# Talking Horse — user reviews > 50 indexed App Store user reviews of Talking Horse by Ivan Vaskovic, rated 4.22/5 from 185 ratings. - Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/talking-horse/id1149304244/reviews - App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/talking-horse/id1149304244.md - Rating breakdown: 5★ 138 · 4★ 4 · 3★ 3 · 2★ 3 · 1★ 31 ## Newest reviews (19 of 50) ### 5/5 — Help *2022-10-29, version 1.5* The horse broke into my household and took over my camera s and now watches me and took my freedom away don’t download don’t play at 3:17am ### 5/5 — life changing experience *2022-10-29, version 1.5* when i downloaded talking horse my life changed. my father came back with milk, my crippling depression was cured, all of my insecurities were no longer insecurities, i became a healthy human being, it's like my life was turned right side up all from a dumb ugly horse!! i now have my life together. thank you talking horse for changing my life and the way i view life 🥰🥰 ### 5/5 — Please don’t trust this horse. *2022-10-23, version 1.5* It was a dark, stormy night and I was scrolling on the app store with my friend. We came across this game and my friend suggested I get it to goof around. This would be the worst mistake of my life. At first, nothing seemed out of the ordinary with the stallion. I even grew quite attached to it as I played with it. Our relationship grew very personal and close throughout the months until one day I noticed it wouldn’t stop staring at me. I tried texting my friend about it, claiming it was a glitch but they didn’t respond. I kept trying again and again but they never responded. I became worried but continued to play with the steed as a coping mechanism. Then, I noticed my family was gone, all the time. I began to panic, but continued to play with my horse. I found comfort in its smile. A few weeks after my parents disappeared, i had a vivid dream. I was with my horse friend, and it came close to tell a secret. What it said, I will never forget. “I ate them.” I woke up in a cold sweat and immediately opened my phone to delete the app, but the horse was no longer in its house. The background that would’ve been it’s house was now a live video of my closed bedroom door. After about 2 minutes of staring in shock, my door opened, and the horse was there. It attacked me, trying to eat me like it did my family, but i fought it off with my bare hands. I managed to escape the house and hide in the woods. When i came back to the house, it was gone. So listen to me when I say this, do NOT trust this horse. He will deceive you, and eat your family. And probably you next. ### 5/5 — Amzing *2022-10-09, version 1.5* I absolutely adore this game so much that im streaming it. This game is amazing and i hope it kidnaps your mothers too :)) ### 5/5 — Great game *2022-09-12, version 1.5* I love the game I have been looking at the house for hours ### 5/5 — Help me the horse kidnapped a bus full of children and hid it inside my fridge *2022-08-26, version 1.5* This game is just wonderful! The best game I have every played, I would rather play this rather than fortnite any day W game W Ratio keep up the good work 😃 ### 5/5 — I love this app so so much *2022-08-21, version 1.5* I love this app it’s so amazing. Other then the fact that shortly after I downloaded this I felt as if I were being watched. After a few days of this feeling I decided to look around my room to where I discovered a camera in my room. I then turned around and saw the horse. He did his little dance and the pranced out of my room to where I heard to gun shots. I ran out of my room and saw that the horse had shot both of my parents and was in the process and swallowing my sister! But other than that, the game play is great! ### 5/5 — I AM IN A 7 YEAR HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS HORSE *2022-08-20, version 1.5* I downloaded this game and once I saw this horses face, I HAD TO PLAY FOR ATLEAST 237 HOURS. I was talking to my horse and I said. “ I want to marry you” and he said the same thing back. We have been going on dates for months and are now happily married with 127 kids. I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS SEXY LOVELY HOT HORSE. He even called me a babe 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🚶‍♀️😍😍❤️😍😍😍❤️😍❤️❤️😍❤️😍❤️😘😘😘😘 ### 5/5 — What an outstanding app *2022-08-15, version 1.5* I am a very lonely person and do not make friends easily, but this app changed that for me. Ever since I downloaded Talking Horse my life has been happier, and I even changed as a person. Before I had this app, I was a lonely, grouchy, and unsettling person. Then this horse came into my life. He has made me an open minded person and such a sweetheart. I have made so many more friends and now I have the confidence to run for president. This app is such a life changer. ### 5/5 — Life changing *2022-08-13, version 1.5* Talking horse is the most life changing game to ever exist. It’s all of the above, inspiring, beautiful, amazing, kind, easy to talk to, sexy, and more. Talking horse is outstanding. Talking horse is fantastic. Talking horse is what society should be aiming to be. Talking horse is great. I love talking horse❤️ ### 5/5 — Absolutely