# Smash the Steak — user reviews

> 21 indexed App Store user reviews of Smash the Steak by Ammonite Design Studios Ltd, rated 4.40/5 from 291 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/smash-the-steak/id6723898232/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/smash-the-steak/id6723898232.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 215 · 4★ 29 · 3★ 13 · 2★ 3 · 1★ 31

## Newest reviews (1 of 21)

### 5/5 — ?

*2024-11-07*

Why does he shut his eyes and stop responding?

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — This game is so booty cheeks💔

*2026-06-26*

Every few seconds theres an add, but at the same time I lowk just got this game for the clout so kinda expected that

### 1/5 — This game sucks

*2026-06-10*

This game is terrible and is so ugly.

### 1/5 — DO NOT DOWNLOAD

*2026-03-01*

THIS GAME HAS WAY TOO MANY ADS

### 1/5 — Bad

*2026-02-27*

Yeah how greedy can you be talking about some pay for remove ads to play offline see I tried to play without WiFi but you pull that off how great and also you will never be Charlie the steak

### 1/5 — No screaming?

*2026-02-07*

Why doesn’t he scream and wiggle in pain anymore 
Also too many ads 
#stopasainhate

### 1/5 — May be a virus

*2025-10-03*

dont download reviews are bots

### 1/5 — they killed charlie the steak

*2025-09-28, version 1.0*

and this is how we remember him? a cheap fake knockoff

### 1/5 — Not skibidi toilet

*2024-11-03*

What the sigma

### 4/5 — im crying

*2025-03-19*

Oh, in a blink, gone, blink, gone
놓칠 수 없어, blink and gone
The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock
무조건 즐겨봐 blink, gone
Oh, in a blink, gone (let's go)
오늘 이 순간 다시는 오지 않아
파티가 시작돼 let's go crazy, high
두 손 흔들어 리듬에 몸을 맡겨봐
이 음악 on and on
푸르른 조명은 내 눈을 간지럽히고 난 웃음 짓고
시릴 듯 빛나는 이 시간이 사라지기 전에
Oh, in a blink, gone, 모두 잊고 즐겨봐
Oh, in a blink, gone, 놓치지 마 이 순간
I'm tellin' you blink, gone, 후회는 남기지 말아
The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, blink, gone
Oh, in a blink, gone, blink and gone
지금 만끽해 in a blink, gone
머리는 비워 짐은 필요 없어
파티를 책임져
No, don't look back now
어제도 내일도 나에겐 없는거야
It's this moment, or no
검붉은 공기는 우리를 감싸안고 맘을 일으키고
뜨거운 이 전율은 하늘 끝까지 퍼져나가
Oh, in a blink, gone, 모두 잊고 즐겨봐
Oh, in a blink, gone, 놓치지 마 이 순간
I'm tellin' you blink, gone, 후회는 남기지 말아
The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, blink, gone
Oh, in a blink, gone, 모두 잊고 즐겨봐
Oh, in a blink, gone, 놓치지 마 이 순간
I'm tellin' you blink, gone, 후회는 남기지 말아
The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock
Oh, in a blink, gone, 모두 잊고 즐겨봐
Oh, in a blink, gone, 놓치지 마 이 순간
I'm tellin' you blink, gone, 후회는 남기지 말아
The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, blink, gone

### 4/5 — Supprisingly good

*2024-10-13, version 1.0*

Probably a knock off but it’s really good. Lots of adds but timed really nice as there’s a health bar and during the adds the health bar regenerates which is nice cause if you drain the health you have to wait a bit to keep playing

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Greatest game of all time

*2025-10-23*

Had a blast playing this game. This game changes my life for the better. So I give this game a five out of five on stars. It’s so peak. Even kids will like it. Peak for a 14 and a 70 year old. I would recommend this game to everyone I know. If you are reading, you should do the same. This game competes with the greatest games of all time. This game is also addicting. Played for one month straight. This game made me lose my wife and kids. This game is just horrible.

### 5/5 — Peak

*2025-10-08*

Ts so peak saved me from a car accident

### 5/5 — Best game ever to exist

*2025-07-16*

It is the best game to exist. The graphics are top notch. The storyline is the best thing ever and it’s super action packed.

### 5/5 — I JUST LOVE THIS GAME

*2025-07-13*

🌶️

### 5/5 — This game

*2025-06-25*

So when ever he blinks or something happens I would just bomb him and this game is fantastic wonderful amazing great peak all that good stuff and I would keep slapping my meat I mean steak and that is why five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

### 5/5 — Masterpiece.

*2025-05-29*

Work of art. 10/10.

### 5/5 — Incredibly stressful game.

*2025-01-12*

The silent judgements Steak gives to you when you have killed him; stopping you from acting or from feeling, burdening you with the weight of his juices and meaty flesh; the Steak is God and He is here to bring the rapture into your soul.

### 5/5 — Skibidi

*2024-12-13*

I love this game so much cured me of cancer!

### 5/5 — Game of the year.

*2024-11-18*

This game saved my life. Before I played Smash the Steak, I was in debt. My wife divorced me, my dog was shot, and my side chick left me and makes me pay child support for her little baby Brenda. I was at an all time low. Then, I found this game. By beating the meat, it made me realize I can get my life together. I got a girlfriend, cheated on her, went to college, became a doctor and I now make 300,000 dollars a day! Then, I founded this little company called Apple. Thank you, Mr Steak. I will keep beating my meat for years to come.

### 5/5 — Harlie da seak

*2024-11-17*

5

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-09-15.*
