# Tiny Porch Pirates — user reviews

> 66 indexed App Store user reviews of Tiny Porch Pirates by bad monkee, rated 4.60/5 from 132 ratings.

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/tiny-porch-pirates/id6740167055/reviews
- App overview in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/tiny-porch-pirates/id6740167055.md
- Rating breakdown: 5★ 101 · 4★ 17 · 3★ 8 · 2★ 3 · 1★ 3

## What do users think of Tiny Porch Pirates?

Overall sentiment: neutral

**Pros**

- 👍 Fun concept
- 🚀 Seems to be improving with updates

**Cons**

- 🐛 Buggy and glitchy
- 🔍 Unclear instructions and progression
- 🚗 Poor controls and camera views
- 📦 Issues with package and box management

**Commonly reported bugs**

- Missions not registering as complete
- Disappearing NPCs and saved data
- Drone and package delivery issues
- Inconsistent package spawning
- Furniture and item placement problems

**Most requested features**

- More areas and quests to explore
- Character customization options
- Ability to upgrade house, car, and other items
- Better storage and organization options
- Improved delivery and logistics features

## Newest reviews (14 of 66)

### 3/5 — Short game!

*2026-01-25, version 0.2.02*

Played it beat it in 1 hr. No new missions, it says coming soon , with hope of expanding land . Nope!! Could be a fun game if someone creating it would add some imagination. Weapons,larger heist,custom your own vehicles, helicopters, bank jobs , etc…. I want 10% for my advice!!!

### 3/5 — Goods

*2025-12-13, version 0.2.02*

Very

### 3/5 — Fun but needs work

*2025-10-16, version 0.1.95*

I really like the game and concept however you quickly stall out. You should be able to use in game cash to find more boxes or find empty boxes. You get 2-3 items from one box but can only pack one thing back into it. Kills the vibe.

### 3/5 — Fun game with glitches, short gameplay.

*2025-10-12, version 0.1.94*

The concept of this game is fun, but the glitches and short gameplay make it frustrating. One you finish the quests, there is no real reason to keep playing. The car starts out driving fine, then gets glitchy and is basically uncontrollable. I started the game today, paid to remove ads for 6.99, and ran out of gameplay within 1.5 hours. Never would have paid that money knowing that.

### 4/5 — TPP

*2025-10-06, version 0.1.94*

Decent game so far

### 4/5 — Not bad

*2025-10-04, version 0.1.94*

It’s a pretty chill game

### 4/5 — Package shortage

*2025-10-01, version 0.1.94*

It’s a good game but once you unlock all the areas the packages slow down and it be hard to earn money unless you take the items from the people walking or get the package from the truck.

### 4/5 — Buggy, but a good concept

*2025-05-11, version 0.1.84*

Overall: I like the concept and feel like this can develop into a great game. It’s a work and progress, and I can’t wait to see the final product.
 
Are there going to be any more updates?

Edit: With the recent update (0.1.176 I think), I got stuck in the jail cell with my crewmate in the corner by the toilet. The sell multiplier isn’t correct and doesn’t reflect all the price changes. Packages weren’t spawning until I unlocked new neighborhoods. 

This game has a few bugs but it is still playable. I think over time and with more developments it can be a great game. Just to mention a couple of the bugs I noticed: -Sometimes missions don’t automatically close when completed (Build 4 vending machines didn’t close after buying furniture and building the vending machines). For example, the rescue a stray pup mission didn’t close when I used a blue box to rescue him. However after completing the mission with a brown box it registered as complete. 
-There are times when NPC don’t realize your character is clothed after being arrested. 
-I had 2 saves. 1 of the saved games disappeared after loading the other save, despite having spots for 3 different saves. I ended up losing the latter save. 
-I ended up with a surplus of empty boxes after accidentally picking them up from the table when trying to make pizza. My crew would not use the empty boxes on the floor once it surpassed a certain number. 
-Some items disappear depending on the camera view and items/environment around it. 
-I purchased the drone and wasn’t able to place packages on it. My crew wasn’t able to place packages on it either, so it just ended up being a pile of packages around it. The drone would not deliver packages.

There are also some things I don’t like/understand. 
-I like that the police view changes colors based on red/bad green/good, but the green can be difficult to see on the grass. 
-I would like to see better controls for driving and changing camera views. 
-I would like to see better options for item storage.
-I would like to see improved furniture placement or the ability to place your own furniture (at least the pieces that are functional)
-I have to purchase pizza faster than I’m making money. Can food purchases be made from the pizza restaurant/stands instead of going home to eat? 
-Can packages be sent from the post office once mailboxes are full? 
- As a user, I would like to sell or trash excess empty boxes. 
Based on what I experienced so far, I think this game has great potential. I would keep playing just to see how it turns out. Once the kinks are worked out, I would like to see things like character customization, crew colors, special quests, holiday themes, etc.

