# News Shuffle — Satirical News & AI Stories

> Satirical News & AI Stories (iPhone/iPad app by Egor Timokhin.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/news-shuffle/id6756138326 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Egor Timokhin](https://appshunter.io/developer/1858690264)
- Category: Entertainment, News
- Price: Free
- Age rating: 17+
- Requires: iOS 15.1 · 55 MB
- Languages: English
- Released: 2025-12-08
- Data updated: 2026-05-17
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/news-shuffle/id6756138326/reviews.md

## What is News Shuffle?

Real news. Ridiculous delivery.

News Shuffle takes today's actual headlines and retells them in wildly different voices — from a paranoid conspiracy theorist to a starship captain's log from the future to medieval town crier announcements. Every story comes with a custom AI-generated satirical cartoon.
HOW IT WORKS
Pick a tone. Pick a style. Pick a country. Hit Shuffle.
The app pulls real-time headlines from over 10 countries using GNews, then uses Google Gemini to rewrite them in your chosen voice. The result: a bite-sized satirical story grounded in facts but told in the most absurd way possible.
TONES

Tinfoil Hat — Everything is a conspiracy. Trust no one.
Daily Cynic — Dripping with sarcasm and zero faith in humanity.
Dear Leader — Over-the-top propaganda. Everything is "Glorious!"

STYLES

News Desk — Contemporary news, played straight but sharper.
Starship Log — Today's headlines as a captain's log from the distant future.
Town Crier — Hear ye, hear ye! Medieval news delivery.
Haiku — The day's biggest stories distilled into Japanese poetry.

SHUFFLE MODE
Three unrelated headlines walk into a bar… Shuffle mode weaves them into one absurd narrative with a custom cartoon. It's the feature people can't stop sharing.
FEATURES

Global news from 10+ countries — read satire in your native language
Real-time headlines powered by GNews
AI writing and image generation via Google Gemini
Save favorites to your personal library
Share stories as image cards instantly
Multilingual output — read Japanese news rewritten in Spanish, or any combination you want

WHO IT'S FOR
News junkies who need a laugh. Comedy fans who want smarter satire. Language learners looking for a fun way to read foreign headlines. Anyone tired of doomscrolling who wants to stay informed without the existential dread.
Download News Shuffle and start spinning the news.
DISCLAIMER: News Shuffle is for entertainment purposes only. Stories are satirical parodies and should not be taken as factual reporting.


## Version history (last 3 releases)

### 1.1 — 2026-03-30

Version 1.1.0
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
  New tone: Haiku — get your news as a comedy haiku, complete with a ukiyo-e woodblock-style illustration.

  More stories — you can now generate up to 10 stories per session (up from 3).

  Share your story — tap the share button to capture and send the full story card as an image.

  Fresh new look — editorial typography throughout, a refined story card with drop shadow, and a cleaner 4:3 illustration format.

  Smarter loading — the app now tells you what it's doing while you wait: Writing... then Drawing...

  Spain added to the country list. Spanish is added to the list of languages

  Bug fixes and performance improvements.

### 1.0.1 — 2025-12-23

1. Added user notification to keep the app open while the story is generated. Error message (in case the app is closed) is updated to be more user friendly
2. Now signed-in users are kept signed-in

### 1.0 — 2025-12-08

No release notes.

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