# Simulator Laser Camera Joke — user reviews > 188 indexed App Store user reviews of Simulator Laser Camera Joke by Denis Ivanov, rated 1.60/5 from 1,217 ratings. - Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/simulator-laser-camera-joke/id1009195786/reviews - App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/simulator-laser-camera-joke/id1009195786.md - Rating breakdown: 5★ 138 · 4★ 23 · 3★ 26 · 2★ 32 · 1★ 998 ## What do users think of Simulator Laser Camera Joke? Overall sentiment: negative **Pros** - 🤩 Best game ever - 🤯 Gave me heart palpitations - 😍 Attracted the attention of a lovely lady **Cons** - 🙄 Doesn't work at all - 😡 Waste of time and storage - 🤬 Fake and false advertisement - 😒 Just a picture of a laser - 🤯 Gave me cancer **Commonly reported bugs** - Laser doesn't come out of the camera - Incompatible with newer iOS versions - Causes phone issues and viruses **Most requested features** - Make the laser actually work - Add a real laser pointer feature - Improve the game concept ## Newest reviews (15 of 188) ### 2/5 — Bad *2026-04-14* It dosent even work ### 1/5 — Me *2025-02-18, version 1.3* I am tired of having to use this. I don't shoot a lazer and I wish that you guys would make a real one. Or at least one made out of a flashlight puh lease (please) do it ### 1/5 — Разработчики шкуры тупые *2025-01-21* Говноо!! Вы реально тупые? Вы хотите чтоб маленькие дети засовывали телефон в микроволновку?? А если ребёнку 5 лет и он не знает что телефон в микроволновку засовывать нельзя! Разрабочики шкуры безмозглые ### 1/5 — Foi mal *2025-01-08* Mais isso é um muito ruim mano.Sem contar que da a ideia de ser um laser real mais na realidade é uma simulação com a programação feita por uma batata. ### 1/5 — Não tem laser nenhum *2024-11-16* Não funciona ### 1/5 — Waste *2024-05-18, version 1.3* It didn’t even work and all it did was make a sound so not get this app. ### 1/5 — Didn't work *2024-05-11, version 1.3* This app claims to work with IOS 6.0. This doesn't work with a iPhone 5c running well over IOS 10.0.0 ### 1/5 — Fake reviews *2024-04-24, version 1.3* Do not waste your time ### 1/5 — Camera laser Joke *2024-04-10, version 1.3* What a stupid app. Who wants to pretend that they have a laser pointer for their cats, when you can go to the store and buy them for around $3 dollars. I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS GAME FOR ANYONE OVER THREE, and I even doubt they would be entertained. It’s free and still not worth it. ### 3/5 — Среднее *2024-01-14* Эта игра вообще не светит лазером ### 1/5 — ужас *2024-01-12* полное разочарование, ничего не работает, обман на каждом шагу ### 1/5 — BAD *2023-12-03, version 1.3* I got this app at church bc I was bored and it did not show the laxer through the lens and the light was showing on the screen who ever made that app you never done it before so bad would not recommend 😔😔😔😔😔😔 ### 1/5 — Do not wast your time *2023-11-21, version 1.3* It sucked ### 1/5 — Don’t get this *2023-11-07, version 1.3* It doesn’t work. They just want people to like they’re app ### 1/5 — Приложение *2023-10-27* Ерунда. Не работает ## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated) ### 1/5 — Doesn’t even work *2026-07-23, version 1.3* I tried to use it for my cat, but turned out not a real laser ### 1/5 — Х%* @ *2026-03-03* Засунуть телефон в микроволновку…. Во первых телефон бомбанет, во вторых вместе с телефоном бомбанет и микроволновка, в третьих у меня нет микроволновки ### 1/5 — 😱😱😱😱😱😱 *2026-02-24* Ca peu la merrrrrrrrrrrrrde c’est quoi cette aplis Ne marche pas Arnaque N’installer pas ### 1/5 — Waste of my time *2025-12-10, version 1.3* This app sucks the laser doesn’t work and it takes storage off your phone all it does is show this dumb stupid looking laser on your screen it doesn’t actually work don’t BUY ### 1/5 — Worse *2025-11-22, version 1.3* Not this game if you have a cat you wanna play with it trust me you won’t ### 1/5 — ugh *2025-08-11* so bad doenst work at all ### 1/5 — Do not get *2025-06-28, version 1.3* Does not work ### 1/5 — I hate it *2025-06-27, version 1.3* When I use it it just makes me unhappy because it doesn’t work ### 1/5 — Geht nicht *2025-04-26* es kommt kein laser ### 1/5 — WHAT’S THE APP’S OBJECTIVE? *2025-04-11* WTF?! ## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated) ### 5/5 — Best Ever Game I’ve Played *2025-10-27* This has been the best game I’ve played since yesterday. I was searching through the App Store of what to play and noticed this app. I bought it and tried it out, let me tell you this 100% worked in my favor! I’ve been able to blind people when I glare it in their eyes. And even made my uncle cry right before that cliff happened to be there. who knew he was blind? 