# Not Today, Daddy! — Dodge. Escape. Beat Your Best.

> Dodge. Escape. Beat Your Best. (iPhone/iPad app by Aleksandr Nesterov.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/not-today-daddy/id6809027475 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Aleksandr Nesterov](https://appshunter.io/developer/1890712517)
- Category: Games, Action, Casual
- Price: Free
- Age rating: 17+
- Requires: iOS 17 · 18 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2026-09-11
- Data updated: 2026-09-15
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/not-today-daddy/id6809027475/reviews.md

## What is Not Today, Daddy!?

One tiny swimmer. An entire world determined to stop him.

Not Today, Daddy! is a fast, funny endless runner where every swipe matters. Move freely through a living tunnel, find the only safe route, and survive a nonstop stream of angry eggs, sneezing immune cells, and one very determined uterus.

DODGE THE SWARM

Threats come in different sizes and move independently. Read the opening, change direction at the right moment, and avoid getting boxed in.

BREAK FREE

The uterus pulls harder as you get closer. Swipe away repeatedly before it drags you in.

SURVIVE THE SNEEZE

Immune cells won't end the run immediately - they disrupt your control with sneezing and sudden knockback. Recover fast or the next obstacle will finish the job.

GRAB PROTECTION

Pick up a temporary shield to survive one collision with an egg or a deadly capture. It won't stop an immune cell, so timing still matters.

CHASE THE DISTANCE

The challenge begins at full speed and never relaxes. Every meter counts, your best distance is saved, and a new attempt is only a tap away.

FEATURES

• Fast two-axis swipe movement
• One continuous fair route through every obstacle field
• Dense, unpredictable enemy combinations
• Independent enemy movement and multiple enemy sizes
• Distance and locally saved best distance
• One optional continue per run
• Quick retries and short, intense sessions
• Playful cartoon animation and reactions

Dodge. Escape. Beat your best.


## Version history (last 1 release)

### 1.0 — 2026-09-11

No release notes.

## More apps by Aleksandr Nesterov

- [Fire Keeper: Campfire](https://appshunter.io/ios/app/fire-keeper-campfire/id6761660477)
- [Feed Frenzy](https://appshunter.io/ios/app/feed-frenzy/id6790507954)

All apps by Aleksandr Nesterov: https://appshunter.io/developer/1890712517

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