This game is a masterpiece
When I was young, I lived in the slums of London as a little British orphan. I had absolutely nothing. But when I was about 10 and sick with dysentery, my parents had to move the family to America in order to find a reliable witch doctor to heal me from my affliction. That’s when I found My Horse Prince. It was the first game I had ever played, and I was in awe. My eyes teared up upon gazing at this magnificent piece of pure video game literature. I had found my favorite game, and nothing could match up. When I was 16, I got into a fatal car crash and died. I was cut in half in a way that could only be described as what happened to Gojo. But in the hospital, the doctors knew exactly what to do. They put this game into my hands, and I arose from the cold clutches of death. This game saved my life. After that, in the 1940s during World War 2, I had been drafted to join the military. It was hard on my newly sewn together body. The only thing that kept me together, literally and figuratively, was this game. I was in Japan for all FIVE nuclear bombs, and this game kept me going. As I am currently writing this, I am dying…the only thing that I want my legacy to be is to spread awareness for this magical game. My Horse Prince is amazing ❤️🐎.
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hear me out fr
This is the most majestic game I have ever laid my eyes on. For the past several decades I have been in a state of isolation and darkness. But this game has brought light on my dark world. Thank you game devs for putting so much effort into this fantastic project. I have never been enriched with such joy and excitement, when hopping on this game after a hard day. The horse prince is lowk kinda fine tho but that's not my point. Best game ever made, that's I I'm giving it 5/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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You changed my life ❤️
To my dear horse prince, You’ve changed my life after I met you in that ranch. As I stared deeply into your eyes, I couldn’t help but fall in love with you. Years before a met you, I was in a horrible place. I ran away alone without place to stay. For countless hours, I would lie down alone, looking up at the stars. Everyday, I prayed that I would find true love. You’ve truly saved me. I am so grateful for you. Every time I see you, my glorious brown eyed king..my heart skips a beat. Whenever I’m around you, I start to feel my face get warm. The time I spend with you makes me stay up at night, wondering what I did to deserve you. I haven’t been able to tell you all of this because I was too nervous, but I can’t contain my feelings for you anymore. Horse prince, I love you. Even if everyone ignores you, you are the only thing I can see in a crowd. Even if everyone thinks that you’re just a silly horse, you make my heart flutter. You taught me how to live, how to laugh, how to love. You aren’t a random horse prince, you’re my horse prince..I cannot bear to imagine what my life would be like without you. I want to spend my life with you, I want to devote everything to you. You are my will, my hope, my strength. It doesn’t matter if you don’t reciprocate my feelings because I…I will always love you. Thank you. From, toe
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He’s mine..🐺
life has been a struggle, my dad went to get the milk and my mom fell sick, and all my friends laugh at me cause i’m emo, I always scroll through pinterest trying to look for comfort , but then, I came across a photo from this game and became very interested. i search high and low for the title when i found it, when i downloaded it i felt a fling, it felt so magical, nothing i’ve ever felt before. I opened the game and fell in love and OBSESSED 😫!! I never felt so attracted to some horse before, you dont even know. yuuma RAH! sorry I’m sort of protective over him, i love him so so so so much you dont understand me, in class i draw pictures of me and him together, I printed pictures of him and taped on my wall, i have horse candles around them, i love him so much he belongs to me and only me, I want him to be real so bad, i cuddle my pillow at night and pretend its yuuma, this game changed my life, it changed my personality, it changed who I am. I dream at night of myself being a horse, and me and him are running through the fields of the ranch together, i love him and i will make sure no one gets in between me or my yuuma, i AM his little kitten senpai queen WARRIOR, RAAHH i’ll scare away anyway who gets closed to him AGGHHH!! 😫😫😠 🐺🐱🐈⬛
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My divorce.
This game saved my life and my marriages. Whenever I play this magnificent, superb game I don’t feel like cheating on my 16 husbands. Even though my husband number 12 found out I was “cheating” on him I just showed him this game and he forgot all about the others! I highly recommend this game to anyone who is living a sad boring life and needs something to spice it up!😀🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😂😂😂😂😂🤪💋💋🥰💋🥰🥰🙂🙂🙂🍹🥰🙁😘🙁🙂😂🥳😛🍷😛😂🍸💋🍸👋🍹🤥🤥🥰🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍷
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The best game I’ve ever played
Words cannot describe how I feel about this game. But I’ll try nonetheless. My horse prince have got to be the best thing I’ve ever come across. Even better than my husband and 12 kids. It cured my crippling depression and even made me leave my kids and husband for a better life with my hubby hubby wubby wubby Yuuma. Me and hubby Yuuma will start a new life and have 69 horse babies and we’ll live happily ever after. Thank you so much for creating my horse prince
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I’m gay
I’m into women but this game turned me straight. This game had me curling my toes and my eyes rolling back and seeing stars and sobbing and crying and screaming HES SO HOT. I was actually ready to show off my gyatt to this horse he’s so stunning and smeggsy. This game wants me to see his carrort. The hosre is so godamm sexy it makes me want the fiddle my carrort. This hires is so rizzy. I cant stop edging to my phone screen I sold my house so I can live on a farm and meet my dream man. I want him neighing for me so bad my parents have disowned me but it’s okay because I’m gonna start a family with him. Also can you pls make a body pillow of him im BEGGING you. I want this horse to paint me like one of his French girls
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This game was a life-altering experience
Playing *My Horse Prince* was a life-altering experience for me, one that shifted my entire perspective on love, relationships, and the unexpected joys that come from embracing the absurd. At first glance, the game’s premise—romancing a horse with a handsome human face—seemed bizarre, but as I delved deeper, I found myself strangely captivated by its charm and humor. The game taught me to appreciate the unexpected and to find joy in the unconventional. It challenged my preconceived notions of what a game could be, pushing the boundaries of storytelling and emotional connection. Through the bizarre yet endearing journey with my horse prince, I learned to embrace the oddities of life, finding beauty and meaning in the most unexpected places.
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ruined real men for me! 😍
it was a dark and gloomy day. *sighs and tosses hair to the side as I gaze upon the glass window of the tower that I’m forced to be locked in* it was hard to live day to day, constantly being showered with affection by my family, “when are you going to come downstairs and eat with us?” they would ask, “do you want to go out with us?” their pathetic attempts to woo me do no justice. I sigh once more, wanting nothing more to be swept off my feet by a horse prince. As I lie in bed, waiting for my impossible dream to die, the voices in my head tell me to open my App Store. Why would I listen to them anyway? The voices in my head are only praying on my downfall. Giving in, I sit up with my toes curled, anxious about what I was about to do. I type in those two foreboding words.. “horse prince”.. I was absolutely flabbergasted. No way my dream of a horse prince had finally come true! Not only was I flabbergasted, it had made me realize that I don’t need a real man to make me happy. I can finally rely on my one true love. Horse prince! As I delete all of my social media apps, I create a precious folder for my one and only. Horse prince. Ah, horse prince. I can’t imagine my life without this game. I’m so immersed, I believe it to be my life now. Oh, sorry, times up. The caretakers here at the psych ward only allow me to use a device for 10 mins. If I won’t leave without telling my horse prince goodbye, you shouldn’t either!
10/10 game! It is my life!
10/10 game! It is my life!
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My life is changed
With my horrible husband and my 23 children, these past 31 years have been miserable. All I ever wanted was to feel extreme love. But, after finding this handsome charming arousing delicious scrumptious attractive hot riddle my diddle gorgeous piece of a man, I felt as my life was completed. After leaving my children and husband, I fantasise about the life Yuuma and I will have for the ready of our lives. Thank you Devs, I don’t know what I would do without you.
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