# Muri Naysh — user reviews

> 10 indexed App Store user reviews of Muri Naysh by 237 Global, Inc., rated 4.80/5 from 22 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/muri-naysh/id6482291247/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/muri-naysh/id6482291247.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 21 · 4★ 0 · 3★ 0 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 1

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 5/5 — Honored to be a citizen of this spectacular nation

*2026-02-10*

The automatic hog crank feature is absolutely unprecedented. Would recommend to any jawn

### 5/5 — All I could have ever wanted and more

*2024-06-01*

SKOAL YEH BORTR TUH HAWGFATER HIMSELF FINEALLY CRANKED HIS HOG TOOK CARE UF HIS CLIBBINS AND MAYD UH AP JUS FUR US HOSSESS 😎 HADDALAYERDOWN ON THIS WUN

### 5/5 — HITS DIFFERENT

*2024-06-01*

This app is perfect for non-wipers letting the crust take in after 3 full days not showering. I enjoy scrolling thru it while taking my 45 minute log drop on the clock checkin out the latest NAYSH memes and shaking my bosses hand after skipping the sink. If you’re American and don’t have this app yet consider communism.

### 5/5 — ALL GAS

*2024-05-28*

This app is perfect for keeping up with the Thicc Boi and where the hog cranking gatherings are happening 😩

### 5/5 — Revolutionary Application

*2024-05-28*

My battery life is better, my internet speed is faster, my phone is officially cranked. Thank you Bilmuri!

### 5/5 — HOG MAXXING DUN RITE

*2024-05-28*

Never felt close to the Hogfather himself. Appreciatechya, patriot

### 5/5 — THISTHICCAPPSLAPS

*2024-05-21*

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Superior UX for all around Good times, backed by the THICKEST riffs. 🍑
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Swaggiest Merch, instant patriotism, and raptor like maneuverability. 🇺🇸🦅
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Say “Good Bye” to doom scrolling and “Hello” to NOTEVERWIPINGAGAIN 🧻
⭐️ Lacking 🐐 punching feature

### 5/5 — review

*2024-05-15*

- **Performance:** The 80/20 blend provides a perfect balance of power and efficiency, making it ideal for an anabolic stud 
- **Quality:** Thicc and durable construction ensures longevity and reliability.

This is a robust choice for listeners looking for a reliable, powerful experience that cranks. Its design and performance make it perfect for those who value a classic, muscular experience.

### 5/5 — IT’S BILMURI

*2024-05-15*

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DOWNLOAD THE APP AND START CRANKIN THAT HOG

### 5/5 — Absolutely goated and cranked

*2024-05-14*

when i’m depression on ice, muri naysh reminds me to keep feeding my yetis 🐗🇺🇸🌽

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-08-23.*
