# Scary Juan — user reviews

> 356 indexed App Store user reviews of Scary Juan by Luis Gan, rated 3.90/5 from 806 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/scary-juan/id1669062396/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/scary-juan/id1669062396.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 537 · 4★ 36 · 3★ 27 · 2★ 26 · 1★ 180

## What do users think of Scary Juan?

Overall sentiment: mixed

**Pros**

- 😊 Cute and silly character
- 🎨 Interesting mini-games
- 🎉 Fun and entertaining

**Cons**

- 😨 Creepy and unsettling visuals
- 🤢 Disturbing food and sleeping animations
- 🤔 Concerns about the game's content

**Commonly reported bugs**

- Game glitches and crashes
- Compatibility issues with older devices

**Most requested features**

- Bring back the old Juan design
- Add more mini-games and content
- Improve the overall polish and presentation

## Newest reviews (15 of 356)

### 4/5 — I love playing scary Juan but I would like one new thing or two

*2026-06-26, version 1.2.1*

First of all where is scary Pablo anyway?! I tried looking for it on the App Store but it’s not here. 
I would like for him to be there in a way where he is part of one of the mini games, and to also visit Juan sometimes and maybe for scary Ana to be there. That’s all.

### 4/5 — Scary Juan busted!!!

*2026-05-18, version 1.2.1*

Scary Juan kidnapped me and   made me eat his boogers. Not very goonable. I was trapped for so long that my taxes went unpaid and I have now have a DUI. Don’t ask how it’s related. Anyways Scary Juan not very goonable.

### 3/5 — He touched me

*2026-05-15, version 1.2.1*

Yo on walahi the dude called me a good girl

### 4/5 — WHAT TF HAPPENED

*2026-05-11, version 1.2.1*

JUAN MY CHILD WHAT HAPPENED

### 5/5 — Juan Nupro

*2026-05-03, version 1.2.1*

Juan so nice to me

### 5/5 — Might not be scary but still good

*2026-05-03, version 1.2.1*

I love the Juan kart game Ik it was 3 laps before but now it’s 2 so that’s good!

### 5/5 — best game for my 4 year old girl!!! 🥺🥰🥰🫶🫶

*2026-05-02, version 1.2.1*

she loved this game so much! especially sniper juan.🥰🥰🥰she learned so much about bolt action sniper rifles and now she wants to buy rats from the store and eat them!!!🥺🥺🥺🫰🫰🫰

### 5/5 — scary juan best game of the century

*2026-04-09, version 1.2.1*

The gameplay? 10/10
Storyline/lore?10/10
Characters?10/10
💀🔥Scary Juan wins

### 5/5 — Peak

*2026-03-17, version 1.2.1*

Words cannot describe how well crafted and how well made this game was Juan was so scary but in the best way possible every mini game, every food so well crafted and thought out honestly this game is so amazing I just don’t know how to describe how good it is

### 5/5 — Juan is love Juan is life…

*2026-03-14, version 1.2.1*

I-I love this game..it’s really cool and not scary at all!…it’s better then talking Tom and everyone in the world should play this 👍…………o-ok I did what you want! Let my family go Juan! I won’t tell the cops I promise!..

### 5/5 — Scary Juan

*2026-03-14, version 1.2.1*

The only bad part about this game is that he sometimes leaves the game and kills a pet or two

### 3/5 — bring back talking juan

*2026-03-07, version 1.2.1*

why the hell did you change the og thing 3 years ago give back two eyed juan

### 5/5 — Good

*2026-03-06, version 1.2.1*

This is not so bad I think this would be for 9 or 10 years old can play it it’s actually kind of normal 🙂

### 5/5 — This game turned me on - would recommend!

*2026-02-24, version 1.2.1*

The moment I laid my eyes on the angel sent from heaven referred to as Juan, I knew he was the one for me. The way he gracefully glides through the snow in Juan Snowboard is enough to make me excrete the sticky seed from my testicles. The competitive nature and sassy attitude he expresses in Juan Kart also never fails to turn my six inch into a footlong. Speaking of food, the way he gobbles down those cockroaches really gets me horny - I can just imagine Juan tearing my foreskin to shreds with the razor blades he calls teeth. Getting a blowie from him would be a dream come true. 

