# You Suck At Football — Physics Parkour Football Chaos

> Physics Parkour Football Chaos (iPhone/iPad app by Gorka Aranzabal.)

- Source: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/you-suck-at-football/id6752359389 (this page in markdown: same URL + `.md`)
- Developer: [Gorka Aranzabal](https://appshunter.io/developer/1839088424)
- Category: Games, Sports, Action, Casual
- Price: Free
- Age rating: 9+
- Requires: iOS 15.0 · 870 MB
- Languages: American English
- Released: 2025-09-22
- Data updated: 2026-06-01
- User reviews in markdown: https://appshunter.io/ios/app/you-suck-at-football/id6752359389/reviews.md

## What is You Suck At Football?

YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL is a physics-based rage game unlike anything you've played. Guide your uncontrollable football through obstacle-filled parkour stages where speed, timing, and pure chaos collide.

FEATURES

• **Chaotic Physics-Driven Gameplay**  
  Feel the unpredictable momentum and bounce of your football—colliding, spinning, flipping unpredictably as you race.

• **Parkour-Style Challenge Courses**  
  Sprint, glide, and ricochet through ramps, drops, moving platforms, and more—designed to disrupt your control and test your reflexes.

• **Easy to Learn, Hard to Master**  
  One-touch controls make it accessible, but those tight corners and tricky jumps will push your skill to the limit.

• **Rage-Inducing Fun**  
  Embrace the laughter (and maybe a few sweaty palms). Perfect for short bursts or long races.

• **Stylish Visual Flair**  
  Bright, cartoony visuals pop off the screen—vibrant fields, dynamic camera, and fun animations create a visually rich experience.

REASONS TO PLAY

- **For fans of physics games** — reminiscent of ragdoll chaos meets competition  
- **Fast-paced and wild** — courses designed to break you (in a fun way)  
- **Shareable moments** — each fail is a highlight; ideal for clips, streams and screenshots  
- **Play anywhere, anytime** — pick up and play with one click; no complex menus

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**JOIN THE MADNESS**

Join a community of players who share their funniest fails, speedruns, and best tricks. Zoom into the YouTube shorts, clips, or send us your most epic launch.

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**SPECIAL LAUNCH NOTE**  
Based on the hit Steam game, YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL brings the same chaotic joy to iOS—fully optimized for touch and mobile performance. Chat, compare scores, and spread the chaos!


## Version history (last 1 release)

### 1.0 — 2025-09-22

No release notes.

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