# Smack Arcade

> Arcade game collection with built-in voice smack-talk and controller support. (iPhone/iPad app by Jeff Glasse.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/smack-arcade/id887910696 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Jeff Glasse](https://appshunter.io/developer/887910702)
- Category: Games, Entertainment, Action, Casual
- Price: Free
- Rating: 3.70/5 from 3 App Store ratings · 6 written reviews indexed
- Age rating: 9+
- Requires: iOS 15.4 · 12 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2014-06-22
- Data updated: 2026-06-09
- Monetization: free
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/smack-arcade/id887910696/reviews.md

## What is Smack Arcade?

Smack Arcade brings you the joy of arcade classics with the smack-talk you remember built right into the game. Start your smack-enabled gaming with the rocks-in-space-that-must-be-destroyed classic that is Nostalgiaroids! And soon, the wacky buggy-on-a-weirdly-colorful-moon adventure that is Moon Patroller!

Now with support for MFi Game Controllers like the SteelSeries Stratus and Stratus XL!

## Key features

- Classic arcade gameplay
- Integrated voice smack-talk
- Nostalgiaroids game
- Moon Patroller game
- MFi Game Controller support

## Recent user reviews (6 of 6)

All indexed reviews: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/smack-arcade/id887910696/reviews.md

### 5/5 — Amazing!!!

*2023-03-20*

Love the play style of “nostalgiasteroids” and love the sound effects. I can’t wait for “moon patroller”!!!🤌🤌👌👌👾

### 5/5 — Objectively the best app on the App Store

*2020-04-30, version 1.1*

Twit!

### 5/5 — Awesome

*2015-04-24, version 1.0.1*

I laugh so hard during the game, I lose focus, and get killed by the rocks...can't stop playing.

### 5/5 — Years of therapy - undone

*2014-06-21, version 1.0*

This game has captured what I just knew the arcade games would be telling me when I played them.  Years of psychiatric therapy to address my low self-esteem issues have been completely wiped out thanks to Smack Arcade.

### 5/5 — All arcade games should do this.

*2014-06-20, version 1.0*

Smack Arcade is a great idea. The game insults you as you play, and the controls are well-placed and easy to use. The first title is an excellent recreation of Atari Asteroids, but with a human voice for sounds effects. Future titles will also talk smack at you.

### 4/5 — Take me back to slurpees and red ropes

*2014-06-20, version 1.0*

I was just transported back to 1985! Back corner of the 7-11 with a cola flavored slurpee and a red rope playing asteroids- I do miss the music but the game play is excellent.

## Frequently asked questions about Smack Arcade

### What games are available on Smack Arcade?

Smack Arcade currently features Nostalgiaroids, a rocks-in-space game, and Moon Patroller, a buggy adventure. More classic arcade titles are planned for future updates.

### Does Smack Arcade have ads?

No, Smack Arcade does not contain advertisements, offering an uninterrupted gaming experience.

### Can I use a controller with Smack Arcade?

Yes, Smack Arcade supports MFi Game Controllers, such as the SteelSeries Stratus and Stratus XL, for enhanced gameplay.

### What devices is Smack Arcade compatible with?

Smack Arcade is compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod devices.

### How often is Smack Arcade updated?

The latest version of Smack Arcade is 1.11, and it was last updated on May 1, 2022. Update frequency may vary.

### What is the age rating for Smack Arcade?

Smack Arcade has an age rating of 9+, making it suitable for younger players and above.

### What is the user sentiment for Smack Arcade?

Smack Arcade has an average rating of 3.7 stars from 3 ratings, indicating generally positive but mixed user reception.

### Is Smack Arcade free to download?

Yes, Smack Arcade is available for free download on supported iOS devices.

## Version history (last 4 releases)

### 1.11 — 2022-05-01

Sexy new animated menu screen. 

Cool under-the-hood improvements in anticipation of migration of all Objective-C code to Swift. 

Other bug fixes and improvements

### 1.1 — 2015-06-07

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

Huzzah! This long overdue update adds the following features:
* Game controller support! (tested with the SteelSeries Stratus)  
*main menu screen with 80's appropriate 8-bit music
* a preview of MoonPatroller - the next Smack Arcade classic game homage
* even more smack
* bug fixes and general behind-the-scenes cleanup to make future development easier

### 1.0.1 — 2014-07-07

Now with 15% more Smack! (seriously)
Extra ship every 10,000 points
Nasty memory leak & pause bug squashed
Score display beyond 10,000 fixed

And even more smack-imbued love baked right in.

Keep those notes coming - we love 'em!

### 1.0 — 2014-06-19

No release notes.

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## More apps by Jeff Glasse

- [Zylon Defenders](https://appshunter.io/ios/app/zylon-defenders/id1191618583)

All apps by Jeff Glasse: https://appshunter.io/developer/887910702

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