Overall, I’d give this game a good 4 stars because it’s pretty hot. My only gripe is that Juan is incapable of eating out my anus 🤷‍♂️

(PS- I’ve jerked it to Flappy Juan more times than I’d like to admit)

### 5/5 — Best game ever

*2026-02-20, version 1.2.1*

Reminds me of the guy in my house

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — NEVER PLAY THIS

*2026-08-13, version 1.2.1*

YOUR LOCATION IS TRACKED WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD IT. PLEASE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. PLEASE . THE GAME IS VERY WEIRD AND SCARY. THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER . I WILL REPEAT AGAIN, DONT DOWNLOAD IT!!!

### 1/5 — Bro wth

*2026-07-27, version 1.2.1*

I wanted to download a scary one mainly for the mini games as I saw there was go karting and the sniper game that really caught my eye. I clicked on the game icon in the main screen and I played. It was honestly really cool and fun I played it for like 10 minutes and then I got off I did the usual things as I would do to the original Talking Tom app, but then when I was done with everything of red flash where my camera is flashed and so I deleted the app immediately I didn’t know if they could see my face or something, but I immediately deleted it so I would recommend. Do not download this app unless you are sure what you’re doing. I’m warning you if nothing happens then the red flash was probably nothing…..

### 1/5 — WHAT THE HELL?!

*2026-07-18, version 1.2.1*

What is that thing…

### 1/5 — i hate tbus game

*2026-06-16, version 1.2.1*

delete this now

### 1/5 — Terrible game

*2026-05-10, version 1.2.1*

How come in talking tom you automatically get as many money as you want but in talking Juan you don’t get as many money as you want? Especially if you want the death and health posing.

### 1/5 — 💀💀💀💀💀

*2026-01-20, version 1.2.1*

Es muy perturbador deberían de eliminarla

### 1/5 — Just no

*2026-01-19, version 1.2.1*

This game is scary and not for kids

### 1/5 — scary

*2025-11-12, version 1.1.8*

juan

### 1/5 — Bad

*2025-09-12, version 1.1.8*

Bad JUST SO BAD

### 1/5 — Scary game

*2025-08-07, version 1.1.8*

Don’t let your kids play this or play Maria because the Maria game literally has another cat in her basement called Kevin (a copy of ginger) he has to eat rats and struggles to sleep come on they are literally for 15 year olds

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — The games at home

*2026-08-12, version 1.2.1*

I love Juan

### 5/5 — I love you Juan

*2026-08-04, version 1.2.1*

This app changed my life I love you Juan

### 5/5 — *DO NOT BUY THE POISON*

*2026-07-22, version 1.2.1*

no… i’m so sorry juan… NOOOOOOO

### 5/5 — YEAH

*2026-06-27, version 1.2.1*

Fun game

### 5/5 — My 2 year old niece loved it!

*2026-06-25, version 1.2.1*

I showed her the game and when she saw Juan she started cheering and crying tears of joy and adoration. Once she calmed down I let her play and she loved Juan so much she couldn’t dare to look at him! She kept hugging me with tears, I think this game made me and my niece closer! Love it, and so does she!

### 5/5 — Never found a game this good!

*2026-06-16, version 1.2.1*

I Love the game and the secret endings! This is the best game ever and I hope you like it too!

### 5/5 — SCARY JUAN

*2026-06-07, version 1.2.1*

SCARY JUAN IS SO GOOD I LOVE SHOOTING HIM WITH THE SNIPER ITS SO FUN I WANT JUAN TO FEEL PAIN I WANT JUAN TO HAVE NIGHTMARES OF ME WHEN HE SLEEPS I NEVER FEED HIM BECAUSE HE CAN STARVE I LOVE TALKING JUAN I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

### 5/5 — Super awesome game

*2026-05-26, version 1.2.1*

I really like this game and it’s so peak and Jaun killed my father

### 5/5 — so silly i love it

*2026-05-15, version 1.2.1*

this app so silly i love it fr

### 5/5 — Feed him 3 bottles of poison

*2026-05-13, version 1.2.1*

If you feed him 3 bottles of poison something really cool happens also I love this game so much  I definitely recommend!!

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-09-09.*
