# The Love Calculator — user reviews

> 50 indexed App Store user reviews of The Love Calculator by Pinch Swipe Tap Pty. Ltd., rated 3.00/5 from 36 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/the-love-calculator/id305671314/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/the-love-calculator/id305671314.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 13 · 4★ 4 · 3★ 4 · 2★ 1 · 1★ 14

## Newest reviews (12 of 50)

### 3/5 — Save me

*2017-07-17, version 3.01*

I hate myself for downloading this but at the same time
There are no regrets

### 4/5 — Lol

*2015-04-20, version 3.0*

It is very funny. I typed in my parents name and they were 8% compatible. In reality they are definitely made for each other. I typed in my dream girl and it was 35%. I typed in her with someone she hates and it said 98% compatible. Lol

### 4/5 — LOVE

*2012-07-27, version 2.2*

Me and my bf love this game! We always get 100 im soooooo happy 
about that! But with my ex when we were dating he tried it and we got 30 so he broke up with me! Iwas in bed 4 three days feeling like i was dead BTW i know the games fake! But my ex doesnt!

### 4/5 — Tips

*2012-04-25, version 2.2*

You get a better rating usually when you put the last initial of both last names. Hope it helps

### 4/5 — Ok

*2012-02-15, version 2.2*

U agrees with the people who say don't give it one star just because you and your dream match aren't compatible.  
I did my friends that are like each other and it said 10% but that made them mad and it was funny. So thanks.

### 4/5 — Srsly read the info

*2012-01-13, version 2.2*

The information clearly states that it's based on the meaning of names. Calm down.. Besides just because its a no go for u an ur crush doesnt mean the world is ending :/ keep cool

### 4/5 — LOL, but untrue.

*2011-10-16, version 2.2*

This app is good if your bored but if you want real answer, this is not the best app... My BFFs and I were typing in our names and the names of people we hate and it would be hilarious when it said 97%! XD if you have good WiFi then the app won't freeze on you.

### 4/5 — Interesting.

*2011-10-07, version 2.2*

I assume the percentages are random, which would have made me give this 3 stars. However, I was intrigued by something: I used both my common nickname and my birth name on separate tries, and both got a score of 87%, which I found too be a bit funny.
I love my girlfriend.
Fun app for seeing the random results

### 3/5 — Maybe...

*2011-06-02, version 2.2*

This sometimes works, but it's just calculating the distance, velocity, and speed of how fast and perfectly you type the letters in. But, it did work on this girl I know and her boyfriend... 

### 4/5 — Holy Macoronni

*2011-05-26, version 2.2*

Me and my friend wanted to see if this was fake, so we did me and my boyfriend, and then did her and her boyfriend, then back to us, and me and my boyfriend got the same score!! And we always have! Really freaky!! It worked with my friend too..... 
Strange Stuff. 
But good app:)

### 3/5 — Ehhh.

*2011-05-17, version 2.2*

Its funn too tell amd see your friends scores with their boyfriends.(: but you can only do it twice andd then theres like a 15 second advertisment. I say if you want an app like this, findd one better unless you like advertisments every 2 minutess ;\

### 5/5 — COOL

*2011-03-18, version 2.2*

Its a cool app!! I love putting my friends names in there! LOL HAhahaHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everybody needs to chill do u really think its going to work just how you like it well its not geez!!!!!!!!!!! u have issues. i think its a great app!;p

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — DONT DOWNLOAD🙄

*2021-07-05, version 3.01*

INACCURATE.

### 1/5 — Oh, god...

*2019-07-05, version 3.01*

Ok. I got this because many reviews were saying it was real. I tried me and my bet friend who I’ve had a crush on for about a year now and we only got 18 percent... I’m really hoping that this isn’t real. It can’t just know your compatibility just by names. It would need a lot of information.

### 1/5 — Hey girl heyyyyy

*2018-10-13, version 3.01*

Hey girl heyyyyyyyy I’m with my bfff and like I was bored so like I just wrote this and I haven’t had the app yet so...yeeeeeeet

### 1/5 — Idk don’t believe this

*2017-12-02, version 3.01*

Lol just because I got a lower score and no one should believe this btw :)

### 1/5 — Less than Horrible

*2014-02-14, version 2.7*

While I knew this was a joke, it was so poorly done that it was far beyond pathetic. Every other time, an add pops up. Sometimes the cursor would reappear, sometimes only the tab would get it to the first text box/first name.  After testing for my set of family names, I tried Cleopatra and Mark Anthony.  I recall it was quite low (in the "teens" I believe.  

