# VibeCode Simulator — Ship garbage. Gain hype.

> Ship garbage. Gain hype. (iPhone/iPad app by Konrad Kern.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/vibecode-simulator/id6781632908 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Konrad Kern](https://appshunter.io/developer/6775921733)
- Category: Games, Simulation, Strategy
- Price: Free
- Age rating: 12+
- Requires: iOS 17.0 · 100 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2026-07-09
- Data updated: 2026-08-04
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/vibecode-simulator/id6781632908/reviews.md

## What is VibeCode Simulator?

You can't really code. You have an LLM subscription and a dream of passive income. That's enough.

VibeCode Simulator is a satirical, pixel-art founder life sim you play with one thumb: one decision card at a time — swipe left or right. Growth bros, crypto idiots, Tesla cultists, TikTok goblins, LinkedIn prophets and one very tired lawyer land on your desk every week; every choice is a temptation with a delayed cost.

Five meters on the surface — Runway, Hype, Product, Heat, Sanity — and a deep simulation of fifteen interlocking stats underneath. Dragging a card shows WHICH meters a choice touches, never the numbers: you learn this world by shipping garbage into it.

Fully native for iPhone: animated title, living ending scenes, haptic swipe deck.

• One-thumb swipe play, haptics, dusty lofi soundtrack made for 2 AM deploys
• 645 satirical events across seven phases, from broke bedroom to founder mansion
• 14 collectible fates — Real Company, Alpha Bro Empire, Beloved and Broke, Out of Runway…
• Daily run: one shared seed for the whole planet, once per day
• Home-screen widget: today's seed & your streak. Game Center fates + daily leaderboard. iCloud sync.
• Founder Graveyard: every dead startup remembered
• Share your ending as a pixel card
• Single-player. Offline. No account, no ads, no tracking.

Ship garbage. Gain hype. Try not to become a guru.


## Version history (last 1 release)

### 3.0 — 2026-07-09

No release notes.

## More apps by Konrad Kern

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All apps by Konrad Kern: https://appshunter.io/developer/6775921733

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*Data collected daily from the US App Store and indexed by [AppsHunter](https://appshunter.io/). User reviews are verbatim App Store reviews. Ratings, prices and chart positions refresh continuously; this snapshot is from 2026-08-04.*