we’ll hear that Minga is stealing children’s information.

### 1/5 — Bad for students

*2026-05-15, version 7.17.0*

I'd like to note how manipulative the App Store is. It only shows the 4-5 star reviews written by the most delusional students. But as you scroll down, you'll see an abundance of more accurate one-star reviews.

There is basically nothing to like about the five-minute timer. Bathrooms are far away from classrooms and you might spend half of that time simply walking to and from the bathroom. That gives you VERY little time to actually use the restroom.

What if you're sick and need to vomit? That could take well over five minutes. What if you have diarrhea or a medical emergency? What if you have a medical condition that requires more than five minutes in the bathroom? 

Minga sucks and should be abandoned by the school system.

### 1/5 — minga tracks your location

*2026-05-08, version 7.17.0*

a lot of students dont know that minga tracks your location at all times who is major privacy problem without your consent thats why i didnt want to get this app but my school forces me to

### 1/5 — Takes so long to load

*2026-05-07, version 7.17.0*

when i’m in school and urgently need to go to the bathroom, the minga takes at least 5-6 minutes or the whole class period to load. it gets to a point

### 1/5 — This app gives me detention for using the bathroom

*2026-05-05*

I am a junior in high school. So far minga throughout the years have been timing how long I use the bathroom which is a little bit creepy because it can track when students are on their menstruation which is scary. You have to cross multiple buildings to use the bathroom yet it is timed for 7 minutes and you can get literal punishment for basic human rights. I could tell you a lot more about this when I was a sophomore and deeply irritated regarding these issues but now I am so done with it I genuinely don’t care. I get so many detentions for using the bathroom I can’t even go to prom. This is ridiculous some of the high schoolers are 18 legal adults yet they get timed restrooms to make sure they aren’t doing the wrong things. Also you have these broken puzzle pieces whenever you get one detention like you are some messed up thing for going to do your business or being one second late to class. Students have to get water or go to their locker and they treat being late like you have been skipping class.

### 1/5 — Predatory tracking

*2026-04-17, version 7.16.0*

Im required to have this app for school but minga is selling your data. Smh

### 1/5 — me doctor

*2026-04-15, version 7.16.0*

poo

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — It killed my cat

*2026-08-24, version 7.21.1*

My cat got hit by a car

### 1/5 — Wanna get looked at by Epstein while taking a dump get this app

*2026-08-22, version 7.21.1*

So at my school there this 85yr old STUDENT teacher who lowkey looks like Epstein and I went to take a dump THEY ONLY GIVE YOU 5 MINUTES BTW so when I hit 5min (my class is like a 2 min away) Epstein was staring me down😭😭😭

### 1/5 — 💔💔💔

*2026-08-20, version 7.21.1*

I was sitting in my 3rd period class when my buh hole surged with the power of 100 suns. I could feel the radioactivity building up. I asked to use the bathroom and I signed out and sprinted to the bathroom. 

Me an da boys tried to freeze our accounts after we tripped on grass because his brother had no siblings. Me and bro was in da stall running up polytrack when the Minga police kicked down the door and put a bag over our heads and took us to an undisclosed location

Minga has got to me everyone, as I’m currently hiding under diddys mansion, the Minga robot grabbed my Nono square and “turned me inside out”

I tried to drink da Minga wata one time, but teach(short for teacher) genuinely(tm) peeped that I was a mildih second over the time limit so she guh an fuh muh buhhhhh

Thank you for listening I hope you improve in the future.

### 1/5 — Minga made Jonny 🥲

*2026-08-19, version 7.21.1*

So it was the 30th of February and I was talking with my friend Jonny when he suddenly needed to use the restroom. The teacher said ‘you should have went during passing!’ After she said that he ran out out of the door. Five minutes go by and my teacher is talking to someone on the phone. The next thing I see is half of my friend being dragged on the floor by the minga police as my teacher opens the door. Then to top it all off the minga principal came In and screamed at us like we were in the marines. I could not even express my disappointment.

### 1/5 — Minga ruined my thugathon

*2026-08-19, version 7.21.1*

I was using Minga to go to the bathroom and start my thugathon in the school bathroom, however thugathons last between 6-9 hours and Minga only permits you to go for 7 minutes. I was trying to start up my thugathon but then Minga told me I had to go back to class. I ignored the warning but then the dean came in the bathroom to drag my back to class while I was  in my underwear starting my thugathon. I was put back in class completely naked and everyone made fun of me and it completely ruined my life I am now known as Nick “thug” gerrs. 
0/10 app horrible do not use ever
-Nick gerrs

### 1/5 — this app is garbage

*2026-08-18, version 7.21.1*

literally replaces normal school permission, so dumb. like we can literally just ask the teacher, this is just lazy

### 1/5 — Minga is a Funky ehhhhh

*2026-08-18, version 7.21.1*

Bro so like basically what i was finna do was go to school ykyk but then like i met minga at the bar and we drove a funky ehh but minga guessed all of my veritysss some reason and minga took my neegys to drive a funky car?? so like there was a student at school and he started sharting on his phone cause minga is just thattt ahh. minga nuked my house, my family, my neegys, my RTX 5090, and worst of all my toenails. NEVER use this app.