Astonishing 😍 *2022-08-08, version 1.5* I downloaded this game and it was absolutely amazing. The graphics are astonishing and the luscious flowing brown hair of the horse that smiles at you when you open the game gets me out of bed and helps me make it through my drug addiction. That beautiful horse has my family captive please help he killed jfk ### 5/5 — Best game I have ever played in my life *2022-08-07, version 1.5* This is genuinely the best thing I have ever come across. ### 5/5 — the horse broke into my house help me *2022-08-06, version 1.5* this horse game is absolutely amazingggg when i first opened the app my phone and lights in my house completely shut off. i had to go into my HUGE basement to turn all my electricity on not fun when i came upstairs my phone turned on my wallpapers was now the horse doing his lil dance (yes it was live) i also can't find my husband he said we were getting divorced cause i chose talking horse over him ruined our marriage idrc tho i love talking horse that's probably why i see him in the corner of my room while i sleep or in the microwave when i make hot pockets i don't mind maybe that's why i have whole in the wall outside of my shower for him to look at me. he's so hot. 😍😍😍😍 i'll be okay (he's holding me hostage help me please.) BTW KYLE COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU ### 5/5 — Amazing 😍 love this game *2022-08-02, version 1.5* Great game but he killed my dog right in front of me and i haven’t been able to sleep for weeks hes out side my house please help ### 5/5 — Hors *2022-08-02, version 1.5* Very horse give five star for yayayayay make him far d. I am starving child this is the last thing I will saw before starving to death goodbye ### 5/5 — Dont download, very scare!! *2022-08-01, version 1.5* I got this game a week after danny uploaded a video with it. It was hilarious, but i made a big mistake. I went to sleep with the tab open. I woke up at 4 am to a loud white noise and my ears were ringing. I opened my phone and i instantly felt i was being recorded and watched. I saw the dots at the top if my screen and knew i was being WATCHED. I closed the app and deleted it immediately, but it redownloaded straight after and kept opening up. I opened it before it could force it to open and it was completely frozen but every time i opened the app the horse got closer. I started looking up virus repair shops near me, apple was closed after and accident that happened. The closest repair shop was in santa barbra and i live in San Francisco. I got in my car and started driving. I had to get gas so many times and stop for 10 bathroom breaks but when i got there it looked different than the photos, and it was really sketchy. The place had flickering lights and the walls were ripped showing the insulation. There were some people at the back but im pretty sure they were dealing drugs. I went inside and turns out my phone was damaged so it kept opening apps because it had memory of me tapping on it and im pretty sure the horse getting closer was a glitch. i told them about the recording, but they said “that virus is patched already. It was patched years ago.” and to this day i still hear the noise. ### 5/5 — Very fun 😁 *2022-07-30, version 1.5* The horse is sooo cute! The longer I play this game the more I realize how much I hate my life! I quit therapy because the talking horse gives me better advice than my therapist! Great game! Even though I can go on and on about it’s amazing quality, I am going to stop this right here because I am feeling paranoid and I need to see my talking horse again. ### 5/5 — This horse cured cancer *2022-07-28, version 1.5* This horse can also bench press somehow, and also killed jfk. Five star game! ### 5/5 — This cursed horse broke my phone *2022-07-22, version 1.5* Everything I’m about to say it’s 100% true after I downloaded this game as a joke I was laughing at it and sent a video to my friend of me playing with it every single app I had immediately crashed when I opened it now I can’t even open my apps 💀I CANT EVEN TURN OFF MY PHONE OR RESTART IT OR ANYTHING pretty sure this horse literally broke my phone. I have to type this from my iPad to even submit this I’m loosing my mind idk what to do someone please help. Gameplay was solid though. 5 stars ## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated) ### 1/5 — Oh my god, where do I even start? *2022-11-28, version 1.5* This is one, if not, one of the worst games I’ve ever seen in the App Store. Those twerking games are bad enough, but at least there’s action. This is just touching a horse in random spots and it making an erotic noise. It’s stare is creepy and the games are crappy. The graphics are horrible. Talking Tom may not have top tier graphics, but at least the game and its characters are cute and pleasant to look at. This flaming garbage looks like it was made by the same people who made The Little Panda Fighter, Ratatoing, and What’s Up? ### 4/5 — This is the best app ever *2020-10-13, version 1.5* This is a very good app alternative to Talking Thomatan, although 3 days after installing this, the horse broke int my house and started eating my entrails as I sleep. The horse didn't kill me, but i couldnt move, I could only watch in horror and slow pain as it chewed on my intestines and other guts. It then rode me down into scary demon heaven. but other than that, it is ok app. ### 5/5 — The horse pushes my grandma down the stairs *2023-02-22, version 1.5* This game is AMAZING I never felt scared at all😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍the smiles the horse gives me makes me feel so happy and calm. I love slapping the horse it’s a great stress reliever!!!