Santa, please be my husband. I know you have a wife, but listen to what I tell you. Get a 12-gauge shotgun and blast her down! I’m telling you to make sure she’s not getting up Fr! Next fly over to my house. I know you like milk and cookies, so I spiked them for you🚨🤑 Aftwr you’re knocked out I will forcefully make you throw up to get the poison out, and make you my Slave for the kitchen ✅✅ I know you can bake VERY WELL! 🔛🔝🔥 so please bring 6 elves so I can munch on them while I stare into your soul as you brutally mutilate yourself 😱😍 Soooo fine 😍😍😍😍 please come this instant 😢 I’ll take care of the presents 😏😏
P.s. I really want to tie you up and knock some sense into you (if mutilating your face didn’t already)
Also little kiddos, make sure you ask your parents what mutulate means 😍 it’s a very nice thing to do to people, so make sure you say “I will brutally mutilate you guys ❤️❤️”
Mu-Til-ate
Goodbye kiddos! Goodbye Santa 😏💀
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