# Sausage Brown Master — user reviews

> 1 indexed App Store user reviews of Sausage Brown Master by Anas Amhajjar, rated 1.00/5 from 1 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/sausage-brown-master/id1455368863/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/sausage-brown-master/id1455368863.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 0 · 4★ 0 · 3★ 0 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 1

## Most critical reviews (1 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — The Level of Mediocrity Surpasses My Own

*2020-01-26, version 1.0*

The lack of intuitiveness in the controls is something that I aspire to. The skill required! The lack of human empathy! The sadistic nature of the game! I, too, wish I could lumber along nonsensically. My limbs out of sync like this sausage flying through the red blocks it is supposed to land on. The physics feels drunk, or perhaps like a particularly slow five-year-old. I wish I had a mind like the creature that spawned this app. I wish I could create such eldritch horrors. This app will greet me at the gates of hell, and the developer will be sitting upon a throne of bones and sausage corpses. My punishment is this game. My fate is this game. My very identity will be stolen.

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