### 1/5 — Minga took everything from me.

*2026-08-12, version 7.21.1*

Minga took my family, my Xbox, and even my dih after I gave it my email. Minga put me in the gooning chambers after I took a dump. Guys don’t download this app. It’s too late for me, but I’m warning you, don’t fall for Minga’s lies. Epstein owns Minga btw.

### 1/5 — Minga made me time travel

*2026-08-12, version 7.21.1*

It told me I had to travel back to 1876 and forced me to sign the declaration of independence with the founding fathers, wasn’t really a fan of that. I am still stuck in 1877 and I will probably die here

### 1/5 — this caused my parents divorce

*2026-08-11, version 7.20.0*

soon as i downloaded this app my parents fought because minga sounded like an anime so when i requested it they thought the worse and then they thought i was gay because of this so to minimize the time they spend with me

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Epstein tickled me and touched my Willie in the bathroom

*2026-08-14, version 7.21.1*

I was tryna get into the bathroom but tung tung Epstein was there and pulled down my pants. He started tickling my balls and wiping his nut on the walls. Then James joined in and started pounding my tight booty and now I’m pregnant with 22 dog fetuses. the Minga police pulled up and started pulling a midget furry threesome on me. They were was wearing a swastika and then they started playing furry shades of gay. They made me watch hazbin hotel on repeat for 67 hours. Then they harvested my left testicle because I busted 253 times in adolf Hitler.

Minga is the worst app don’t get it because you’ll get touched by tung tung Epstein and the Minga police

### 5/5 — Minga supremacy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

*2026-08-07, version 7.20.0*

Minga, oh Minga, how I adore you. Before you, my world was grey. With you, my world is in color. Oh, how I adore you. I believe we are inseparable… Were we destined to be together? I love you Minga. Minga supremacy. Oh Minga, how I will ever be in debt to you. When I used Minga, it cured my diseases and made me feel a sense of inner peace. Oh Minga, how I love you. How will I ever confess my feelings for you? Every night I goon to you. I’ve never felt so happy in my life with Minga. I love Minga. I worship Minga. I start cults for Minga. I sacrifice for Minga. I kill for Minga. I love Minga.

















I busted for Minga

### 5/5 — Ban Minga

*2026-02-03, version 7.13.0*

Minga is honestly a really annoying app. It’s supposed to help students, but most of the time it just makes things more frustrating. The app is slow and glitches a lot, especially when you’re trying to check points or announcements. Notifications don’t always work, so you miss important stuff anyway. The layout is confusing, and it’s not very user-friendly. A lot of students don’t even care about the rewards because they don’t feel worth it. Overall, Minga feels like a waste of time and just adds another unnecessary app that students are forced to use instead of actually helping them

### 5/5 — THE MINGA POLICE GAVE ME THE MINGA SPECIAL

*2026-02-02, version 7.13.0*

for context I was eating lunch and in class I did the most LOUDEST FART EVER AND EVERYONE PASSED OUT, so I made a pass and made ran to the bathroom and I saw my pass expired so the Minga police came under the stall while I was fighting for my life and. Gave me the Minga special and I came everywhere and the when I came back to class I was covered in dookie and Minga police special sause

### 5/5 — Can be helpful

*2026-01-17, version 7.13.0*

Is convenient, but I still recommend physical id

### 5/5 — Minga

*2026-01-08, version 7.13.0*

…

### 5/5 — Sneeze on me

*2025-11-21, version 7.11.0*

Minga is so good that I think it’s so good

### 5/5 — Good

*2025-11-21, version 7.11.0*

Works really well and is good

### 5/5 — Minga 🍇 Me

*2025-11-09*

So I was just in class minding my business until I had to unload one off so I created a pass for 7 mins and was out while I was wanking it my timer went off I tried to run back but it was too late the Minga police went in the bathroom lock the doors and broke the stall down I was trying to leave but then I got grabbed and they started going ham I’m talking 1 after another until they took me to the office and told them that he stay out of class to long so now he must pay and then everyone in the office took turns on me but after all that when I told they police they didn’t do nothing but touch me. Never again using that pass I will just unload in the class.

### 5/5 — Minga

*2025-11-06, version 7.9.0*

Man girls

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