### 5/5 — Fun game

*2025-04-23, version 0.1.84*

Such a fun game I can play for hours

### 5/5 — Interesting

*2025-04-22, version 0.1.84*

Interesting little game still playing

### 5/5 — Love it !

*2025-03-21, version 0.1.80*

Love this game so much ! Excited to unlock new neighborhoods and just requesting new boxes in neighborhoods to respawn the next day ? Although I Can’t wait for new updates. It’s been a while I haven’t encountered a game so well made and smooth to play ✨

### 5/5 — Great film

*2025-03-18, version 0.1.77*

Great film

### 5/5 — Fun

*2025-03-17, version 0.1.76*

Perfect

### 5/5 — Love Them

*2025-03-17, version 0.1.76*

I haven’t been able to afford a golden ticket yet, but I try to watch as many ads as I can because I can see the devs actively making improvements using feedback from us. It’s a great little time waster and I can’t wait for the next update! Don’t worry; after a few thousand more ads, someone can have a coffee on me, maybe?

## Most critical reviews (10 lowest-rated)

### 1/5 — More gameplay

*2025-12-31, version 0.2.02*

Where are the mission where is the excitement i mean this game has potential but its lacking adventure

### 1/5 — Don’t not play

*2025-09-30, version 0.1.91*

If you feel like spending 5 minuets just to walk somewhere this is the game for you! Also good luck with the constant cops

### 1/5 — No more updates

*2025-04-18, version 0.1.84*

Dudes haven’t had a reasonable update in what a month - game is whack.  You’ve what a total of 6-7 missions?  Nothing changes or is fun about this game past 2-3 minutes

### 1/5 — Could be fun

*2025-02-21, version 0.1.54*

It could be fun but it’s a glitchy mess. I had to restart because all of my workers vanished. And the packages don’t respawn which makes absolutely no sense.

### 1/5 — Still no fix for the “Need More Space” Mission

*2025-02-17*

Early player with everything unlocked prior to the updates to fix a lot of initial issues.   I have over 360 stars and ever single thing unlocked; space, minions, furniture - game is locked on the “Need More Space” mission.  Can’t proceed past this as everything is unlocked

### 1/5 — Getting Better

*2025-02-05*

Originally had a four star “getting better” review but this game and studio is/are trash … there is zero chance you even verify your updates even work.  Latest update has three new missions - finally - first one immediately doesn’t work.  I have 369 stars and there is literally no where to unlock.  My house is stacked up with about 300 sold items with zero empty boxes to use - dudes are just standing around holding sold items.  Game is a whack nightmare

### 2/5 — Updates?

*2025-06-05, version 0.1.86*

This is a fun game but the missions are lacking and some hidden behind a pay wall. Then on top of that making money is hard because the packages don’t respawn

### 2/5 — No boxes

*2025-05-08, version 0.1.84*

I really enjoyed the game but I bought the map to find the boxes easier and now every time I play there are no boxes. So, I’m stuck selling toilet paper and garbage.

### 2/5 — It’s ok

*2025-03-16, version 0.1.76*

Can’t get past the cat mission. Cat went under the table and glitch won’t let me get it super bugged.

### 2/5 — Is this it…

*2025-02-02, version 0.1.37*

I need boxes!!! lol…how about new neighborhoods; SOMETHING!!! You should be able to pack everything that came out the box back in it. Decent game just have some problems. And I would like that random man to get off my couch. Plz and thank you and what are the delivery packs so I can find out what the next move is

## Most praised reviews (10 highest-rated)

### 5/5 — It’s ok

*2026-01-02, version 0.2.02*

Needs work

### 5/5 — Great

*2026-01-01, version 0.2.02*

Love this

### 5/5 — It’s ight

*2025-11-28, version 0.2.02*

Just ight

### 5/5 — Very awesome game

*2025-10-22, version 0.1.95*

Love this game very fun to play and also smooth mechanics

### 5/5 — Great

*2025-10-21, version 0.1.95*

Great

### 5/5 — Curiously Interested

*2025-10-18, version 0.1.95*

Not a bad game
It’s an alright pass time

### 5/5 — tiny porch

*2025-10-14, version 0.1.94*

love this game only been a few days and im addicted

### 5/5 — Good

*2025-10-10, version 0.1.94*

Fun

### 5/5 — Woo

*2025-10-07, version 0.1.94*

Woo!

### 5/5 — Game

*2025-05-26, version 0.1.84*

Good game

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