# Snarkee — Your pet's aura, zero chill

> Your pet's aura, zero chill (iPhone/iPad app by David Jolley.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/snarkee/id6814084627 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [David Jolley](https://appshunter.io/developer/6799446426)
- Category: Entertainment, Photo & Video
- Price: Free with in-app purchases
- Age rating: 4+
- Requires: iOS 17.0 · 6 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2026-10-21
- Data updated: 2026-10-28

## What is Snarkee?

Snarkee reads your pet's aura. Lovingly. With absolutely zero chill.

Snap a photo, or pick one, and Snarkee hands back a card made for sharing: an aura color, an archetype title, stat dials and a one-line roast.

"The Household's Prime Suspect. Has the energy of someone who knows exactly where the missing sock went."

HOW IT WORKS
• Take or choose a photo of your dog, your cat, or whoever actually runs your house
• Snarkee sizes up the pose, the expression and the energy
• Get your card: an aura, a title, stats like Chaos Level and Judgment Radius, and a roast
• Share it anywhere, or straight to an Instagram Story with the hashtags ready to paste

ROASTS WITH A HEART
Snarkee teases the vibe, never the pet. Pose, attitude and suspicious sock-related energy are fair game. Weight, body and health never are.

CHALLENGE A FRIEND
Send a link and your friend gets a reading of their own pet, from their own camera.

YOUR VOICE, YOUR RULES
Reading Style turns the snark down to gentle or up to savage, or hands the mic to your pet so it can speak for itself.

FREE, WITH AN UNLOCK
A few free readings every day. At the limit, watch a short ad for one more, or unlock once for unlimited readings and Another Take, which rerolls any photo for a completely new angle.

PRIVATE BY DESIGN
No account, no sign-in. Your photo is used to write your reading and isn't kept. Rather it never left your phone? Say no, and Snarkee reads it on-device instead.

For entertainment only. An aura card isn't a medical, behavioral or spiritual assessment. Your pet is perfect.

## Pricing and in-app purchases

Base price: Free.

**One-time purchases**

| Purchase | Price | Type |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Unlimited Readings | $2.99 | one-time |


## Is Snarkee safe?

Not enough ratings yet to assess Snarkee.

## Is Snarkee legit?

Snarkee has limited verification signals. The AppsHunter Legitimacy Score for Snarkee is 58 out of 100 points across 7 verification signals from App Store and developer data.


## Version history (last 3 releases)

### 1.0.2 — 2026-10-25

Your pet's card now fits the iPhone Duo. Open the phone and the card sits on one side of the hinge with your options on the other, and the camera uses the Duo's outer screen to show Snarkee's eyes to your pet. Shorter hashtags no longer break across lines in landscape.

### 1.0.1 — 2026-10-25

Snarkee now fits iPhone Duo and landscape, with your card and the buttons side by side. Challenges also carry your card now, so your friend sees exactly what they're up against before they bring their own pet. Plus small fixes, and one polite request for a rating. Once. We're not needy.

### 1.0 — 2026-10-21

No release notes.

## More apps by David Jolley

- [SyncDash](https://appshunter.io/ios/app/syncdash/id6799446424)

All apps by David Jolley: https://appshunter.io/developer/6799446426

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