# Pookie Tools — user reviews > 54 indexed App Store user reviews of Pookie Tools by Vego Pictures L.L.C., rated 3.20/5 from 61 ratings. - Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/pookie-tools/id6737795574/reviews - App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/pookie-tools/id6737795574.md - Rating breakdown: 5★ 31 · 4★ 1 · 3★ 2 · 2★ 3 · 1★ 24 ## What do users think of Pookie Tools? Overall sentiment: negative **Pros** - 🚀 Accurate height detection - 👍 Helpful date ideas - 💡 One-on-one with Hailey Welch **Cons** - 🤑 Mandatory subscription - 🤔 Questionable features (e.g., wealth detector, bald predictor) - 🙅‍♀️ Discriminatory and offensive elements - 🐛 Buggy and broken app **Commonly reported bugs** - Buttons not working - Subscription-locked content **Most requested features** - Free trial option - Removal of discriminatory features - Improved app stability and functionality ## Newest reviews (10 of 54) ### 2/5 — Gon left me… *2025-01-09, version 1.0.3* I-I… I was having trouble expressing my emotions to Gon freakazoid… and… *stutters some more, tears falling from my cold and dark mysterious eyes* this *shudders* woman, it… well it told me… *i sniffled* “well I’ll be darned! You’re one of those LGBTQ rodents aren’t ya!?” NO. NO HAILEY WELCH I AM *NOT* A FRUITROLLUP. *my heart aches and I hold it* well.. heh… that’s fine HAILEY. BUT WHY MAKE YOUR APP 69 DOLLARS A MONTH?! I SOLD MY HUNTER LICENSE TO AFFORD THIS APP FOR THR REST OF MY LIFE ONLY TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY THE QUALITY. MY SISTER DOESNT EVEN WANNA TALK TUAH ME AND SHE HAS NIGHTMARES ABOUT SKIBIDI TOILET AND HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG. but fr guys she didn’t give me an answer is it fruity to spit on that thang. ### 1/5 — Doesn’t even let you try it. *2024-12-08, version 1.0.3* Requires subscription. No trials? Yeah right. ### 1/5 — :( sad tuah *2024-12-03, version 1.0.3* The app made me gay ### 1/5 — Bombarast! *2024-12-03, version 1.0.3* This app isn’t up tuah my liking, why I gotta pay to get on!?! Money grab from Hawk Tuah girl ### 1/5 — Bumbarast *2024-12-03, version 1.0.3* I did not get any hawk tuah after downloading this app and i am very dissatisfied and think that this app should be deleted ### 3/5 — OMG Hawk tuah girl I found Pookey!!!!!111!! *2024-12-01, version 1.0.3* Hawk tuah girl please listen to me right now I am not lying I caught Pookie on the app in your latest episode‼️‼️Please queenbee hawk tuah less on that pookie Thang because he could be getting a hawk tuah from an Unofficial hawk tuah girl ‼️‼️Please add a hawk tuah academy so that all the hot pookies on the app are 70-100% hawk tuah certified. One pookie told me that he was 74 in. but when I used the height detector he was only 6’2”! What a letdown Am I right but that you Ai tuah goddess for helping me out in my quest for a hot pookie like yours 🥵 ### 1/5 — Carter *2024-11-25, version 1.2* This app doesn’t have Carter! ### 2/5 — Caused divorce *2024-11-23, version 1.2* So I got the app for measurement detector and ran my hubby…he has been lying! The lights are always off and he hides it from me, but this app let me upload a full body pic. AI Hailey said he has a 1/4inch worm! And that if I hawk tuah on that lil ol thang, it could cause irreparable damages - Physically for him and more so mentally for me. We had to call it. He took the prime and all my goop candles in exchange for letting me have custody of the kids. Always wanted to have some, it’s such a ride going from step grandma to just “Mom” 🥰 glad you got our back (or front) Hailey 🤪 you rapscallion deviant you ### 1/5 — This app saved my life *2024-11-20, version 1.2* For years I’ve been alone, with no one to be with, so affection, or love. But thanks to the most epicest being herself, the talk tuah girl, I have found my solution to all my problems. This app requires a paid subscription to use, but that’s ok, I used my college savings, I sold my kidney, borrowed my nan’s vital medicine budget, and it was worth it. I may not have found anyone yet, but I can rest easy knowing I will one day. Thank you talk tuah girl! ### 5/5 — Thank you Hawk Tuah *2024-11-19* I met my wife and her boyfriend on this app. Thank you for helping me find love. ✨💅💅✨ ## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated) ### 1/5 — This can't be real *2025-02-09, version 1.0.4* I cannot believe that Hailey Welch, the hawk tuah chick is trying to get in the dating game. This can't be real, so I downloaded to see if it was. Can't use it without a subscription, so it just leads me to believe that this is just another money grabbing scam and trying to keep herself relevant. I'm glad I checked it out, just for laughs sake. This app will be promptly deleted. ### 1/5 — i just couldn’t stop spitting on that thang *2025-01-13, version 1.0.3* the haw tuah rizz was too strong ### 1/5 — Not worth it *2025-01-13, version 1.0.3* It’s literally all AI powered, it’s not a dating help tool or a dating app. Absolutely nothing you can’t get for free from chat gpt, hawk tuah girl stealing money from everyone with this dumb idea. $5 a week for information I can get for free from chat gpt is insane, girlfriend. 