Sonic Dash The GOAT
When I was only 4 years old, I picked up this game for the first time. Beforehand, I couldn’t read, write, and I wasn’t even potty trained. After I finished my first run, I could do backflips, bag baddies, and do all aforementioned tasks. Sonic Dash taught me everything I know, including but not limited: Pythagorean Theorem, the Quadratic Equation, Essay Writing, Media Literacy, Newton’s 3 laws, how to tie my shoes, and lastly, and most importantly, how to run as fast as Sonic himself. This game not only changed my life, but saved my life, and I owe everything to it. As I write this, Sonic Dash is teaching me how to cook and file my taxes simultaneously. If there’s anything Sonic Dash can’t do, I haven’t encountered it yet. If you’re on the fence about downloading the best app to ever grace the face of the Earth, let this review be your guiding factor, and download Sonic Dash today.
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Good but flawed
Great for sonic fans but eventually you get bored and only play to get characters and doing runs starts to feel like a chore but when you start running it doesn’t feel like a chore anymore the bosses are cool but repetitive and boring because there’s only 2 bosses
If I was in charge I’d make it so you can choose different maps like city escape, modern zones, and classic zones
If I was in charge I would update the characters to be less low poly
If I was in charge the bosses would be zazz, zavok, eggman, metallic Doppelgängers who you race, and mecha sonic who spin dashes you and you jump over him and you jump to hit him
This would solve all the game’s problems but the game is still good even though it has problems
If I was in charge I’d make it so you can choose different maps like city escape, modern zones, and classic zones
If I was in charge I would update the characters to be less low poly
If I was in charge the bosses would be zazz, zavok, eggman, metallic Doppelgängers who you race, and mecha sonic who spin dashes you and you jump over him and you jump to hit him
This would solve all the game’s problems but the game is still good even though it has problems
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LXLohan planet x906XXX
BEST GAME EVER
THIS GAME IS SO ADDICTING IS THE BEST GAME EVER THEN OTHER GAMES lol bye
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