The Shadiest Update Major Update – Hosted by
A shady update to help you cool down in the summer
Get ready to experience the goofiest, most chaotic update yet for the beloved Goat Simulator 3! This summer, the team at Coffee Stain Studios is thrilled to unleash "The Shadiest Update" - a major overhaul that's packed with hilarious new content and game-changing enhancements.
For the entire month of July, players will be able to dive into a treasure trove of summer-themed madness. Explore a scorching forest ravaged by raging wildfires, complete with roaming herds of goats eager to cause maximum mayhem. Gear up in 28 stylish new summer outfits, from floppy hats to sandals suited for the sandy beaches. And watch out for those pesky mosquitoes, who will stop at nothing to feast on your goat's exposed flesh!
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. The Shadiest Update also includes a slew of bug fixes, glitch enhancements, and general chaos-inducing tweaks that will have you questioning whether the developers consider them "features" or not. So get ready to embrace the shady side of goat-filled summertime bliss, as Goat Simulator 3 reaches new heights of delightful absurdity. The update runs from July 1st through August 1st - don't miss out on this caprine carnival of pure, unadulterated fun!