# No Brakes Valet — user reviews > 28 indexed App Store user reviews of No Brakes Valet by Captain Games Inc., rated 4.80/5 from 10 ratings. - Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/no-brakes-valet/id762951664/reviews - App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/no-brakes-valet/id762951664.md - Rating breakdown: 5★ 8 · 4★ 2 · 3★ 0 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 0 ## Newest reviews (14 of 28) ### 5/5 — 熱い *2015-01-28* 高速で突っ込んでくるアホな車を上手く駐車させれば良いだけなのに全然上手く行かない。ブレーキぶっ壊れた車で駐車場に入ってくんなよ。 ### 5/5 — Meilleur jeu de parking de la galaxie *2015-01-02* Il faut le temps de se rendre compte qu'on joue vraiment à un jeu de parking, après ce n'est que du bonheur. Les différents modes de jeu et les musiques sont assez énormes. ### 5/5 — Awesome *2014-08-31* Amazingly fun and hilarious in 2 player mode! ### 5/5 — Screeeeeech. *2014-08-10* My absolute favorite iPhone game. Challenging for serious players, hilarious for amateurs. Everyone wins. I'd also love a fix for the black screen when multitasking! ### 5/5 — AMAZING!!! *2014-05-31* I love this game! My high score is 302 and I can't stop playing. Not to mention the two-player is superb! ### 5/5 — Yes *2014-05-16* Another portion of mspaint kitsch from Justin Smith. ### 5/5 — 全速力で駐車場に入ってくるとは何事だ *2014-01-31* 一台ずつ駐車場に入ってくる車を指定の位置に駐車して、ハイスコアを競うタイプのミニゲーム。たまにノーブレーキの欠陥車が全速力で入ってきて、一つでも操作ミスをしようものなら、それまで慎重に駐車してた行為が全て覆される。 操作は簡単で左右ボタンとブレーキのみ。2人用モードはお互いが邪魔しまくったり、タンク車に突っ込んで爆発させてゲラゲラ笑ったり、くだらなくも愉快な遊びを満喫できる。ステージもいくつか用意されており、除雪しないと駐車スペースがわからなかったり、救急車なのに人をひいてしまって減点されるなんてことも。 全速力で襲ってくる世界の崩壊の訪れは、さながらスキマスイッチの全力少年「積み上げたものぶっ壊して♪」と重なる。あるいは積み上げたジェンガを猛スピードで行って、ゲームが崩壊するカオスを楽しむプレイと言えるかもしれない。 真面目に操作しないと点数は伸びず、かと言って律儀にプレイすればする程、ゲーム後半で今までの積み上げがパーになった時の悔しさは大きく、まさに制作者の思惑にまんまとハマってしまうことになる。 ハイスコアを狙えるかどうかはほぼ車の順番という運の要素が強いけど、思い通りにならない予測不能のゲーム展開が面白い。儚い均衡の上にいながらも楽しいハラハラ感が味わえる、そんな秀逸なミニゲーム。 ### 5/5 — This game is excellent *2014-01-18* A good friend of mine gifted me this game knowing I'd love it and he wasn't wrong. This is, in all serious, one of the funnest games I've ever downloaded from the App Store. I'm shocked that I'm the first reviewer. 5 stars. ### 5/5 — Help! I can't stop... *2014-01-15* ...playing this game!! ### 5/5 — Steering *2014-01-10* Make drive, much fun. No brakes!!! ### 5/5 — Une vraie perle *2013-12-27* -- Une étoile pour les noms de modes inspirés de Fast & Furious -- Une étoile pour les 3 modes différents -- Une étoile pour le multijoueurs à 2 sur le même appareil -- DEUX étoiles pour le fun ### 5/5 — Silly, hilarious fun *2013-12-21* The graphics are primitive, but this game is just plain fun. Trying to park cars in busy car park with no brakes is the sort of stunt they pull on Top Gear, and this is even more silly. The best thing about this game is doing badly is almost more fun than doing well! ### 5/5 — Tons of fun and brings a smile to my face *2013-12-20* Having a blast with this game. Controls are tough as nails initially, but you get the feel and wouldn't want them any other way. 2 player works with my iphone but haven't played against anyone yet, multiplayer would be great in the future. Only problem is that the game will freeze after a call comes in and you after delete and reinstall or restart phone. ### 5/5 — Genius *2013-12-17* Hilarious fun! Worth every penny and then some. ## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated) ### 1/5 — Crashes (not the fun kind) *2014-02-01* This game crashes constantly on my iPod touch 4 ### 2/5 — IPhone 6 & 6+ Not Supported *2014-11-30* Love this app however soon as I upgraded to the iPhone 6 the app no longer worked and the same thing happens for iPhone 6+. Update the app please!:) ### 2/5 — Please fix multiplayer! *2014-06-21* It's a wonderful game, but the multiplayer is the real meat of the app. Sadly, the 2 player modes are plagued by buttons becoming stuck and the inability to exit after finishing the round. Justin, please fix these problems. ### 4/5 — Fun game but glitchy *2014-05-20* I love this game so much and would definitely recommend it. But there are some problems. When you get a notification the screen will go black and you have to restart the game to play. And when you go to two player mode sometimes the turn buttons stick ### 5/5 — It’s my favorite action game on ios *2023-03-17* This is surprisingly the best. The driving and physics are fun and it’s kind of a puzzle game with the placement of different vehicle types. ### 5/5 — Stellar game *2020-06-04* This is quite frankly one of the best arcade games ever made. Pretty challenging and so satisfying to play. The only gripe I have is that the sound for the button being pressed still plays when the brake pedal is gone or when I miss the left turn button making me think that I’ve clicked it even though I didn’t. Overall excellent work and kudos to the developer for making such a fun game. ### 5/5 — Perfect driving game on AppStore *2018-10-27* totally worth the $2 cause you’ll be playing this game for a while. with a excellent 2 player mode and some Canadian flare this parking game is one to remember. ### 5/5 — Still great! *2018-10-24* Been playing this since it came out. Always makes me smile. ❤️ ### 5/5 — Awesome fun game *2018-02-05* This is a great game it cost 1.99 and it’s worth it there is three game types for parking cars you guys should get it ### 5/5 — Superfine and Superfun *2018-01-07* game. ## Most praised reviews (4 highest-rated) ### 5/5 — Brilliant! *2017-06-18* So glad this is still being updated! Ridiculous fun. ### 5/5 — Awesome *2017-01-21* I love this game. Looks cheezy but it's actually really fun. Get it. ### 5/5 — Priceless *2015-10-21* Oh man, this game is ridiculous. It feels like a throwback to the games I used to play on the Palm or Pocket PC. Absolutely love it. However, I can't figure out how to get the level shown in the fourth screenshot. ### 5/5 — One for the ages *2015-08-12* This is one of my favorite iOS games. Come for the hilarious car crash mayhem; stay for the zen mastery of singleplayer mode and the mindgames and skullduggery of 2p mode (best on iPad.) Well worth your money, I've been playing this for years and still haven't gotten tired of it. --- *Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-08-27.*