I escaped federal prison because of this app
I’m so glad this app exists. I have finally escaped jail and am signing up to be an under cover Russian spy. So glad I can finally rat out the US for storing illegal amounts of thermo nuclear warheads in my grandmas basement. Solid 9.5/10. Happy independence day🤫
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Once apon a time I was a beta male and the alphas made fun of me😔 but after I downloaded this app, I felt the sigma rushing through MY BLOODY PENIS.😈 The next day I went to school and everyone around me looked away because they knew I was the new alpha in school. After that I made sure to make fun of all of the betas around me😈then one morning I everyone downloaded this app and I wasn’t the only lone alpha sigma male around😔😭. ( download this app to be a sigma.
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Chester from the registry
My little sister was threatening to pull my grandpas plug but with the help of this app she is now in an internment camp. 10/10 would recommend🥰
A former bata male
I used to be a beta male with no Gyat but thanks to this app I now have a level three omega Gyat and I am the wolf pack leader. Would recommend and woman want me
I can’t take it anymore
This app is booty cheeks
This app made me sigma
I was once a little beta wolf, getting bullied for my terminal cancer, and then I downloaded this app. The transformation was immediate. Now I have risen to Alpha Sigma God at my school and all the little beta boys bow down to me. Please download this app so you can be an Sigma God like me.
Eileen and Ben Dover
These bad twins were threatening my life, and when they pulled out the glicky I reported them. they both have terminal leukemia now… W
horrible
Your really showing them for snitching on your class mates for 5$ How about you get a job and stop worrying about other people’s business loser
Me when
Me when, like when me when when your mom. So
Can I put my ballz in yo jaws
I’m talking to you mr Jones