😂 0/10, I DO NOT recommend. Don’t waste your money! ### 1/5 — HAWK TUAHHHHH *2025-01-11, version 1.0.3* this app has ABSOLUTELY no big booty Latinas. Very disappointing. Do better Hawk Tuah. Anyways time to go outside and actually look for some. Bye!! Hawk to the TUAHHHHHHHHHHHH💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 ### 1/5 — What is this!?!? *2025-01-11* This app is offensive in so many ways and overall designed to fail. Everything is AI and produces the most useless questions. First of all why would you include a height detector that’s discriminatory and insulting towards a lot of people that’s basically saying “you’re not good enough and have no value as a human being merely because of your height.” Second of all what is this “Wealth Detective” thing for? Are you trying to help gold diggers do their dirty work? No stop! I won’t even go into the bald predictor. Anyways besides all the offensive things this app has to offer the other segments are useless as well it’s all AI suggestions that lead to nothing and nowhere over 0 stars this needs to be seriously revised or removed unacceptable. ### 1/5 — Another Haliey Welch classic *2025-01-10, version 1.0.3* First she stole millions on the crypto rug pull, now she wants $5 from me for permission to use ChatGPT on her app. Was the stolen millions not enough? ### 1/5 — sick and twisted *2025-01-10, version 1.0.3* to be honest i downloaded this because i have a vendetta against all things hawk tuah and i wanted to test out the flirting and height detection on my girlfriend. i knew it was going to be bad but i can’t actually try them out because you have to pay????😭 and the only “benefit” it actually lists for the (mandatory) premium is AI tools… yeah i’m ill. as if we need more of those + anyone could just use chatGPT for free. on top of it all, the app is broken 😭😭😭 the buttons just don’t even work. this + her crypto scam is crazy ### 1/5 — Do not like *2025-01-09, version 1.0.3* How do I get a refund? ### 1/5 — This is not a free app *2025-01-07, version 1.0.3* Why would you call this a “free” app, when the min you open the app, the first thing that pops up is a subscription with no free option. ### 1/5 — Dear Mrs Talk Tuah girl *2024-12-11, version 1.0.3* You’re going Tuah Jail. ## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated) ### 5/5 — MOGGED NO MORE 🔥💯 *2026-04-14, version 1.0.4* I used to get conversationmogged, but then I downloaded Pookie Tools to help me practice talking to females. Now with 5 hours of daily practice and a little bit of meth, I’ve become the kind of hawktuahpilled alphachad females can’t resist. Thanks Pookie! ### 5/5 — QUEEF ON THAT THANG 💨 *2025-01-17, version 1.0.3* I (F 70) downloaded this app after obtaining singleness after my husband died. Good riddance!!! 🤣🤣😇😇🥰🥰 I suffer from hemorrhoids and most men don’t wanna tap this ahh. 😱🍑💥 After downloading this app I got 6 sugar daddies in 5 weeks. I could possibly not be anymore grateful!! 😇🙏✝️ Now I be gettin all the huzz like my great great son says to me. It’s like a moth to a flame!! 🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🥰🥰🥰✝️✝️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏💦💦💦 ### 5/5 — Amazing! *2024-12-11, version 1.0.3* This app is thoroughly outstanding and I quite like the talk tuah podcast perpetuate on Hailey Welch I even own a hawk tuah flag with great joy I give it 5 hawks out of tuah ### 5/5 — Hailey Welch my savior *2024-12-03, version 1.0.3* Hello everyone. I am a 89 year old man with severe drinking issues and balding issues. This is an actually a misdiagnosis. My wife left me because I would prioritize talk tuah over our 5 infants. She took my life savings, 401k and all the children. I spent my last dollars on this app and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made. ### 5/5 — It saved my life *2024-12-03, version 1.0.3* I just fricken love talk tuah!!!!! i was on the verge of killing myself then my good friend Mike Hawk showed me this app! I was able to rizz up all the huzz from the advice given to me by hailey walsh ai bot!!! ### 5/5 — Hawwwwwwwk TAUH reporting for duty Haily Wretch *2024-11-24, version 1.2* Hawk Tuah Three Four Hawk Tuah Three Four Hawk Tuah Three Four Hawk Tuah Three Four Hawk Tuah Three Four Hawk Tuah Three Four. You, sir, weekly Hawk Tuah check. Have you been keeping up with the Talk Tuah Podcast? You have? Right on soldier, HAWK TUAH, at ease. ### 5/5 — Those who edge: *2024-11-22, version 1.2* Still mangos + German semen = Hawk tuah 💀 ### 5/5 — The app saved my life *2024-11-21, version 1.2* Hello, I am a lonely 56 year old Indian man with alopecia. I was seeking guidance from the various dating apps when I came across this, made by Hailey Welch herself. All I can say is what a difference! I can successfully say that the height detector never got my right and as a matter of fact gave me an extra 2 inches, lord knows I need that. The only disappointing part was the lack of big booty latinas but what’s to be expected of an app that only charges $5 a month what a steal!!!! I love this app and can’t wait to recommend it to my wife’s new boyfriend and his son as well. ### 5/5 — Hawk tuah 💦💦💦🥭 *2024-11-20, version 1.2* Where do I begin this app has absolutely ruined my life I can’t believe Hailey Welch the creator of talk tuah would do this to me. I now have a court hearing for domestic violence charges against me and drunk driving which both didn’t happen, I thought this app would help me get all the huzzzz but I did not, I am very disappointed Hailey Welch but I do love talk tuah💦💦💦🐺🐺🐺🥭🥭🥭🤤🤤🫦🫦👶🏿👶🏿👶🏿🍔🕍🕍🍷🍷🥳🥗👻‼️ ### 5/5 — huzz *2024-11-19, version 1.2* i’m gonna talk tuah the ladies --- *Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-07-04.*