Advice to creator of app:  Make this into something fun and either zany (crazy sayings from wise/humorous/goofy people) or informative (tidbits on what it really takes to make a marriage come alive).  Ditch the adds either completely or make them like most, minimal & unobtrusive.

### 2/5 — Ghvx

*2017-02-27, version 3.01*

I like that. Thanks you.

### 2/5 — This is stupid

*2011-07-11, version 2.2*

This app is kind of stupid. Of course it is not true what ever percent you get. If this app is holding you against asking someone out because it says you won't be a good couple or it won't last screw the app. You don't have to believe this app because it is just an app that gives you random percentages.

### 2/5 — Dont get this app

*2011-01-04, version 2.2*

I downloaded this app and started putting  names in it. then went to my home screen. I went to the app again a while later and my I-Pad screen went blank. I tried it again and again and the screen still went blank. After a while I just deleted it because there is not any point in having it if you can't use it. I wouldn't recommend this app to any of my friends.

### 2/5 — Stupid

*2009-09-09, version 0*

It said that the person I have been seeing for five years, and whom we both told several times we love each other, that we had 13% comparability! 

I put tons of different name combos and it won't go past 54%...

### 3/5 — Rewiew

*2019-07-09, version 3.01*

I don’t know why I download this app but it did work the only thing I didn’t like is there were no questions so it was picking numbers out of the blue.

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Love maker

*2016-05-03, version 3.0*

Ignore the people who said this doesn't work. It does. Because I'm getting married because of it

### 5/5 — FUN

*2016-01-07, version 3.0*

I typed in my name & my epic crush Jackson. We are both in the seventh grade together & he is just sooo funny & hot! my friend once told me she found out he liked me but I wasn't sure that was true so I found this app & used it just for him. It said we were 97% compatible or something close to that and I was like OH MY GOSH but wasn't sure if this app really worked but the next week or so he confessed he liked me & so did I &  now were in love. How did this app know? I'm not sure love apps actually work I'm not that stupid but it sure is fun. Congrats to you if you red this long boring review.

### 5/5 — Funny!

*2015-02-11, version 3.0*

Funny game. And it's free! Recommend it for a good laugh. But, it's like u do a couple turns of it, then when u stop, it is just a think that takes up space.

### 5/5 — cool!!!

*2014-11-27, version 3.0*

my name is Emily. and my dream partner is thomas senior. who is scared of me. but I typed in my name and his name. and we where  97 % compatible!!!!!!!!! he is so hot! but I never have the gut to ask him out! because I know he will tell the teacher.

### 5/5 — To Those Who Believe the Results...

*2012-10-19, version 2.3*

This app is for laughs, it doesn't tell the truth.  It can't possibly be able to calculate love so accurately, especially if it doesn't know the relationship between the two names put in.  Stop being so gullible and don't throw such a fit if you don't get what you want to get.  I love this app; it's hilarious.

### 5/5 — I'm alright with it

*2012-04-20, version 2.2*

I put in me and my girlfriend an we got a 80 that's ok I guess but were perfict still a good app

### 5/5 — PLEASE

*2012-03-31, version 2.2*

Would you like to bum a cig?🚬Anyway my friends made this app and it actually works. The people that are dating in my grade got 100%. My friend told me it goes through some of your info and sees what you say. All the people that hate each other got like 5%. This might not work for everyone but please it does work. They put a lot of effort in this app and you should be happy it's free! Anyway it could also be for entertaining purposes bc this is a funny app. If u think this app isn't real use it for entertaining purposes. So remember give it 5 stars if even if your dream crush DOESNT give 100%.

### 5/5 — App is legit

*2012-02-10, version 2.2*

I just tested this app and have scientific proof it's 100% correct. 
•Barack Obama and Michelle Obama receive scores of 78%
•Bill and Hillary Clinton receive scores of 27%
•My mom and dad received 74% and they've been together for over 25 years
•God and Devil got 49% (which makes sense because they have a love-hate relationship)

However, God and Satan got 52%, which means this app has a 3% standard error of the estimate. 

So, if you're above 50%, it's more love than hate, under 50% is more hate than love. Good luck everyone, if you're under 25% you should definitely break up with your partner. If you're over 75% it was meant to be.

### 5/5 — :)

*2011-10-05, version 2.2*

My friends love trying different names out, seeing who can get the highest rate. It's a pretty fun, entertaining app! Just don't take it serious

### 5/5 — Stupid people

*2011-09-03, version 2.2*

It is just a stupid game for those people who would get all mad I mean give me a brake!!! What do u expect from a stupid game on your iPod!!! Don't listen to it for goodness sake:/

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