# The Marsland 5000 — user reviews

> 50 indexed App Store user reviews of The Marsland 5000 by Jesse Jackson, rated 2.40/5 from 11 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/the-marsland-5000/id331073739/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/the-marsland-5000/id331073739.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 2 · 4★ 2 · 3★ 0 · 2★ 1 · 1★ 6

## Newest reviews (19 of 50)

### 5/5 — What a lovely pair of globes!

*2015-01-12, version 2.0*

All it needs is a tapenade...

### 5/5 — Norgs (norks)

*2015-01-09, version 2.0*

Makes me want to wear a brown corduroy suit.

### 5/5 — Finally!!!

*2015-01-09, version 2.0*

Great to have this updated as it has been too long. Top work!!!!! Can only blame the thugs in the scallop industry for the delay

### 5/5 — Kim's thoughts

*2015-01-08, version 2.0*

This is a complete dog's breakfast. An absolute dog's breakfast. And, er, you know, tossing a few more cans of Pal into the dog's breakfast will not in fact make a decent dog's breakfast.

### 5/5 — Cheap, Nasty, & downright Boring!

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

Thank you for this brilliant app! I now have all my favourite Get This sayings on my phone.

### 5/5 — In memory of armitage shanks

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

Such a fitting tribute

### 5/5 — Gavin Wood here

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

I barred up over this

### 5/5 — I don't know how to thank you!

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

Don't forget your bins red house!

### 5/5 — I got my rocks off

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

How good is this!?

### 5/5 — Nodding profusely

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

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### 5/5 — Disgusting

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

It's covered in chuck.

### 5/5 — The girls happy

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

The thugs in the scallop industry are back... And instead of sitting around rolling a fat cigarette they made this! All I can say to this is that I'm invincible!

### 5/5 — Dizzy Stuff folks!

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

Great to see it updated for iOS8. Great work Jesse. Put out your bins Red House.

### 5/5 — A Farmers Union in my hand

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

This is dizzy stuff folks.

### 5/5 — Dizzy stuff!

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

The girls happy, I got my rocks off. How good is this.

### 5/5 — Cheap, Nasty and Down right Boring.

*2010-10-11, version 0*

Love get this and love This app.

### 5/5 — Dizzy Dizzy Stuff

*2010-09-01, version 0*

App doesn't work with the new operating system! I wish I could go back. 

There is only one set of people to blame. The scallop industry!

### 5/5 — Awesome

*2010-07-21, version 0*

It would be much better if you had I'm invincible

### 5/5 — Best app I have! Reliving the glory days!!

*2010-06-29, version 0*

Absolutely fantastic mate. Keep up the good work.

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 3/5 — Good Selection of Sounds

*2009-09-28, version 0*

Nice app. Not as visually appealing as the Get This Soundboard, but more practical. If the number of sounds increases greatly, a search facility would be useful.

### 4/5 — Truly brilliant

*2015-01-07, version 2.0*

Allows me to reminisce about the '80s, and the time that Get This was on. Great stuff!

### 4/5 — Please add the Kim Beazley theme and it will be 5 stars

*2009-10-17, version 0*

Great effort but can't be used as a sound board per se due to the hierarchical menu structure.

### 4/5 — ZefleR

*2009-09-30, version 0*

Nice work!

### 5/5 — It's got great sizzle

*2023-10-20, version 1.0*

Hey guys, girls! It's party time! Come up here! Oh it's uh.. the view's magnificent, you'll bar up!

### 5/5 — Oh how good is this?

*2019-06-25, version 3.0*

The app is magnificent, yer’ll bar up!

### 5/5 — Yibbada yibbada... here we go

*2017-10-23, version 3.0*

This app is too cute by half, too cunning by half, and too clever by half. Woe betides anyone who has the hide to criticise it. Whether you’ve been parked there all day or for AT LEAST 30 seconds, this app will bring a smile to your face. It’s not a crime at all.

That good enough?

### 5/5 — The girls happy!

*2017-09-27, version 3.0*

THE best application available today. 
Get This app you won't be disappointed

### 5/5 — 42

*2017-09-26, version 3.0*

There is no question in the universe that cannot be answered by this App!

### 5/5 — Like a highly engineered race car cockpit

*2017-09-26, version 3.0*

I’ve been using this app for at least 30 seconds.  Nearly as good as cheese

## Most praised reviews (4 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — Oh How good is this

*2017-04-16, version 2.0*

Best app on the store

### 5/5 — You'll bar up!

*2015-06-24, version 2.0*

Absolutely worth the sizzle. An essential for any "Get This" fan.

No need to pay "gay money"

### 5/5 — Weekend listener

*2015-01-23, version 2.0*

This app is cheap , boring and down right nasty

### 5/5 — Get this!

*2015-01-14, version 2.0*

This is still great! New release is even better!

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-06-10.*
