# Oakland Teens — user reviews

> 23 indexed App Store user reviews of Oakland Teens by Oakland Unified School District, rated 2.30/5 from 75 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/oakland-teens/id970376848/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/oakland-teens/id970376848.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 20 · 4★ 2 · 3★ 4 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 49

## Newest reviews (7 of 23)

### 1/5 — would not use again

*2020-03-04*

instructions vv unclear my abortion chased me and i’m being held hostage

### 1/5 — Instructions Unclear

*2020-02-28*

Penis stuck in toaster

### 1/5 — I have aids now

*2020-02-28, version 1.5*

Decided to initiate intercourse with an adult blue whale. Did not work out to well

### 1/5 — Would not order or use again

*2020-02-27*

Instructions very vague and unclear accidentally ate my abortion

### 1/5 — Headache

*2019-11-08*

Main menu gave me a huge headache 😩👌

### 1/5 — Headache

*2019-11-08*

Main menu gave me a huge headache 😭😭

### 1/5 — No.

*2019-11-08*

Instructions unclear, had sex with my dog.

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — It got me pregnant

*2022-11-30*

As soon as i opend the app edp445 came out and molested me

### 1/5 — Bad

*2022-03-21*

Choked on condom

### 1/5 — My review

*2022-03-18*

How do I milk my man boobs

### 1/5 — this is unfortunate

*2022-03-10*

I followed the directions when i opened this app and immediately got pregnant. IM A MAN

### 1/5 — Unclear

*2021-11-12*

Instructions unclear my abortion survived

### 1/5 — Oakland teens app

*2021-11-10*

This app was no help ended up getting my teacher pregnant

### 1/5 — Made me put my child in a grinder

*2021-03-02*

At least it made some good burgers

### 1/5 — Very sad

*2021-01-05*

Instructions not clear ended up eating my penis

### 1/5 — Sex now

*2020-03-17, version 1.5*

Very poor app. Couldn’t figure out how to put on a condom. How is it supposed to fit over your head?

### 1/5 — i’m saddd

*2020-03-04*

directions were not clear, pooped out abortion

## Most praised reviews (6 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Amazing

*2023-03-22*

When I opened the app 3 big gorrilas tickled my pickle and started eating my vagina. I am a male I dont have a vagina.

### 5/5 — Very good

*2022-11-30*

Ended up nutting on a black man and getting gang banged aka bag bros

### 5/5 — uh oh

*2021-05-13*

i accidentally killed my partner whoops

### 5/5 — very great app!

*2019-11-20*

aw man my wife went missing again

### 4/5 — Don't trust the fake one star reviews

*2023-02-18*

This app is very useful to find resources for teens in Oakland. The one star reviews are just a bunch of trolls

### 3/5 — woops

*2021-11-10*

this isn’t among us

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