SAVED MY MARRIAGE
Back in my day, when I was a level 1 crook. I could barely provide for my family, I had no money, no friends. And most of all, no life. But one day, it was like any other day, boring and sad. Till I stumbled upon and ad of this game. Something about it, just made me feel all tingly inside. Made me a little, too excited. Some would call it, true love at first sight. At the time I was married with 2 kids and a loving wife. But this game, means more. Means more than anything ever will in life. My kids, I stopped feeding them. My wife, I stoped loving her. And instead, I LOVED this game. It fixed my life. Made me actually happy for once. I can’t imagine where I’d be without it. My wife and kids tried to get in the way. So the only wise thing to do was leave them and never look back. How I left them doesn’t need to be told. But I ended up in a straight jacket and a white room. But that can’t keep me away from the one and only flappy dunk. My one true love. So I broke free. I live in a small apartment all alone. But I’m never alone. I have my flappy dunk to keep me company. I love life. I am now married to flappy dunk and have a better marriage than I ever would have with my stupid wife. In conclusion, I love flappy dunk.
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