# Sucklord — Toy Lord of Chinatown

> Retro side-scrolling space adventure game with toy selling and spaceship upgrades. (iPhone/iPad app by Jay Moores.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/sucklord/id1548515994 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Jay Moores](https://appshunter.io/developer/1447456824)
- Category: Games, Entertainment, Action, Casual
- Price: Free with in-app purchases
- Rating: 3.67/5 from 6 App Store ratings · 2 written reviews indexed
- Age rating: 12+
- Requires: iOS 12.0 · 26 MB
- Languages: English
- Released: 2021-05-25
- Data updated: 2026-06-10
- Monetization: free with in-app purchases
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/sucklord/id1548515994/reviews.md

## What is Sucklord?

“Now is your time to be Toy Lord of Chinatown.”

All you have to do is tap the screen to jump, hop, battle, bounce, shoot, and fly though this old-school retro-style side-scrolling space-adventure that is set in a far off galaxy somewhere between Chinatown and Coney Island on the planet of New York City.

Sell bootleg toys to Jerkbags. Use the money to repair your spaceship, and unlock suits of armor to become the Toy Lord of Chinatown.

Money: you will need plenty of money to become the Toy Lord of Chinatown. You are awarded Suck Bux when you come up successful after various dilemmas presented throughout the game. Go for the Suck Bux and win big.

Laser Swords: look for bright colored balls of light above you. Jump up to hit the colored light to get a Laser Sword of the same color. Some Laser Swords last longer than others. Yellow lasts the shortest of all, then Blue, Purple, Pink. Red lasts the longest. You can use a Laser Sword to defeat the villains in your path.

Tyranusberg: will loan you money and then later will harass you to pay him back. If you jump on his head he will loan you $100 Bux. He will eventually want it back and may demand interest on top of the loan. He’s unpredictable. If he gets hard up for cash, he’ll come looking for you in his Model T rocket ship. Pay him until he goes away. You can do your best to not go into debt but loans from Tyranusberg are hard to avoid.

Another B~ a date with her will cost you 100 Bux. It’s hard to avoid her. Warning: she is attracted to dudes with robots.

Douchebot: your long lost robot friend. It’s nice to have him back. Douchebot is a fierce fighter and will come along with you on this adventure, if you can find him. Be warned that he is a chick Magnet. The gals can’t resist that cute little robot. Soon enough he will get lost in space and you will have to go find him all over again.

Gay Empire: is your friend and will join your adventure to protect you.

Chop Suey: you must eat well to become Toy Lord of Chinatown. Get a box of Chop Suey for only $10 Bux and get super strength along with some words of advice.

Mary Paper$: is a fierce fighter and party gal. She loves a good beer,
powerful toy lords, and piles of cash.

The Original Villain Network: the bad guys all have different evil powers to annoy you.

Star Chumps are worthless and mostly in the way. Not worth a thing. Just blast through ’em. Jump on their head or slay with laser sword.

Galactic Jerkbags have all the money. Sell them bootleg toys to become the Toy Lord of Chinatown.

The Necromancer is a wanted man and has a bounty worth $50 Bux if you can hit him with a laser sword. He’s wicked fast so you must be faster.

Vectar has escaped from your bootleg toy sweatshop. Capture him and tap him to produce resin toys in your art studio.

Carrator is tossing some very dangerous Bionic Carrots all over the place making a mess of things. Slay with laser sword.

An entire battalion of Wrecked Souls are shooting Pink Suck Shark Missiles. Kill them before they kill you.

Game also includes .99¢ in-app purchases to Remove Ads, buy 1000 Suck Bux, and to unlock and play as the Black Necromancer. We thank you for supporting indie games.

Sucklord: Toy Lord of Chinatown
World 1: Land Battle, New York City, Twin Towers, Chinatown
World 2: Retro Arcade Reward $$$ Level
World 3: Air Battle over Coney Island (repair & fly spaceship: The SUCK-1)
World 4: Suck Pax Memory Card Game (collect ’em all!)
World 5: Vectar’s Resin Toy Challenge

This indie game is based on the Suckadelic Toy Lords of Chinatown characters by The Super Sucklord. Suckadelic toys, videos, art, and music can be found at: suckadelic.com

8-bit game sprites by Marc Beaudette of Onell Design.

Indie game development by J.E.Moores Game Machine: jemoores.com

## Key features

- Retro side-scrolling gameplay
- Tap-to-jump mechanics
- Sell bootleg toys for currency
- Repair and upgrade spaceship
- Unlock various suits of armor
- Battle unique villains
- Collect Laser Swords

## Pricing and in-app purchases

Base price: Free.

**One-time purchases**

| Purchase | Price | Type |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Remove Ads | $0.99 | one-time |
| Buy 1000 Bux | $0.99 | one-time |
| Necromancer | $0.99 | one-time |


## Recent user reviews (2 of 2)

All indexed reviews: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/sucklord/id1548515994/reviews.md

### 1/5 — Sad sad sad

*2021-05-30*

Just a sad try at an app for money.

### 5/5 — So Cool

*2021-05-29*

Only SuckLord could create a game that is this awesome. It brings you back to the old video arcade days with tons of secret layers and added missions. I’m going to be playing this a ton!!

## Frequently asked questions about Sucklord

### What is the main goal of Sucklord?

The main goal of Sucklord is to become the "Toy Lord of Chinatown" by selling bootleg toys, earning money (Suck Bux), repairing your spaceship, and unlocking suits of armor.

### How do I get money in Sucklord?

You earn money (Suck Bux) in Sucklord by successfully completing dilemmas presented throughout the game and by selling bootleg toys to "Galactic Jerkbags."

### What are Laser Swords in Sucklord?

Laser Swords are power-ups found in the game. They come in different colors (Yellow, Blue, Purple, Pink, Red), with Red lasting the longest, and are used to defeat villains.

### Does Sucklord have ads?

Yes, Sucklord contains advertisements. This is a common model for free-to-play games to support development and ongoing updates.

### What devices can I play Sucklord on?

Sucklord is supported on iPhone, iPad, and iPod devices, indicating it is designed for iOS users.

### What is the age rating for Sucklord?

Sucklord has an age rating of 12+, suggesting it contains content suitable for users aged 12 and older.

### When was Sucklord last updated?

Sucklord was last updated on November 28, 2022, indicating recent maintenance and potential improvements.

### How does Sucklord compare to other retro space games?

Sucklord offers a unique blend of retro side-scrolling action with a narrative focused on selling bootleg toys and managing finances, setting it apart from typical space combat or exploration games.

## Version history (last 2 releases)

### 1.0.2 — 2022-11-28

We updated the App Tracking Transparency permission request so our game continues to work on all new devices. Thank you for playing!

### 1.0.1 — 2021-05-25

No release notes.

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