# Smack Arcade — user reviews

> 6 indexed App Store user reviews of Smack Arcade by Jeff Glasse, rated 3.70/5 from 3 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/smack-arcade/id887910696/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/smack-arcade/id887910696.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 2 · 4★ 0 · 3★ 0 · 2★ 0 · 1★ 1

## Most critical reviews (6 lowest-rated)

### 4/5 — Take me back to slurpees and red ropes

*2014-06-20, version 1.0*

I was just transported back to 1985! Back corner of the 7-11 with a cola flavored slurpee and a red rope playing asteroids- I do miss the music but the game play is excellent.

### 5/5 — Amazing!!!

*2023-03-20*

Love the play style of “nostalgiasteroids” and love the sound effects. I can’t wait for “moon patroller”!!!🤌🤌👌👌👾

### 5/5 — Objectively the best app on the App Store

*2020-04-30, version 1.1*

Twit!

### 5/5 — Awesome

*2015-04-24, version 1.0.1*

I laugh so hard during the game, I lose focus, and get killed by the rocks...can't stop playing.

### 5/5 — Years of therapy - undone

*2014-06-21, version 1.0*

This game has captured what I just knew the arcade games would be telling me when I played them.  Years of psychiatric therapy to address my low self-esteem issues have been completely wiped out thanks to Smack Arcade.

### 5/5 — All arcade games should do this.

*2014-06-20, version 1.0*

Smack Arcade is a great idea. The game insults you as you play, and the controls are well-placed and easy to use. The first title is an excellent recreation of Atari Asteroids, but with a human voice for sounds effects. Future titles will also talk smack at you.

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-06-09.*