Sg secure saved my life
I was in a foreign land, surrounded by talking bananas. Apes were trying to hire me to be their hitman to shoot the bananas. I refused as I am a man of peace and I swore never to kill. The apes tried to force me into it, but I whipped out my phone and opened sg secure app. Immediately, the Air Force flew in and shot down the apes. It was like the movies! Big thanks to sg secure. #fight apes
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SAVE MY LIFE EH!!!!
one day I was playing roblox then a hacker and some raiders enter the game and banned me, so I took out my samsung smart toilet and took a screenshot of them and sent it to SG secure in 0.1 seconds later I was unbanned, and I saw the SAF as roblox character’s and they gun down all the raiders and the hacker, they gave me 1000 robux and flew away in a spaceship 1000000/10 must download
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ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!
This app works exactly as the government intended it to, one time, I was in my flat when I suddenly saw a bum pick from the rubbish bin, I was horrified at first until I realised I had a secret weapon, I whipped out my phone reported the incident to SGSecure and the next thing you know, PM Lee suddenly appeared out of nowhere and lobbed an ICBM at the bum, obliterating the bum, the bin, all of SG, and some parts JB. 5/5 would use again 👍
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My name is back pack kid and this is my song
Enderdragon in my direction
Many XP it's such a blessing, yeah
Use all the XP to enchant my armor, yeah
Oh-oh, I
Try to sleep on the darkest day
But the mobs are in the way
Gotta kill them so I can go to bed (bed)
This armor's really comfy when I put it on
Change it to peaceful so I'm not killed when I spawn
I see a village that is near
The only sounds I wanna hear
Are the villagers when I trade them some gear
Smelt the iron so I can get some metal
Make an Iron Pickaxe to mine the rare ores
You know that I gotta mine all these diamonds
Oh yeah (yeah)
Need alot of food on this hard adventure
Should I cook the pig or the cow?
I'm not sure
Maybe I should make a cake for my hunger
Minecraftcito
Where you need to survive all day and all night
Craft a diamond sword so you can fight
Place a torch in a cave to produce some light
Minecraftcito
Kill the creeper before it blows my house
But it blew up so I gotta move out
Don't have food so I'm fishing to catch a trout
Many XP it's such a blessing, yeah
Use all the XP to enchant my armor, yeah
Oh-oh, I
Try to sleep on the darkest day
But the mobs are in the way
Gotta kill them so I can go to bed (bed)
This armor's really comfy when I put it on
Change it to peaceful so I'm not killed when I spawn
I see a village that is near
The only sounds I wanna hear
Are the villagers when I trade them some gear
Smelt the iron so I can get some metal
Make an Iron Pickaxe to mine the rare ores
You know that I gotta mine all these diamonds
Oh yeah (yeah)
Need alot of food on this hard adventure
Should I cook the pig or the cow?
I'm not sure
Maybe I should make a cake for my hunger
Minecraftcito
Where you need to survive all day and all night
Craft a diamond sword so you can fight
Place a torch in a cave to produce some light
Minecraftcito
Kill the creeper before it blows my house
But it blew up so I gotta move out
Don't have food so I'm fishing to catch a trout
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SG Secure saved my life
One day my friends forced me to do my project when I didn’t want to so I took their photo and sent it to SGsecure. Mere moments afterwards, the SAF came with tanks and SAR21 and shot them down. I will never forget that day and laugh on my friends grave every Tuesday ever since.
Thanks for our Government vision
It should be downloaded by all fellow citizens and Singapore Pr.
Well designed hope to never use it but better be safe than sorry.
Well designed hope to never use it but better be safe than sorry.
Need some coding and design work
Room for improvement
Junk
This app is almost as useless as the people who force you to download it
Joke
Downloaded this cause my camp made me, the app is just as useless as the saf.