100% should buy this game!! Being blind is only permanent. ### 5/5 — Gave me Cancer *2024-06-13, version 1.3* I pointed the laser at my hair and it burnt off giving me stage 5 cancer killing me on impact. 5 stars P.S this app was the best thing that ever happened ### 5/5 — Gave me heart palpitations *2023-12-14, version 1.3* This game reminds me of the dead horse in my bathroom. Best game I’ve ever sniffed. Taste like a fish tank in a fish tanks tank with no meat in the water or a tank top and no meat on it so far so I can get it all out and I don’t think it’s going anywhere near that level but it looks good on the shelf I don’t think I have to go back and check the water and I think it’s just the one I got for my boat I think I got a couple more but I’m going back and I’m going back in a couple days to check the waters so I’ll let it in. Thanks again and have fun and have fun and enjoy the fish tanks for the weekend and I’ll talk with the fish tank for you and the boat for you and I’ll talk with your dad for a couple days love and I’ll see what I need you for dinner yesterday. I accidentally mailed my mail man tomorrow but I like to eat cheese so it makes up for the meat I shoved in my daughters fridge. ### 5/5 — Gave me heart palpitations *2023-12-04* This game reminds me of the dead horse in my bathroom. Best game I’ve ever sniffed. Taste like a fish tank in a fish tanks tank with no meat in the water or a tank top and no meat on it so far so I can get it all out and I don’t think it’s going anywhere near that level but it looks good on the shelf I don’t think I have to go back and check the water and I think it’s just the one I got for my boat I think I got a couple more but I’m going back and I’m going back in a couple days to check the waters so I’ll let it in. Thanks again and have fun and have fun and enjoy the fish tanks for the weekend and I’ll talk with the fish tank for you and the boat for you and I’ll talk with your dad for a couple days love and I’ll see what I need you for dinner yesterday. I accidentally mailed my mail man tomorrow but I like to eat cheese so it makes up for the meat I shoved in my daughters fridge. ### 5/5 — Nice app *2023-12-03* I heard that you spend more time on the laser app than having more time with your wife so all I say is family is more important than phones. It dislike me. ### 5/5 — Super dope app *2023-10-15* Ok so I got this app in order to point lasers at airplanes and try to make them crash. This became my nightly routine, I would go onto my roof to watch for planes. Only problem was that my wife said I spent more time on the laser app than in the bedroom with her. Long story short, my wife left me and took everything. She took the house, the dogs, my 6 children and my dignity. I honestly am totally ok with this whole scenario. As long as I have my laser app installed, I’m able to keep myself distracted from the fact that I am going to be homeless within the next few weeks. The laser app giveth and the laser app taketh awayeth; but I wouldn’t ever delete it, even if it meant my life went back to normal. I highly recommend this app to anybody who is in an unhappy marriage and want a reason to leave their wife. 5 stars ### 5/5 — A MAZ ING 😍😍😍 *2023-09-05, version 1.3* This app is SOOOOOOOO WONDERFUL I used it to attract the attention of one lovely lady😏😏. Everyone who says this is fake is a big stinky liar because it works spectacular🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️🔞🔞🔞👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏿‍🦼👨🏿‍🦼👨🏿‍🦼🐙🐙 ### 5/5 — Muito bom *2023-09-01* Parece q vc está com um laser na mão ### 5/5 — GREAT PRANK APP *2023-07-12, version 1.3* Just pranked my dad with this so good. I came into the room and shined the laser in his eyes he then became ecstatic and said he couldn’t take it anymore then shot himself in the chest 16 times! Great app for pranks!! ### 5/5 — This is the best app, the laser actually works and i use to look in the dark 11/10 *2023-07-05* Best app --- *Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-08-31.*