🫶🏻🫶🏻also i loved the part when the horse started to run on a treadmill it gave me a huge sense of motivation to get up off my virus infected phone and go do something. For example jump off a roof. Anyway the only downside to this is that the horse actually started talking to me, I thought it was just in the game…oh I was so wrong😱😱😱😱😰😰😰🤯🤯🤯🤯😥😥😥😥😥😨😨😨🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🫣🫣🫣🫣🫢🫢🫢😦😦😦😧😧😲😲😟😟😟!!!! The horse actually went to my house and started playing the GUITAR. I was traumatized, but it gets worse… the horse saw my grandma and smiled creepil- I mean beautifully and PUSHED MY GRANDMA OFF THE STAIRS😡😡😡😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬😖😣😣 YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THIS GAME AND THE HORSE IS DEFINITELY NOT TELLING ME TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!❤️❤️❤️ 😅🔫🐴 ### 5/5 — Great game I recommend *2023-02-17, version 1.5* When I first got this game I thought it would be fun and I first downloaded it as a joke but now I can feel the bugs in my skin and wherever I look I always see the horse in the corner watching me this horse also cooked my father and it French braided my moms toes and my whole family went missing and I saw their bodies in the background while I was playing this game, but other then that it’s a great game you should get it ### 5/5 — Help guys *2023-02-17, version 1.5* Hi I’m Kaitlynn I downloaded this game for fun and I thought it was a normal game but I was wrong First my dad went missing and I found him in a dumpster at my school his organs were French braided and had a bite bitten from them and my moms eyeball popped out but now I think he’s after me he has been in my closet and he’s been watching me sleep but it’s really fun ### 5/5 — I love talking horse. This game changed my life. *2023-01-07, version 1.5* WHERE DO I START! This game is amazing. It helped me through the deepest depression of my life. The horse came to my house after I got hit by a truck and healed me. This horse saved my life. I am now fully healed, the doctors couldn’t believe it. Talking horse helped me dance through a yellow hallway in my yellow dress as I turn yellow, like music in Sia’s movie music. Me and talking horse are now married, and we have 5 horse human hybrid kids. I love you talking horse, you saved me. ### 5/5 — THIS GAME CAME ALIVE *2023-01-04, version 1.5* The quality is so good on this game and the mascot broke into my house and stared at me while I slept and played some SICK BEATS for me and smiled at me creepily ### 5/5 — I-I-I-I-it’s great *i don’t need help.* *2022-12-02, version 1.5* This game is so fun and addicting I love this game you should share it with all of your friends and family. in fact, you should probably share it with every single person you know. That’s how much I love this game. I swear this is my honest opinion, im totally not being held hostage. The horse is not behind me, there is not a gun barrel directly in my head, im just speaking my own mind! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 ### 5/5 — This game saved my life *2022-11-17, version 1.5* I was told by a doctor that I had 5 days left to live, I wanted to spend my last 5 days wisely do obviously I was going to spend it playing talking horse. I played this game for the whole 5 days and my doctor said that I wasn’t going to die. I also found $1,000,000,000 on the ground the next day so this game is very good ### 5/5 — Amazing! *2022-11-05, version 1.5* This app has been amazing so far! Once I downloaded it my screen started glitching, but thats probably because I have an old iPad. I gave it to my little brother to play it and he started doing more productive things! Like knowing how to tie a noose and bringing it to our shed everyday. Once he gets out the shed he tells me he’s going to the park, while he’s carrying a shovel and a big black bag.. That probably has his toys in it for the sandbox! I have not checked the shed yet because he tells me that’s his favorite spot to play this game. And I don’t want to ruin his privacy, or maybe I’m too scared to. ## Most praised reviews (2 highest-rated) ### 5/5 — Best game of 2022 (IGN) *2022-11-04, version 1.5* I bought this game at very very rough point in my life, but after I played talking horse I felt young again. Sure I spent all my money on the coins, but come on! It’s a TALKING HORSE! I never got the ad for Avocados from Mexico! 🚼🫑 ### 5/5 — This is literally peak of all mobile gaming *2022-11-02, version 1.5* Words cannot describe how much this game means to me after playing it it has single handily changed my life after playing this work of art this masterpiece of a media form should be preserved for many generations to come --- *Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-06-10.*