# Spermy — user reviews

> 149 indexed App Store user reviews of Spermy by Rene Zuidhof, rated 4.70/5 from 303 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/spermy/id1124573991/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/spermy/id1124573991.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 271 · 4★ 8 · 3★ 5 · 2★ 7 · 1★ 12

## What do users think of Spermy?

Overall sentiment: positive

**Pros**

- 🚀 Nostalgic and educational
- 👍 Addictive and fun gameplay
- 💡 Unique and creative concept

**Cons**

- 🐛 Occasional glitches and crashes
- 🔍 Difficult and challenging
- 🤔 Questionable content

**Commonly reported bugs**

- Unresponsive controls
- Compatibility issues with older devices

**Most requested features**

- Add difficulty levels
- Implement multiplayer mode
- Introduce new game modes

## Newest reviews (19 of 149)

### 5/5 — 10/10

*2026-01-03, version 1.2*

I used to be one hell of an athlete 🫩🙏

### 5/5 — Very good for Israeli IDF soldiers while we bomb children in Palestine

*2026-01-01, version 1.2*

Even our glorious leader Benjamin Netanyahu loves this game and approves it to all Israeli children

### 4/5 — is ok byt i hat

*2025-12-23, version 1.2*

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### 5/5 — Great game

*2025-12-15, version 1.2*

This really takes me back to when I was young I forgot how hard it is to win this race. But I’m glad i did so I could play this game

### 5/5 — Spermy changed my life

*2025-12-14, version 1.2*

From the moment i found Spermy on the AppStore i knew i was gonna be the best at it. Hours of tireless work finnaly payed off when i reached a highscore of 39

### 5/5 — Spermy rating

*2025-12-10, version 1.2*

Greatest game to ever hit iPhone

### 5/5 — Child hood

*2025-12-04, version 1.2*

I remember I fought my siblings and the nostalgia🥹

### 5/5 — Review

*2025-11-15, version 1.2*

I really like this game and I really love it I hope there is a new update soon

### 5/5 — Amazing

*2025-10-30, version 1.2*

I beat my meat while playing this game☹️

### 5/5 — Greatest game ever

*2025-10-27, version 1.2*

I downloaded this game as a joke but it is actually very fun

### 5/5 — Очко

*2025-09-30, version 1.2*

Добавьте очко и рот , больше братьев и сестер.

### 5/5 — Spermy❤️❤️

*2025-09-30, version 1.2*

Legendary recommended pull

### 5/5 — Шикарно

*2025-09-14, version 1.2*

Лучшая игра в которую я играл

### 5/5 — It made me bust😍

*2025-08-14, version 1.2*

I love this game  I love it a little too much…

### 5/5 — Yes

*2025-08-05, version 1.2*

It’s verry cool

### 5/5 — An ode to Spermy

*2025-07-20, version 1.2*

I love Spermy. You should make it a multiplayer. Have sperm races

### 5/5 — So educational!

*2025-07-08, version 1.2*

I learned all about “The Birds and The Bees” through this game. So much so that even though I am a girl and can navigate through the you know what just as good as the little guys in this game!

### 5/5 — Good memories

*2025-07-07, version 1.2*

This is a great game brings back so much memories from my young days

### 5/5 — Spermy

*2025-06-15, version 1.2*

Spermy

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — Reseña

*2025-07-06, version 1.2*

la neta no se como moverme

### 1/5 — wow

*2023-06-10, version 1.2*

this game is horrible. i hate it, i hope yall understand.

### 1/5 — Garbage

*2022-09-06, version 1.2*

this game is trash

### 1/5 — Game is stupid

*2021-12-10*

Reason why it’s stupid because when you touch that thing the stomach or whatever you die how df you die for touching that delete the whole agenda not even a game for kids it’s not fun it’s not entertaining it makes me made not a relaxing game as it says it’s a stupid game that needs to be removed from the App Store !!!

### 1/5 — Hard

*2021-04-12, version 1.2*

It’s hard way to hard to get past level1

### 1/5 — Too hard

*2020-12-22, version 1.2*

It’s almost very hard to beat level one.

### 1/5 — Unplayable

*2020-08-02, version 1.2*

Great idea. Great design. Unplayable.  The tutorial is almost unwinnable and does not adequately prepare the player for level one. This game needs a sandbox mode with a wide open space instead of a narrow channel and scrolling window where the user can master the movements in a fun and pressure free environment

### 1/5 — Falla

*2018-02-16, version 1.2*

Se cierra la app y no deja iniciarla

### 2/5 — New map change

*2024-12-03, version 1.2*

This game is really good but this map is kinda dead can we add a new map please xxxx

### 2/5 — okay game

*2023-08-11, version 1.2*

it’s a okay game my only complaint is that when i downloaded it the owner came to my house and set it on fire

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — very scrumptious

*2026-05-17, version 1.2*

in my opinion it's good because it tells me how i won the race. i've been playing for a few months but haven't fertilised the egg yet

### 5/5 — SPERM

*2026-04-17, version 1.2*

Idfk

### 5/5 — Veiny dih

*2026-04-08, version 1.2*

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### 5/5 — 12/10

*2026-04-08, version 1.2*

🙇‍♂️

### 5/5 — Best game i’ve ever played

*2026-03-20, version 1.2*

the way the sperm
moves is rhythmicly sound and it makes me happy

### 5/5 — this is the best game i’ve ever played

*2026-03-04, version 1.2*

this brings back a lot of nostalgia from my childhood 🥹

### 5/5 — Spermy

*2026-02-04, version 1.2*

i love this!!😸😸🤑

### 5/5 — Very nostalgic

*2026-02-04, version 1.2*

Remember playing this once in 2011 pretty sure won would reccomend

### 5/5 — Meilleur jeu en existence

*2026-01-22, version 1.2*

J’ai jamais eu autant de fun

### 5/5 — Truly outstanding game

*2026-01-20, version 1.2*

Downloaded as a joke but this game is surprisingly very addictive lol idk if thats a good thing or not but 5 stars nonetheless

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-09-02.*
