Sneaky Sasquatch

** Apple Arcade Game of the Year Winner! ** Live the life of a Sasquatch and do regular everyday Sasquatch stuff like: - Sneak around campsites - Disguise yourself in human clothing - Eat food from unguarded coolers and picnic baskets - Play a quick 9 holes at the golf course - Adopt a lost dog and take care of it - Go fishing at the lake - Cook sausages on an engine block - Crush cars with a monster truck - Get chased around by the park ranger - Dig up buried treasure - Take a driving test and get your driver’s license - Shred some powder at the ski hill - Work as a doctor and diagnose patients with laboratory tests, xrays, and an electrocardiogram - Buy, upgrade, and race vehicles at the racetrack - Get a team of ducks to build upgrades for your house - Rent an apartment in the nearby town - Get certified to operate a forklift and unload cargo ships - Work as an executive at a major corporation - Get a camera and fill up a photo album with memories - Work as a photographer at the local newspaper - Watch television from the comfort of your own home - Apply for a taxi license and drive people around - Work as a security guard at the local port and file paperwork - Have your disguises customized by a fashionable duck - Play virtual arcade games like 'Parking Master' and 'Arcade Simulator' to win big prizes - Take a ferry over to an island - Get a surfboard and shred some waves to impress the locals - Shop for furniture and have it shipped to your house via express delivery - Buy a boat and catch some saltwater fish in the ocean - Invest in a spaghetti-based business venture, and revolutionize the industry - Go waterskiing, or take someone else waterskiing - Ride the bus, or drive people around as a bus driver for fun and profit - Carve pumpkins, go trick-or-treating, and celebrate Halloween - Compete in battle royale snowball fight events - Obtain highly accredited diplomas from late night television infomercials - Dig up dinosaur bones and make a T-Rex skeleton - Go scuba diving with your dog and explore sunken ships and pirate treasure - Accidentally irradiate patients while working at the hospital - Work as a police officer and write speeding tickets and other traffic violations - Explore the sewers and smell terrible afterwards - Modify your vehicles with rims, tires, and customizable parts - Race in motocross events and do 360 spins - Tend to a virtual camp fire and try not to burn the forest down - Buy a cell phone and take your calls on the road - Work as a delivery driver for a shipping company - Forage mushrooms in exchange for dynamite - Run a private campground on an island - Be a substitute ferry captain - Work as a crane operator while wearing night-vision goggles - Advertise on local billboards to make your business ventures more profitable - Play solitaire on your home computer - Play an arcade game about playing arcade games inside the arcade and discover it's secrets - Take advantage of your computer's extended warranty and break it on purpose for a free replacement - Dance the day away by watching the music channel on your TV - Run an election campaign for mayor - Stock up on Cellular Phone Minutes and call your human friends to hang out - Operate an exciting cargo elevator - Customize the nearby town to your liking - Pick out cool new outfits for all your human friends - Smooth the flow of traffic by raising speed limits and removing stop signs and traffic lights - Strap on some VR Goggles and experience an alternate reality - Get a portable cassette tape player and rock out to your favorite in-game tunes - Work as as a paramedic and save lives with your ambulance and gurney - Put out fires and save the town as a firefighter - And more!